Describe your characters like someone you're dating

[Guu]

Guu: I swear she's much older than 10! D:

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Adult Guu: She's very quiet, and quite sarcastic when she does talk. Though she has an amazing body, her face leaves a lot to be desired, so dull and stiff. Our first date was a disaster, started out alright, I had the spaghetti, she had a dinner plate, but we got into a discussion about family and she sent me to the mental ward just talking about her father.

I don't know why I even agreed to a second date. I decided on the movies as that wouldn't require talking. Thing though, now she wouldn't shut up, kept riffing the movie at every single chance she could. I tried to explain to her in the lobby that you can't talk in the movies, but the second we were back in there, she started changing the movie! Suddenly, the protagonist dies and he's replaced by characters that look like me and her and we go ahead and fight squids on Neptune.

The third date at the aquarium, the sharks broke free and went into a musical number, the fourth date, Michael Jackson rose from the dead as a Zombie. Every single time, the date took a turn and... that's why I keep dating her.

I mean, seriously, if your girlfriend could change the world on a whim, why would you give that up?

I could leave it like that, and for the first three dates, that was the only reason I dated her. But, eventually, I found those moments. Those moments when the emotions buried deep down just escape all at once. One time, I was nearly crushed by one of the sharks at the aquarium. She literally broke time to stop everything in place to pull me out of the way. As she was pulling me out to safety, she gave me a look, one that I could never forget. It was a look that said "I would break reality for this person."

That was the moment I fell in love.