[Round 1] Link & Clownpiece vs Skeletor & Kuzuru

[Karl Jak]

The third fight stood to feature a little less sand drama.
 
Link, his sword drawn and at the ready, looked to see his partner.  The unimposing girl smiled as she lifted a hand and summoned a fistful of hellfire.  In response, the tunic-clad warrior spun his sword and nodded his head.
 
On the other side, Kuzuru grinned like a maniac as he waited for the signal.  While Skeletor lacked the proper facial muscles and other fleshly accessories to match the glee on his companion’s visage, the skeleton was just as eager.
 
“Good evening, sociopaths plus Link, and I welcome you to this opening round of Dante’s Abyss!”
 
The gong sounded.
 
“Now just re—” Karl trailed off, his face twisting into a scowl as he watched Kuzuru and Skeletor explode across the arena stage like two bears at Boy’s Town dance club.  Taking his hand off the button for the mic, the man glanced at the smiling staff around him.  “And people say we’re the villains.  SMH, boys and girls.  SMH.”
 

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Time Limit: 48 hours
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Time limit starts at 8 am CDT
 
Fight Area description is available in the Fight Area Reveals thread and the Round 1 Discussion thread.