How to Troll your Mayor

[Guu]

It was early morning, just outside the peaceful town of Langweilig was a harem. The rustic village slept soundly this early, while the harem had only just started to close. Ladies of different shapes and sizes said goodbye to their paid lovers for the day as they parted for home. While the humans left for Langweilig, anything variant left for the long trip to the next town over or even further. While they were tolerated in their place of work, they knew they weren’t welcome in town.

But while most of the prostitutes were packing up for the journey home, a woman entered the harem no one had ever seen before. She was a scantily clad blonde haired lady who walked through the place as if belonged there. No one batted an eye at the strange woman, too weary from the long night to ask too many questions.
The woman walked across the harem, stepping over cushions and beds a like, and headed towards the back. She stood by a door, which she scanned carefully.
‘Manager’ read the sign on the door.
Slowly, the women’s flesh began to melt. She started to shrink as he body slowly shaped into a puddle of water at her feet. Eventually, she disappeared into the liquid. The water started to move on it’s own as it slipped under the door.

The puddle slithered into the dark room, then it slowly began to reform into a human shape. But instead of turning into the woman, this time it transformed into a little girl with short pink hair, dead bored eyes, and a little pink dress held up by a yellow scarf. The girl named Guu
The little girl headed for the filing cabinets, where she dug around files with names on them. She sifted through them until she stopped at one file in particular.
“Earnest Drumm,” she whispered to herself.
Guu recognized the name, she had been reading about him earlier on the Dataverse. She opened the file and quickly skimmed through it. As quickly as she had found it, she already put the file back into its place and shut the filing cabinet.
Her senses told her that no witnesses were near the door, so she shifted into a puddle of water again, sliding underneath the door once again, reforming as the scantily clad woman.
She headed around the back of the building where the locker rooms and showers were located. All of the ladies had already cleaned up and gotten dressed, so the lights have already been shut off, giving Guu the cover of darkness. She walked along the rows of lockers, each one labeled with a different name. She stopped when she came across the locker of Amelia Salts. Pressing her ear against the locker door, she carefully turned the combination lock, listening to each click of the mechanism. Slowly but surely, she got the door to swing open.
Inside the locker was a random assortment of items; photographs of family, jackets, clothing. Then she spotted it.
‘A diary! Perfect!’ She thought.
She reached and grabbed for the book. Sitting down on a nearby bench, she skimmed through, looking for a particular date. After five minutes of digging, she found the particular entry she was looking for. Reading it real quick, she had a snicker at what she found.

Satisfied, she shelved the book back into the locker and firmly closed it. She simply walked through the harem, saying good-bye to several other women on the way, and heading out through the front door.

Upon safe enough distance from the whorehouse, Guu, shifted back to her default form and took a nap on some tall grass.
“Tomorrow would be a very interesting day.” She said to herself.