07-21-2018, 01:30 AM
“Spider! SPIDER!!!” Bill shouted to the back as he got out of his seatbelt to make sure his friend was still safe.
“We really should think of a name for that thing.” Bob intervened, thinking it over for a minute before suggesting something. “How about The Omnislash.”
“We are about to plummet to our probable deaths and you are worried about the name of our spider!!!”
Like all other attempts at questioning bob’s soundness with shout through right over his head. Did he have an ear plant that made him unable to hear panicked tones? It wouldn’t be surprising with everything else here. “Relax, OMNIzom has coated all their trucks in PlotAmourium(™) to make sure all employees get their package within 5 miles of its destination. And if that wasn’t enough upon dying our suits recognise this and pumps a special liquid that reanimated you, though side effects may include dizziness, rotting flesh, lowered IQ and a hunger for brains.”
“I DON’T WANNA BE A F*CKING ZOMBIE!!”
“Oh, there is no chance if that's happening, zombies rarely get laid.” Bill wondered how bob managed to keep such a straight face and tone. He was about to die with a psychopath!
“We really should think of a name for that thing.” Bob intervened, thinking it over for a minute before suggesting something. “How about The Omnislash.”
“We are about to plummet to our probable deaths and you are worried about the name of our spider!!!”
Like all other attempts at questioning bob’s soundness with shout through right over his head. Did he have an ear plant that made him unable to hear panicked tones? It wouldn’t be surprising with everything else here. “Relax, OMNIzom has coated all their trucks in PlotAmourium(™) to make sure all employees get their package within 5 miles of its destination. And if that wasn’t enough upon dying our suits recognise this and pumps a special liquid that reanimated you, though side effects may include dizziness, rotting flesh, lowered IQ and a hunger for brains.”
“I DON’T WANNA BE A F*CKING ZOMBIE!!”
“Oh, there is no chance if that's happening, zombies rarely get laid.” Bill wondered how bob managed to keep such a straight face and tone. He was about to die with a psychopath!
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Yuuka Kazami
es is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff