07-18-2018, 11:45 AM
I'm not late. You're late.
Ahana Varma:
Fancy coloured fire, basically immortal, cool attack names, "cursed"/special magical words.
In conclusion: 9.21/10 - I'm... not going to say any more. You already know how cool you are. If you wanna join my crew, gimme a call. Get yourself an assist or personalised super utility as well as a larger variety of offensive moves to give your score a boost.
[spoiler]Note for others: The primary factor of coolness when it comes to moves often isn't actually the move itself. It's the execution. Javelins = Lame. Javelins made from lengths of fire = Cool. Summoning a weapon = Lame. Carving/creating a weapon out of magic or fire = Cool. Explosion/Fireball = Meh. Explosion/Fireball from a kick-ass magical word or incantation = Cool.[/spoiler]
Erik Vrell:
Most psychics are pretty lame. You're no exception. You've got telekinesis, but you're not doing anything with it. You've got telepathy, but you're not doing anything with it (besides making people hear spooky screams). Your phasing weapons are nice, and your survival can work as a nice clutch for them, but getting hurt is lame - it's only cool when you push through and smash your opponent back. But you don't really do any of that. You just exist. You're basically a psionic zombie that's neither undead nor a cool psionic.
In conclusion: 3.93/10 - Your chains could be cool, if not for the fact they're basically just chains. You have potential, but you're not doing anything with it.
Victor Wolfe:
Your personalised daggers are kinda nice, but, besides that, I can't say a lot else. Just "sneaky stabby dude".
In conclusion: 4.97/10 - Fairly generic. You need something to stand out from the crowd. That's a metaphor - I know you're stealthy. Get some speedy stuff, get some cool assassiny-moves. Maybe dabble in some more magic.
The Emperor of Mankind:
...You've literally just got a bucket. Come back when you can actually do things.
In conclusion: 0.02/10 - Useful for putting out campfires, I guess?
Bob:
Nice meme, bro.
In conclusion: shitpost/10 - Not particularly cool.
Shantotto:
Good arsenal of spells, but little else. The combo-stuff is kinda cool, but you've got nothing here any old magic student couldn't learn. It just looks like you stole all your spells from the library. The rod seems somewhat personal, however, which is nice. "Breaking" reality is also fairly common, so your powerup loses some of its 'wow' factor.
In conclusion: 5.23/10 - Get yourself an assist and personalise your arsenal. Right now, you're just a generic mage. I could go to Dalaran and you'd probably seem sub-par in comparison. The whole "walking across the battlefield while casually twirling your rod" image can work for you, but you don't have enough quick-fire attacks to make it work. And you'll just get knocked about. You could also try dabbling in some powers and see where it goes.
Ahana Varma:
Fancy coloured fire, basically immortal, cool attack names, "cursed"/special magical words.
In conclusion: 9.21/10 - I'm... not going to say any more. You already know how cool you are. If you wanna join my crew, gimme a call. Get yourself an assist or personalised super utility as well as a larger variety of offensive moves to give your score a boost.
[spoiler]Note for others: The primary factor of coolness when it comes to moves often isn't actually the move itself. It's the execution. Javelins = Lame. Javelins made from lengths of fire = Cool. Summoning a weapon = Lame. Carving/creating a weapon out of magic or fire = Cool. Explosion/Fireball = Meh. Explosion/Fireball from a kick-ass magical word or incantation = Cool.[/spoiler]
Erik Vrell:
Most psychics are pretty lame. You're no exception. You've got telekinesis, but you're not doing anything with it. You've got telepathy, but you're not doing anything with it (besides making people hear spooky screams). Your phasing weapons are nice, and your survival can work as a nice clutch for them, but getting hurt is lame - it's only cool when you push through and smash your opponent back. But you don't really do any of that. You just exist. You're basically a psionic zombie that's neither undead nor a cool psionic.
In conclusion: 3.93/10 - Your chains could be cool, if not for the fact they're basically just chains. You have potential, but you're not doing anything with it.
Victor Wolfe:
Your personalised daggers are kinda nice, but, besides that, I can't say a lot else. Just "sneaky stabby dude".
In conclusion: 4.97/10 - Fairly generic. You need something to stand out from the crowd. That's a metaphor - I know you're stealthy. Get some speedy stuff, get some cool assassiny-moves. Maybe dabble in some more magic.
The Emperor of Mankind:
...You've literally just got a bucket. Come back when you can actually do things.
In conclusion: 0.02/10 - Useful for putting out campfires, I guess?
Bob:
Nice meme, bro.
In conclusion: shitpost/10 - Not particularly cool.
Shantotto:
Good arsenal of spells, but little else. The combo-stuff is kinda cool, but you've got nothing here any old magic student couldn't learn. It just looks like you stole all your spells from the library. The rod seems somewhat personal, however, which is nice. "Breaking" reality is also fairly common, so your powerup loses some of its 'wow' factor.
In conclusion: 5.23/10 - Get yourself an assist and personalise your arsenal. Right now, you're just a generic mage. I could go to Dalaran and you'd probably seem sub-par in comparison. The whole "walking across the battlefield while casually twirling your rod" image can work for you, but you don't have enough quick-fire attacks to make it work. And you'll just get knocked about. You could also try dabbling in some powers and see where it goes.