07-11-2018, 05:16 AM
“What is it with your friends and being so angry,” Desman asked rhetorically, grinding his teeth as he barely dodged a swing.
“Ooh, remind me to use that line later. It sounds like something I would say, just you know, more sarcastically.” Deadpool blabbed to the king while blocking the swords as best he could.
The king however, was having none of it. “Do I have to sew your mouth up myself?!” The question was accompanied with a hit to the rib, another soon following due to the slow reaction of his opponent's another arm.
“Trust me, no one wants that mister. I already look ugly enough being the genetically mutated child of Ryan Reynolds and an Avocado.” On Gilgamesh’s third attempt, the merc with a mouth dodged by front flipping over the golden kings head (probably while also flipping them off) before ramming the side of his foot into the poor man’s face.
The attack hit hard, sending Gilgamesh stumbling into the path of an oncoming Desman, who had presumably been sent flying by an attack from Erik. “Can’t you do anything right?” The high and mighty Babylonian growled at his companion through his teeth.
“I mean, apparently I’m very good for him to bounce jokes off.” The pattern of the dark voice made it hard to figure out whether it was a joke or serious.
“He’s worse than a child in that regard.” Gilgamesh snorted, as they both got up, wiping the snow off themselves.
“If you are reusing material so your friend can mimic your ultra move, that’s where I draw the line.” The crude comic book comedian dashed at the dastardly duo thinking that the metal mimic would thrashingly throw the pre-teen potion as the no-good narrator used way too many amateurish alliterations to overtly overcompensate for his lack of literary legitimacy.
As Gilgamesh’s form went back into a battle stance, his partner placed a hand in front as if to say, ‘let me handle this.’
“Stand aside mongrel, Unless you want to make me angry.”
“Unlike you, I can control my anger.” The red rebel words came back at his partner like a snake bite. “But there’s a secret gil, I’m always angry.”
Within a second the air around them lit up in flames, the eyes of everyone being filled with hues of red and yellow. Gilgamesh was surprised by how little it burned to touch, was this even real fire? It still provided a nice sense of heat being this close to it though.
The fire soon disappeared as quickly as it began, though remnants remained to remind people it had been there. His cutlass has been drenched in the fire, as had a new cape that had appeared, it seemed to be made if similar martial to a towel, as for his clothes however…
“FORGET WHAT A SAID BEFORE, THAT WAS THE LAST DRAW!” Deadpool shouted, seemingly genuinely angry this time. “NOT ONLY DID YOU STEAL MY REFERENCE MAKING GAME, BUT YOU ALSO HAD THE NERVE TO BE NAKED IN A DA BEFORE ME! AHH!!!”
Desman easily dodged the cancerous mercenary, leaving him right open for a counter attack of from the redhead's elemental shots.
“How about instead of you shooting blue balls, I shoot you in your blue balls!” Deadpool quickly upholstered his pistols, firing a barrage of bullets towards the private’s of the man who he wished he could sue for copyright infringement.
Two out of the three had managed to hit the intended target, the third one grazing as Desman went down, before he found a rock to hide behind. “Come out, come out wherever you are.” Deadpool sang, firing his bullets and reloading as he walked slowly closer the insufferable brats hiding place. “If you don’t come out in 3 momma Deadpool’s gonna hafta take serious disciplinary measures. One… Two… Th…”
“AAHHH!!” The Elemental Chains hurt as they were pulled from Desman’s body, his whole being shaking as his torso bled, he knew immediately how powerful these would be under his control as the tentacle-like extensions of his body swayed around in the open air around the rock
“I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.”
…
“FUCK! I just realised I forgot to use that line.”
“Ooh, remind me to use that line later. It sounds like something I would say, just you know, more sarcastically.” Deadpool blabbed to the king while blocking the swords as best he could.
The king however, was having none of it. “Do I have to sew your mouth up myself?!” The question was accompanied with a hit to the rib, another soon following due to the slow reaction of his opponent's another arm.
“Trust me, no one wants that mister. I already look ugly enough being the genetically mutated child of Ryan Reynolds and an Avocado.” On Gilgamesh’s third attempt, the merc with a mouth dodged by front flipping over the golden kings head (probably while also flipping them off) before ramming the side of his foot into the poor man’s face.
The attack hit hard, sending Gilgamesh stumbling into the path of an oncoming Desman, who had presumably been sent flying by an attack from Erik. “Can’t you do anything right?” The high and mighty Babylonian growled at his companion through his teeth.
“I mean, apparently I’m very good for him to bounce jokes off.” The pattern of the dark voice made it hard to figure out whether it was a joke or serious.
“He’s worse than a child in that regard.” Gilgamesh snorted, as they both got up, wiping the snow off themselves.
“If you are reusing material so your friend can mimic your ultra move, that’s where I draw the line.” The crude comic book comedian dashed at the dastardly duo thinking that the metal mimic would thrashingly throw the pre-teen potion as the no-good narrator used way too many amateurish alliterations to overtly overcompensate for his lack of literary legitimacy.
As Gilgamesh’s form went back into a battle stance, his partner placed a hand in front as if to say, ‘let me handle this.’
“Stand aside mongrel, Unless you want to make me angry.”
“Unlike you, I can control my anger.” The red rebel words came back at his partner like a snake bite. “But there’s a secret gil, I’m always angry.”
Within a second the air around them lit up in flames, the eyes of everyone being filled with hues of red and yellow. Gilgamesh was surprised by how little it burned to touch, was this even real fire? It still provided a nice sense of heat being this close to it though.
The fire soon disappeared as quickly as it began, though remnants remained to remind people it had been there. His cutlass has been drenched in the fire, as had a new cape that had appeared, it seemed to be made if similar martial to a towel, as for his clothes however…
“FORGET WHAT A SAID BEFORE, THAT WAS THE LAST DRAW!” Deadpool shouted, seemingly genuinely angry this time. “NOT ONLY DID YOU STEAL MY REFERENCE MAKING GAME, BUT YOU ALSO HAD THE NERVE TO BE NAKED IN A DA BEFORE ME! AHH!!!”
Desman easily dodged the cancerous mercenary, leaving him right open for a counter attack of from the redhead's elemental shots.
“How about instead of you shooting blue balls, I shoot you in your blue balls!” Deadpool quickly upholstered his pistols, firing a barrage of bullets towards the private’s of the man who he wished he could sue for copyright infringement.
Two out of the three had managed to hit the intended target, the third one grazing as Desman went down, before he found a rock to hide behind. “Come out, come out wherever you are.” Deadpool sang, firing his bullets and reloading as he walked slowly closer the insufferable brats hiding place. “If you don’t come out in 3 momma Deadpool’s gonna hafta take serious disciplinary measures. One… Two… Th…”
“AAHHH!!” The Elemental Chains hurt as they were pulled from Desman’s body, his whole being shaking as his torso bled, he knew immediately how powerful these would be under his control as the tentacle-like extensions of his body swayed around in the open air around the rock
“I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.”
…
“FUCK! I just realised I forgot to use that line.”
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Yuuka Kazami
es is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff