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[spoiler]The man in crappy Omni disguise sits in an office building. He is sitting on a couch; his usual company (including the pink haired woman from before) is sitting beside him.
“Hello my subjects. Surprised to see me?” He says with a smug look on his face. “I’m god, life and death is my bitch. DoomGuy may have been lucky that one time, but I persevere.”
The pink haired woman pours him a glass of wine. Filling it part ways, she lifts it up to his mouth and pours some of its contents down his throat, which he eagerly accepts. After she pulls the cup away from his mouth, he speaks again.
“Have no fear, this man has faced justice. I stripped him of all weapons and locked him in the basement of this building. Have twenty of my highest ranking angels watching him as we speak.”
Pulls out a weird joystick like device (except lacking a base) with a big glowing red button on the top.
“I also have everything below this level set to blow in case he escapes. Don’t worry about us; this room is its only dimension. We’re safe from the consequences.”
He stands up and his entourage does in tow. He casually walks across the room while the camera follows him.
“His eternal torment will be an example for all.”
He looks over to a snack table.
“Ooh, I’m starving. Anyone try the three cheese yet?”
He picks up a toothpick that has three small blocks of cheese on it and slides all three blocks into his mouth. He chews while making nummy sounds.
But just as he’s finishing that, an elevator in the background opens, and there’s a dead body of an angel in it. The women scream as Omni turns to look in complete shock. He approaches, and the closer he gets, he begins to notice that something has been written on the man’s chest.
“Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho…” He reads.
He about-faces towards the camera.
“Well, plan B it is.” He says.
He lifts up his hand for the camera to see, which is completely empty.
“Whe… Where are my detonators?” He asked, dumbfounded. “Where are my detonators!”
Suddenly a beeping noise could be heard. He looks over to the dead body, and at its feet was a bomb flashing the words “Yippee ki yay Motherfucker.”
“Oh shi-”[/spoiler]

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