07-31-2018, 11:49 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-01-2018, 12:14 AM by Tyson Renegade.)
Grabbing his chainsaw, Tyson started searching around for some crazy zombies and then hearing that munching sound. A sound that shivers down his spine a bunch of savages eating some birds in a crazy way. The crazy savages started looking at the demon as the dead bird fell to the ground as then one of them started wiping his face approaching him. Whoever this crossed zombified bastard has seemed that he's more civilized than the rest of those bastards. He started explaining his intentions of destroying the Omniverse so their world can rise and chaos will reign. This Reverend Dickhead was the leader of the Crossed and that this person was the second in command but this wasn't a zombie. Just some crazy human with zombie powers but the strangest thing was his attitude wasn't fully cannibal yet that was pretty weird because of all zombies in nature. They'll lose their memory in time maybe this virus was a stronger version of the zombie virus meaning he'll get infected if he isn't careful. The second in charge started saying that story time was over and it was time to start killing as the savages started getting up. Getting his chainsaw ready, Tyson was waiting for one of them to start attacking he'll send the asshole straight to Hell, just waiting for one of them to make a move. One of them started wielding a knife and had a necklace made of eyeballs and tongues too gross. The crazy one started coming at the demon with the knife and with one swipe of the chainsaw the crazed man hand was gone getting ready for his next move. Even after having his hand cut off the guy didn't feel any pain like he's on some super PCP or something.
Tyson had enough to this shit getting the shotgun ready as the crazed man started licking the blood and piss from the ground. In a rage, Tyson shot the man in the head as the others started attacking and the demon charged attacking with his chainsaw killing the crazed humans in some gore filled rage. Killing one of them by decapitation, another cutting off his legs and head and the others slashing them apart as all five of them were dead well five down. So many more to go, Tyson started checking the house seeing if there was any valuable information about patient zero or something related to the cure.
Searching the whole house, He didn't find anything but one place the demon didn't check was the basement. Started going downstairs into the basement finding some underground lab as some scientist was working or experimenting on the crazed human zombies. Finding important information about the Crossed...Tyson found the information about the cure.
The scientist had one vial of the vaccine it was to be injected into patient zero. Should the patient that the vaccine the group known as "The Crossed" would be destroyed. The vaccine would kill the infection this was great and now all the demon had to do was find patient zero and administer the vaccine to the asshole. One problem though the demon didn't know where to start maybe by killing the members of the crazy group would get him somewhere. But the demon hears something being dragged on the ground upstairs as if something was being dragged. Reloading his shotgun, Tyson managed to head back upstairs hearing the sound getting louder as then the demon starts hiding seeing what it was. Someone was dragging a battle axe upon the wooden floor having the red cross mark on his face looking for something to kill. The new craze man wasn't too happy having his friends killed wondering where the sweet pig was hiding so he could kill it viciously avenging his kin. Dragging the battle axe hoping the find the murderer, new crazy started looking in every room until the demon was found and then he'll kill him.
"Yee Haw, Come on out piggy. I'm not going to hurt you really your not in any trouble. Reverend Dickhead would like to get to meet ya. Should you survive a beheading... Not to worry I'll send your body to our lord. The age of whiners, wussies, butt-heads, and cuntheads has come to end. We are the new law and order... I sentence judgment upon your ass. For getting in our way the sentence is death my boy. So come on out piggy so we can make some bacon." A crazy man said.
"I'm right here, you dork! So your lord and master calling himself Reverend Dickhead. You crazy assholes are amazing even though your acting like zombies you somehow managed to obtain some crazy form of humanity. Very Interesting...Before we do this tell me one thing, Who or What is Patient Zero?" Tyson said.
"You talk about the savior?" Crazy Man said.
"The Savior?" Tyson said.
"The one who rules over nature. She'll destroy the Omniverse and destroy every one of you primes from our new garden of paradise. Her flames will burn away the Omniverse's darkness burning the eternal way to freedom. So says Lady Genocyber the one who gave this wonderful gift. Just hearing her name is giving me a boner" Crazy Man said.
"Oh yeah, This guy has to die but this Lady Genocyber must be Patient Zero. I find her and inject the vaccine and the nightmare is over." Tyson thought.
"Come on Piggy? I want some bacon and eggs" The crazy man said.
"I'm sorry sweetheart the kitchen is closed. Not to worry pumpkin, we managed to get a juicy egg hot and ready. Oh, baby! it's going to melt right in your mouth not in your hand." Tyson said.
"AWW SWEET PIGGY LET ME HAVE IT!" The crazy man said.
"Sure" Tyson said.
Pointing the shotgun right into the crazy man face as he started laughing then pissing on himself. One shot blowing a hole in the man's mouth sends him crashing into the dining room. How many of these crazies were there? Wondering if one lone demon could face off against an entire horde of the crazies known as "The Crossed". Only time will tell but the demon had one objective and that was finding Patient Zero and ending this for all of Camelot.
Tyson had enough to this shit getting the shotgun ready as the crazed man started licking the blood and piss from the ground. In a rage, Tyson shot the man in the head as the others started attacking and the demon charged attacking with his chainsaw killing the crazed humans in some gore filled rage. Killing one of them by decapitation, another cutting off his legs and head and the others slashing them apart as all five of them were dead well five down. So many more to go, Tyson started checking the house seeing if there was any valuable information about patient zero or something related to the cure.
Searching the whole house, He didn't find anything but one place the demon didn't check was the basement. Started going downstairs into the basement finding some underground lab as some scientist was working or experimenting on the crazed human zombies. Finding important information about the Crossed...Tyson found the information about the cure.
The scientist had one vial of the vaccine it was to be injected into patient zero. Should the patient that the vaccine the group known as "The Crossed" would be destroyed. The vaccine would kill the infection this was great and now all the demon had to do was find patient zero and administer the vaccine to the asshole. One problem though the demon didn't know where to start maybe by killing the members of the crazy group would get him somewhere. But the demon hears something being dragged on the ground upstairs as if something was being dragged. Reloading his shotgun, Tyson managed to head back upstairs hearing the sound getting louder as then the demon starts hiding seeing what it was. Someone was dragging a battle axe upon the wooden floor having the red cross mark on his face looking for something to kill. The new craze man wasn't too happy having his friends killed wondering where the sweet pig was hiding so he could kill it viciously avenging his kin. Dragging the battle axe hoping the find the murderer, new crazy started looking in every room until the demon was found and then he'll kill him.
"Yee Haw, Come on out piggy. I'm not going to hurt you really your not in any trouble. Reverend Dickhead would like to get to meet ya. Should you survive a beheading... Not to worry I'll send your body to our lord. The age of whiners, wussies, butt-heads, and cuntheads has come to end. We are the new law and order... I sentence judgment upon your ass. For getting in our way the sentence is death my boy. So come on out piggy so we can make some bacon." A crazy man said.
"I'm right here, you dork! So your lord and master calling himself Reverend Dickhead. You crazy assholes are amazing even though your acting like zombies you somehow managed to obtain some crazy form of humanity. Very Interesting...Before we do this tell me one thing, Who or What is Patient Zero?" Tyson said.
"You talk about the savior?" Crazy Man said.
"The Savior?" Tyson said.
"The one who rules over nature. She'll destroy the Omniverse and destroy every one of you primes from our new garden of paradise. Her flames will burn away the Omniverse's darkness burning the eternal way to freedom. So says Lady Genocyber the one who gave this wonderful gift. Just hearing her name is giving me a boner" Crazy Man said.
"Oh yeah, This guy has to die but this Lady Genocyber must be Patient Zero. I find her and inject the vaccine and the nightmare is over." Tyson thought.
"Come on Piggy? I want some bacon and eggs" The crazy man said.
"I'm sorry sweetheart the kitchen is closed. Not to worry pumpkin, we managed to get a juicy egg hot and ready. Oh, baby! it's going to melt right in your mouth not in your hand." Tyson said.
"AWW SWEET PIGGY LET ME HAVE IT!" The crazy man said.
"Sure" Tyson said.
Pointing the shotgun right into the crazy man face as he started laughing then pissing on himself. One shot blowing a hole in the man's mouth sends him crashing into the dining room. How many of these crazies were there? Wondering if one lone demon could face off against an entire horde of the crazies known as "The Crossed". Only time will tell but the demon had one objective and that was finding Patient Zero and ending this for all of Camelot.