The day is upon us!

[Angel Fisher]

I glad you said that, I, for one, have hair so long if I were to cut it, you couldn't keep it in 2 jumbo pocket pocket XXL's

But you know what can hold it? 1 Mega Bag Bag 1/2L

Now you can store all your hair away for when you need it later, like making a blanket or wig.

Call now and you can get it for $800. That's right, you get to pay double the price you normally would. FOR FREE!!!

But wait, THERE'S MORE!!! if you say the words 'Pocket Pocket Punishers' you get a second one for $400
That's 2 Mega Bag Bag 1/2L's for the price of three. Don't delay, call today