Bludd 'n' Hammer to the Deep!

[Thor]

Thor watched as Mjolnir entered the portal before him and it felt as though time slowed. It was a strange feeling. Thor new he was going fast enough that the time between his hammers entrance into the portal and is own should be at most a second. But the strangeness was not limited to slowness. Thor felt weak as he watched his Hammer enter the portal, he felt vulnerable. He had only ever felt this way once before, when his father had cast his hammer from him and sent them both to earth. Then he had been arrogant and prideful, and had refused to believe that even at his weakest he was anywhere near a normal human in strength, but now he was humble enough to recognize the feeling for what it was. He felt mortal.

Thor entered the portal and hit the ground roughly, his flight giving faltering as his strength had. He groaned. How can this be? He pulled his hammer close, gripping the handle tightly and felt his strength returning. Thank the gods! I have not been forsaken! Thor had for a moment that he had somehow angered his father to the point of true banishment. Not to earth but to somewhere he could not return from. But such was not the case. Thor began to pick himself up off the cobble stone ground, using his hammer as a momentary crutch, in time to see more white soldiers with plastic armor and black rifles moving in on him. His strength was returning quickly, but the sudden lose had fatigued him more than any blow could have. Still he was relieved to here Bluddflagg emerge from the portal with a grunt.

As Thor rose to his full height he realized they were in a sunlit court yard with palm trees, obviously planted and maintained by an intelligent hand, around them. A large sign could be seen not to far away that read 'Welcome to Costa del Sol' in bright colors with a picture of a beach making the sign's background. Thor raised his Hammer in a stance ready to throw.

"Are you ready my friend? For the gods favor us with more fools to fight!"