06-13-2018, 06:35 PM
Bob was stuck, advertising on the spot was already difficult and the commie with the sword wasn't exactly helping his nerves. And then he heard it. He quickly rummaged around in his pocket pocket and pulled out a green gell and handed it to Mordus.
"Here you go, premium grade nutrient gell straight from the kitchens of Ambrosia. Won't do anything for your cold but that can probably be dealt with soon enough. Anyway, omillium is a substance that all primes have in them, it allows them to summon things, gain additional powers or power and be generally invincible to most things. It can also be used to purchase things from secondaries such as pocket pockets, a revolutionary wonder product that can be used for anything, from kidnapping people and stealing things to storing goods or blocking projectiles. No matter what you're doing or where you're going, pocket pockets are the product for you."
He saw the ruskie tense her fingers around her blade's hilt again before relaxing them, at least his advertising had a dual purpose, selling product and annoying the red menace.
"Here you go, premium grade nutrient gell straight from the kitchens of Ambrosia. Won't do anything for your cold but that can probably be dealt with soon enough. Anyway, omillium is a substance that all primes have in them, it allows them to summon things, gain additional powers or power and be generally invincible to most things. It can also be used to purchase things from secondaries such as pocket pockets, a revolutionary wonder product that can be used for anything, from kidnapping people and stealing things to storing goods or blocking projectiles. No matter what you're doing or where you're going, pocket pockets are the product for you."
He saw the ruskie tense her fingers around her blade's hilt again before relaxing them, at least his advertising had a dual purpose, selling product and annoying the red menace.
Quote:If this advertising is getting too annoying just tell me and I'll slide out of the thread, it's the main thing Bob's doing though so buckle up, buttercup get ready for more