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[spoiler]An intro card fades in with cheery music playing over it, an animated anthropomorphic cat and and dog the focus of the still with the title "Phil & Bill in" over their heads, the cat under "Phil" and the dog under "Bill". Both are smiling at each other, one arm draped friendly around the other's shoulder. While their other arm is behind their own backs, wielding a blunt weapon of some kind. The card then transitioned to another, stereotypical Arabian music playing replacing the cheerful music. This one of a drawn picturesque desert, dunes stretching out across the background and palm trees leaning in from the sides. Pyramids stand ominously off center, and the title "Mummy's Dessert" hanging in the sky. The card and music fades as it leads into the actual animation.

It opens up on a beautiful scene, an oasis looking out across into the sunset. The setting sun frames a collection of camels and merchants on the far side as the camera pans to one side, until it focus on the duo. Both are wearing tan explore's clothing, pith helmets and large bundles of supplies on their back, and are pouring over an open map.

"Judging this, the tomb of Pharaoh PootenTooten is somewhere within the great desert" Phil says, pointing at the middle of the map. The view switches to the map, a very basic representation of a geography area, with "the Great Desert" written in the middle. The area around it had names like "the badlands" "the terriblelands" "the evenworselands" and another word starting with "Coru" but cut off by the screen. Phil rolls the map up, looking very pleased with himself.

"So all we have to do is ride the camels there and we'll be rich!" Bill exclaimed, a little thought bubble appearing above his head. He imagined himself laying in a bed made of gold, drinking from a gold cub, and being fed treats from a pretty poodle girl in a golden dress "You bought camels, right?"

"What?" Phil asked, his own thought bubble thinking of his picture in the newspaper "That was your job"

"No, I got the supplies, you were suppose to get the camels"

"No it's not" "Yes it is" "No it's not" Yes it is" This argument continues as the camera pans out, looking at the long stretch of sand ahead of them.

The scene changes, both of the characters walking across the sand with the sun beating down upon them. Phil is taking big gulps from a container, then pulls a fish from his backpack. He places the fish in his mouth down to the tail, and he he pulls it out all that's left is the bones. He throws the bones away, and then turns his head to Bill.

"Hey, I'm running low on supplies. Got anything?"

"Yeah" Bill answers, pulling something out of his pack, and throwing it to Phil. Phil looks down at the item, and his eyes open wide and bug out as he sees what it is: A bag of potato chips.

"Uh, what ELSE do you have" Phil looks distraught as he glaces back towards Bill. The dog shrugs, listing each item as he pulls out bags of popcorn, pretzels, jerky, cake, and other dry and salty item. Each time Phil looks more and more distraught and crazed, before he looks up to the sky and yells in panic. "We're going to die out here!" He yells, and then kicks the sand underneath him.

He hits something hidden under the sand, as the sound of one hard object hitting another rings out, the cat yelps in pain and rockets out of the screen. Bill dusts off the area that Phil kicked, revealing the tip of a pyramid.

"We found it, Phil! We found the-" Whatever Bill was going to say was interrupted when Phil came back down, driving both of them into the ground. A cross section of the ground cropped up, both revealing the pyramid and a dot representing the duo traveling down the side of said pyramid. They rapidly moved through the sand until they bounced off the "floor", rebounded off a pillar and through the entry way.

Everything is pitch black now. Two sets of eyes open up, the only thing the audience can see.

"Who turned out the lights?" One of the "eyes" asked in the voice of Bill, while the other eyes roll their pupils. They both look down, and with the sound of a match striking the entire area is illuminated with light. It shows the interior of an ancient building, the masonry of a large room with statues and pictographs decorating all of it. The duo are awestruck, with Phil being the first to recover.

"Alright, I'll check this place" Phil circles his finger, signally the room "And you get that hallway over there" He points off screen, and the view swipes over to the entry way of a dark and creepy hallway. Bill gulped at the sight, but was also looking at the writing on the archway

"What does that say?" Bill asked, and Phil took out a pair of glasses to look it over

"Those who enter here will be curse with the mummy's wraith" Phil answered. Bill's jaw literally fell to the ground, but Phil rolled his eyes again "There's no such thing as curses. Stop being a coward and go!" The cat booted the dog in the backside, and Bill went tumbling into the hallway with a crash.

The scene changes to Bill alone, walking through the cobweb laden hallway. He brushes back the spider infested webs with his torch, before running into one that covers the entire hall. He swipes at it, pulling most of it down, but what is left of the webs spell out "no hope", and the dog is only more frightened at the prospect of continuing, but does so anyway. Eventually he finds himself in a room, completely filled with treasures, but his eyes are glued to something in the center of the room: A sarcophagus. He stood over it, holding onto his crowbar, looking like he was ready to faint and die. He raises his crowbar up, but before he could even touch it the top of the coffin opens up to reveal a mummy inside.

Bill freezes as he sees it. He waits. Waits. Waits. Nothing happens. He lets out a sigh of relieve.

It then sits up.

The cartoon dog's jaw falls to the floor and his eyes pops out, letting out a scream of terror. The Mummy is simply one large bundle of bandages, with the only thing showing was a set of eyes were poking out between them. Every time he groaned or otherwise made a sound, two bandages opened up, taking the place of a mouth. It looks over to bill and lets out a loud groan that would be expected from an undead creature.

Bill stiffened at the roar and fled. Or at least, most of him did. Where most of stood, his skeleton hadn't quite caught up to newest plan, but it finally figured before the mummy manage to hit it with a swipe. The "camera" followed after Bill's body floppily trying to run away, when his skeleton caught up and he was catapulted away by the force. The mummy was now following after him, only making him run much faster.

Back in the main room, Phil had found a loose tile in the floor. He lifted on side of it up, revealing a trap door deeper into the tomb. He turned away for a moment to grab something from his pack when Bill ran out and slammed right into the trap door. Phil jumped from the sound of his friend's crash, and then shook his head at his idiocy. He grabbed onto the dog and began to pull... and the trapdoor fell on both of them, knocking them down into the lower level.

The two animals untangled themselves, at each other's throats and grabbing at random objects to hit each other with, when they looked at but they grabbed: a priceless statue and a golden scepter. The camera zoomed out, and showed that the room they had fallen in was wall to wall with treasures. The Duo's eyes lit up, dancing around and swimming in the riches.

"We're going to be famous!" shouted Phil "We're going to be rich!" shouted Bill, but his happiness dropped dead as he remembered in terrible clarity "B-b-b-but the curse! The mummy!"

"There is no curse, and there is no mummy!" Phil yelled as his canine companion, throwing his arms out in frustration... and smacking something behind him. The camera pans to his side, where his hand was touching the belly of the mummy that had been chasing Bill before. He didn't quite look behind him immediately, curiously patting his hand onto the thing. It wasn't until he felt the monster's face until he looked around, and when he saw it the cat's fur drained of all color. Phil gave the mummy a nervous smile, the mummy giving an evil one back. Phil reached off screen as the mummy raised it's own arm up to attack, and the cat swung a shovel in and cold cocked the mummy, allowing to duo to bolt for it. Futilely, they found, as the only exit had the undead pharaoh between them and it.

They backed into a corner, Bill on his knees praying in some inaudible blather, while Phil noticed something in this corner: another coffin. Taking the hammer from Bill's pack, he hit the coffin's lid, smacking Bill in the backswing and the upper half of the lid folding over and crushing the cat. With both animals decked, they looked up to find what was in the coffin: another mummy. A bit bigger than the first, and with lashes coming from its eyes. The first mummy caught up to them, looking at the second one and reeled back in horror.

The second mummy awoke, looking at the first "Po To, have you been causing a ruckus in the house again!?" It bellowed, waving around a rolling pin.

"N-n-no, mum!" The first said, still in that spooky tone but under cut by it's own fear. It's then clocked by the rolling pin, and begins to run away.

"You never call, and your father would be so crossed" the "mother" yelled, chasing the first mummy away, and leaving the duo alone to nurse their wounds.

"What was that about?" Bill asked, holding onto a bump on his head

Phil shrugged, now sporting a black eye "Well, I guess even mummys have mummies"

The music picks up into a flourish, the animation circle transitions into black, and the original intro card reappears, with "The End" being the only text on it now.[/spoiler]

[float=left]Bill And Phil in: Mummy's Dessert[/float]


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