(Preshow) Preshow Facility

[Ash]

I am sorry...
I blame Yu Kanda. =P

One minute she was enjoying a solid meal with Jak, Daxter, and the cameras. The next Ash’s table was destroyed.

Since she had only been half-way through her meal and wasn’t paying any attention to much of anything outside of petting Daxter while some girl spoke to her, Ash wasn’t sure exactly what she did to piss off the women. First, she was slapped, which was fine. Not like that was the first time or the last. It was insulting, sure, secondary slapping the Underverse’s champion like that. Still, it hardly registered on the emotional scale for Ash.

The Storm Demon was then confronted by some woman she didn’t even know the name of, for a reason she didn’t quite understand either. She went to open her mouth to argue that none of this made any sense, but she was cut off promptly by the other female harshly telling her to ‘shut the fuck up’ and announce they were leaving. Behind the Bandit, Ash pulled the ottsel closer to her chest and strokes her bruised colored hands across the back of his bright orange furred back with the most bored expression.

Daxter was more than happy to be pinned between her chest and stroked. He wasn’t even aware of the sexual innuendo in that whole thought process. He was just as confused, just as Jak, and turned around to see what the woman would do next. “Well that’s not fair, she slapped you fir-” He stopped as he glanced up and saw a woman with long ears and short twintails on either side of her head being pushed by none other than Victor fucking Wolfe. (If enough people use that as his middle name it will make it true.)

Daxter’s love for Ash’s breast was immediately drowned out by his rage for Victor. He growled, reverting to the animal that he appeared to be without much effort. His fur stood on end and he bore his teeth despite how brief the glimpse would be.

Because of this sudden change in personality Ash glanced from the weasel-like creature on her chest and up at the blonde handsome rogue. Very quickly followed by Kanda himself. Then she caught the second male’s nickname for her current interest. ‘Candy’. Whoever the shirtless man was, she thanked him internally for that kind of ammo. Also for the impressive shot of muscles. “Who’s that?” She asked, not hiding the grin at all from her friends. Quickly forgetting Caret.

“Victor Wolfe.” Jak growled himself beside her.

“What’s your beef with him?” Ash asked, looking straight still.

“He threatened to turn Daxter here into a pair of gloves.” Jak Mar responded.

Ash looked down at Daxter, putting her hand on his back and petting him into being calmer, but also measuring his ability to become gloves. “That’s clearly just a threat.” She said, scratching the Ottsel chin. “You aren’t big enough for a pair of full gloves.” She teased, smiling a wicked grin.

“I’m big enough for you though, baby.” Daxter flirted and laid back in her arms, using her like a hammock.  Ash chuckled and then gave her biggest fan a kiss on the top of the head. Jak smiled, both unaware that Ash’s words had been honesty.

“Well, either way, best to keep you two far, far apart,” Jak said, reaching over and petting his buddy.

Daxter took this opportunity to go back to his spot on Jak’s shoulder. “That’s going to be difficult when it comes to fighting, don’t you think Jak?”

“Maybe,” Jak said, sounding deeply depressed by another thought.

Ash came to his rescue by running her fingers through his dark green chin scruff, not at all different from when she was petting Daxter. “Now would be a good time to make friends then, wouldn’t it?”

Jak’s cheeks heated up at her touch and he looked away. “Sure, but I was hoping to spend some time with you…”

“Don’t be stubborn, Jak. We will have plenty of time after Dante’s Abyss.” Ash said, then leaned onto his other shoulder so that she could run her fingers through his hair and gently speak into his elongated ear. “But if you really need help relaxing before the event, I can meet you later in the barracks. You still got my number, don’t you?” Her voice turned seductive, and that turned him on.

Jak tensed up at the implications, remembering a lot more of their history together suddenly. The Eco-Warrior blushed harder as he remembered the shower on the beach, the closest in the hotel room, and then the bed where she’d taken advantage of the handcuffs… She probably still had the key. He nodded at her question.

“For now though.” She said, standing up straight and pushing the two closer to the door. “Go out and make some new friends.”

Jak stumbled a bit as he was pushed, not sure if he remembered Ash being that passively strong. “Sure. What are you going to do?” Jak asked curiously.

The morality mirrored humanoid looked back down at the mess that the woman had made when she destroyed the table. Her food was among the splintered wood and the broken ceramic plates. Already a petite and silent woman in syntech uniform was bowing at Ash and going straight to work in cleaning up the mess. Broom and dustpan ready. Good. She wasn’t cleaning up this mess. “Guess I’m going to stay here and grab more food. Maybe I’ll go exploring in a bit.” The demoness looked back up at Jak. “Go on, don’t worry about me. I’ll message you if I need any help.”

“Just don’t go getting yourself Banished,” Daxter warned, in a serious tone rather than a funny one. When she gave him her attention, Daxter pointed towards the door that Jak was already headed for. “Victor didn’t just threaten me, he slings banishment circles around like the ice cream man trying to get rid of a mob of kids rather than make a dollar.”

That was oddly specific… “Sure, I’ll behave.” She responded, giving him a short wave.

Daxter was hunched over Jak’s shoulder and now twisted around to face forward and lift up to his hind feet. He grabbed onto the horn of Mar’s armor. He glared towards the library as the two walked past the threshold and into the main hallway. Jak’s attention went to the other end, spotting another weasel creature at the end. And some guy with glasses and an attitude. He’d go see if he could make friends among them.

Jak and Daxter move into the main hall.

Ash noted the warning but didn’t think she’d have to worry until everyone was fighting each other. She looked down and watched the syntech member using the broom to push a few things closer to the pile of rubble left by The Bandit, as that girl called her. Then with a machine that she fit in her pocket, she made the whole thing just disappear. Ash didn’t bother to ask questions, she just observed as another table was brought in to replace it.

The woman nodded, shrugged, and then turned to go get another plate. That’s when she heard a small child scream “Daddy” as she ran down the hall. Disturbed by this, on so many levels, Ash turned to watch a small child bound her way through the halls. Behind her, trailing the nobleman Erik Vrell himself. He looked stressed out, and she wondered if he was playing babysitter for the child then.

She also wondered who’d bring their child to Dante’s Abyss. They were probably unaware of how annoying it already was to have a kid running around in a public place, much less in a place where death was probably a thing that can easily happen to some frail secondary. Though she would not be one to talk about frailty.

She has survived a lot of shit. None of which was limited to only the Underverse.

Ash had to consider her options at this point. She barely got to feel up - or rather - got a feel for Erik when they had met. She knew he was a Nobleman and a hero; And that he shared her love for exotic weapons. Sand Hawk stood more out in her mind than the man in the robes. On the other hand, he was taking care of someone’s child. Someone who probably carried a wallet full of photos of that child, and she hadn’t looked all that old, to begin with. Yet, could she really pass up an opportunity to tease the boy from earlier? Especially since Kanda had been so much fun? What was her counter-argument, food? Like she said to Jak, plenty of time for all that nonsense later!

With that said Ash snatched one of the more portable options, a beautiful apple which would tempt Snow White into a bite or even Eve into her first sin - fitting for the lustful demonic woman as she tossed it up into the air and caught it without even looking. She took a large bite out of it, the crisp crunch echoing through a relatively empty space. She hadn’t expected it to be so succulent, and let out a soft moan of surprise as apple juice ran down her chin and neck. ‘How embarrassing, a sex demon that couldn’t handle fluid shooting through her mouth.’ She thought to herself with an amused grin as she wiped it away with her hand.

Ash emerged from the doorway and took another bite from her pleasantly sweet apple. She chewed with her mouth closed. Because while she was bold and rude, she had table manners. No one liked to watch you chew your food or liked the smacking of your lips as you displayed such disgusting etiquette. She looked back to see Jak already heading out to make friends, glad that he was still wrapped around her finger like before. Then she turned towards where Erik had gone and followed that direction.

She walked only a few moments when she found a sign pointing to the library. She remembered someone mentioning they were heading there, and maybe that’s where everyone went. Knowledge was a powerful incentive, after all, she knew that. Jaixe and her had purged the library in Coruscant of all its information about Diablo and such. They've spent hours in that small dust filled room with the rats nipping at the pages as they researched a great few topics. If she’d only known that was a waste of her time then, she would have made him focus more on other things… Now she could only hope to dig up something better that would better occupy the heartless’ mind.

At that moment she looked up to see several things happening at once.

A flash of bright red hair surfaced from the library, its familiar bounce and shag as he moved made Ash compress her body against the wall and with a flick of her finger become invisible to anyone who lacked the necessary power to do so. She watched as Desman glanced from one end of the hall to the other, and again towards her. He seemed to be lost in thought, wondering where to go from here. He rubbed his eyes as if the human was tired and drifted off in another direction. A quick glance in that direction said he could be going to either the gym or the barracks. The Storm Demon guessed it was to grab some sleep for the competition with the way his face looked worn down and tired.

That’s where she stayed, thoughts running through her head about how to deal with this. First was the fact that he actually managed to get out. Surely Neujmin wasn’t even a little bit soft on him, especially given how much attention the Boss Demon had given her versus him.

Another question was how did he manage to do? Did he dance for the Devil and get punted dryly out of hell like herself? Did he take his chances going another route?

Finally, and most importantly, how was she going to get laid with him around!? He was almost worse than the growing number of females in this place. Sure, they must all be interesting enough or else Omni wouldn’t have chosen them. However, between the mousy woman butting into her conversation with Kanda and the woman during her table and food into sawdust she didn’t like the company. Now she had to be conscious of Desman coming in and mucking it up with his emotions.

Actually, for the most part, Desman hasn’t objected to any of her lusty projects… If he wasn’t so fucking clingy and more assertive in the hay sack he might be a real contender. As of the moment, she just watched him leave and tried to come up with a quick excuse for leaving him to go see Diablo by herself; He will probably satisfied with the idea that she had intended to come back and tell him all the good things about her meeting with Diablo - which she had - and that if he didn’t thump her into oblivion that she would have come back - which was also true.

After her thoughts were in order she noticed another redhead in the same hall. A woman in a simple white dress. That wasn’t very interesting at all, to be honest, she was as plain and simple as her clothing. What drew her attention was the Exorcist she spoke to. Kanda was still very pissed off at something. Ash had a sixth sense for things like this, he was all kinds of tensed and wound up. The man really needed to learn how to chill. As a woman with only his best interest at heart, she silently prescribed one good fucking with his favorite demoness.

As she amused her herself with the thoughts of angry sex she listened to his conversation. Apparently, the two had plenty of things they wanted to say but didn’t want to talk about. Most likely secrets that either one was afraid the other would exploit. Or perhaps just something that embarrassed one or the other. None of that information was very clear. It ended with Kanda agreeing with the woman and excusing himself as he goes off to relax.

The Captain of the Guard worked so hard and dealt with a lot of shit, he was probably going off to do whatever it was he felt would relax him most. Kanda himself passed Ash without noticing at all that she was grinning a smirk that would make the Devil wonder what she was up to, he’d seen her coming but didn’t see where she’d gone after he said excused himself from Amber.

Ash tossed the apple in a bin that was nearby and followed Kanda’s shadow through the halls. Though there were growing crowds of non-player-characters and player-characters in this halls, it wasn’t so packed full that she couldn’t just duck and dash through two people who were talking about their own achievements to one another while Kanda had respectfully gone around them. Even if it had been packed full of people, Ash would have found a way to follow the man as he led his way past the cafeteria once again and headed into the park like area that Ash had originally seen him in. She gathered he liked nature, but just because they couldn’t agree on everything didn’t mean they wouldn’t be a perfect couple.

Behind her another figure used the same tactics to shadow either her or the same man she chased. Not willing to get distracted, she just made note that someone was watching and moved on.

-

A few moments earlier, back in the Library.

Victor Wolfe took pride in how his ploy had upset the captain of the guard so much, he watched with childish glee as the vein in Kanda’s brow bulged and bounced with his frustration. While his child-safe explanation of sexual intercourse had been in good humor and elicited laughter from his men while simultaneously pushing the exorcist's to his limits of what he is willing to deal with today, the idea that came to his mind was genuine by the end of it. If Kanda got laid, even just once out of pity, maybe he’d act less like he had a stick up his ass.

If he considered this for real though, he could see a few flaws in his plan. The biggest problem was not how to get Kanda with a girl, but how to convince a girl to go for it. The dark-haired man was handsome enough to be attractive, Lord Wolfe could even see that, but his personality? Stoic and unfamiliar with the definition of the word ‘Fun’, that required a special kind of woman. A rare type that didn’t just fall into your hands upon request. She would need to be confident, persistent, unfazed by his threats and harsh words, and very willing to keep going despite Kanda insisting he wasn’t interested.

Of course, she would have to be as gorgeous as sin or Kanda may not even look up! Victor wasn’t just looking for a pretty face, she had to be exotic and alluring. Something that Kanda couldn’t take his eyes off even for a moment. Though… Short of a succubus, the blonde haired diplomat was asking for a hugely specific list. He wasn’t even sure Omni could produce something so perfect.

Victor, smiling this whole time, frowned a bit.

All around him the Nippur lords and ladies spoke more about serious matters. “Daddy..?” Valerie asked, yanking him from his thoughts.

The new dad smiled sweetly at the half-zombie and ruffles her hair. “Sorry sweetie, I was just thinking about another project.” He explained, then smiled as another bolt of inspiration shocked him. He reached up for his pin, undid it, and then stuck it through her shirt. “Do me a favor, teach this lot a thing or two while I go get Candy back here,” Victor explained, putting his daughter in his seat as he slipped around the crowd. He pointed at Erik in particular. “Don’t let that one get too out of control, hun.” He explained like it was a joke, but it was to inform Erik that he better be good and keep an eye on Val for him.

Victor stopped at the doorway, right before he slammed into Kanda himself. Normally he wouldn’t have hesitated to interrupt, but of all things he was talking to, it was female. Wolfe pushed himself against the doorway and listened in, only distracted by a tallish red-head slipping out without a word to anyone and heading to the barracks. The man listened in on the conversation, it was idle chit-chat that only mildly surprised him because he was not aware that the exorcist was capable of actual small talk.

There was a sudden change of pace in that conversation, as to why Kanda suddenly wanted to leave the woman behind was beyond Victor if only because he couldn’t see the same demoness approaching. Not even for a moment didn’t he consider Kanda saw him ducking back behind the wall. After all, what roguish hero was worth his salt in anything if he couldn't’ even stealth properly while tailing a man with a big sword?

Victor watched as Amber was left behind. Kanda did this uncharacteristically fast and made the Lord of Nippur curious. He managed to bite his tongue long enough to follow the man to his destination, the park where he’d likely be alone.

-

Ash watched the dark haired man ritually take off his shirt with a little smile. The jacket was professional and clean and it left her thinking all kinds of things, but when he took it off and revealed his muscular arms she couldn’t help but think he was that much more attractive. She released her invisibility by the time he closed his eyes but suppressed her power still not to alert him just yet.

She circled him and the whole tree once before she felt confident that he wasn’t picking her up. She quickly picked up that they were being watched, but had no intention of doing anything worth hiding from syntech employees. In fact, if it were the cameramen that waited for her to act in the shadows, the better. She circled her prey once more before an idea formed fully into the devious mind of Ash. She very carefully and quietly pulled off the Chainsword and Hook, placing them on the opposite side of the tree, using everything she had to keep him from noticing her getting comfortable. When she didn’t have metal poking into her back or hips, she walked around the girth of the tree once more.

Victor from his corner watched as this bruised colored demoness woman - the very same one he’d spotted with that group in the cafeteria - walk around and wave her hand over Kanda’s sight, testing if he could see her.

When Kanda didn’t react, the woman moved to the same side of his sword and sat down near him. She waited, grinning up a storm. There was still no reaction to her from his Guard’s Captain, so she initiated her plan by turning her back to him, and then lowering her body to the ground until her head settled sweetly on the exorcist's lap.

Her blind looking eyes looked up at his face and she grinned despite the amazing risk she was taking. Since her head was still attached to her body she gathered her new interest was sleeping. Ash giggled softly to herself, biting her lip in excited anticipation. She crossed her thighs and took Kanda’s hand, placing it on her chest against the small bit of skin that showed over her shirt, letting her hand hold it there.

Lord Victor was at a loss for words to how ballsy the woman was, but even in his stunned silence, he was able to appreciate this moment. Omni could not make the perfect woman for Kanda, but damn it if he couldn't bring her to him. Her boldness, her twisted enjoyment - that smile said all that he needed to know - her beautifully poetically appropriate and ironic appearance! He couldn't have picked a better match!

The rogue lifted up his hands, bringing up two halves of a heart he created for a second time today to collapse around the couple in its perfection. A smile played on his lips.

It was at this point that the storm demon reached up with her free hand and touched Kanda’s face. Her fingers brush his hair out of his face gently before cupping it in her hand. She wondered if she could steal a kiss from him, and as soon as she thought about that she wanted it to come true. Her slender fingers combed through the lengths at the side of his head before her hand coming back to touch him again. It was at this point that Kanda’s sword hand flew up and caught hers.

He noted in his sleepy mind that the hand he held was as soft as could be. He had been enjoying his nap, as brief as it had been, so to feel someone messing with him already had him in an annoyed mood. What he had been expecting had been Victor Wolfe, what he saw was about as bad if not worse. His dark eyes landed on Ash’s face, her smile firmly in place. Her lids droop as her smile widens. “Sorry Baby, didn’t mean to wake you just yet. I wanted to see if true loves kiss really worked.”

Kanda frowned. He felt her hand go slack in his grip, and just to show how much he disliked her touching him, he dropped her hand’s weight. It fell in a way that was across his lap, her hand touching grass on the other side. “I hardly believe you’d know anything about true love.” He growled back at her.

“No,” Ash said, smirking. With her arm across his lap, effectively over her head, she looked even more like his girlfriend than she did with her head on his thighs. It was what cheesy couple scenes were made of. “But I do sure know a lot about kissing.” She teased.

“I bet you do.” Kanda was short with his words. That’s how you had to deal with things like this. Short, bitter, and to the point.

“I can teach you.” Ash offered, not being shy about her volume, or anything about her.

“You assume I’ve never kissed anyone before.” Kanda pointed out curtly.

Ash only grinned. “Show me what you’ve got, then.” She taunted.

“I will not stoop to your level, wo-”

“Oh no, I will come up and get it.” Ash cut him off, winking at him.

“Your games are tiresome.”

“Then stop fighting it and just fuck me already.” Her voice was sweet, her words harsh.

Kanda took in a deep breath through his nose, eyes staring down at her as he did. He held it in as another attempt to stay calm before exhaling slowly. It did very little against the building anger inside him. “Let me say this in such a blunt way that even you will understand, demon, I would rather cut off my own-”

“There you are Candy~!” Victor chose that time to make himself known, stepping in much closer to have a conversation. “I- Oh my. My apologies. I didn’t realize you were in the company of a woman. And in the midst of second base already! Candy, you surprise me!” The diplomat lied, playing up the role very well. He pointed down at the guard captain’s hand already in Ash’s shirt. “You secretive dog, you. You already have a woman. And an attractive one as well.”

The exorcist was extremely confused at this comment and only realized what the other male meant when he looked down and saw his hand inside Ash’s shirt. He could feel the soft mounds of flesh against his fingertips. There was a moment of confused hesitation before Kanda ripped his hand away from the demoness! Heat flooded his face as he pushed himself out from under her and back peddled a few yards from the lustful woman who’d tricked him into copping a feel! “Have you no decency woman!?” He yelled, his voice rivaling Gilgamesh’s from the hall.

Ash’s head fell against the soft earth before she realized he’d slipped out from her clutches once more. Her body rolled over onto her hip as she laughed, grinning by the end of it. “Don’t be so cruel, Kanda~!” She moaned softly, her arrow tipped tail flicking like a cat who was playing with her mouse before she planned to eat it. “Besides, it was your hand in my shirt, not the other way around.” She teased.

This left a horrible look on the guard captain’s face. Shadows that consumed him in his disgust and fury as he struggled to get to his feet again, he didn’t even bother to excuse himself this time, walking away to find a place he could sleep in peace. Preferably a place with a lock and some form of alarm when that lock is picked.

“Oh, Candy~!?” Ash’s voice called back, sweetly. The spreading of the dishonorable nickname forcing Kanda to stop in his tracks. Every part of him burned either from rage or embarrassment sent upon him by her trickery. He tried to talk himself out of entertaining this any further but even as he took another step he became insanely consumed with finding out what she had left to say to him. He turned with a force that sent his ponytail through the air like a whip. It smacked across his shoulder before swaying back to the center. “WHAT!?”

“You forgot your coat.” She purred the explanation. When he looked back she already had it against her nose, he could see the smirk poking out from behind the fabric.

He seethed at her relentlessness. “Keep it!” He spat out in pure rage before turning away and leaving swiftly.

Victor Wolfe let out a soft laugh as Kanda stomped away. He’d never seen a woman get so under his skin as she had, and it was glorious. When his fellow Nippur Prime is gone, he turned to the woman with the biggest grin. “I think you’ve managed to upset him, my dear.”

“Is that all?” She teased, curling her legs so they tuck under her body, giving the shirtless man all of her attention now. Her eyes shamelessly lower and linger onto his exposed skin, venturing slightly lower out of curiosity. “And you are?”

“Lord Victor Wolfe of Nippur.” He introduced himself with an elaborate bow.

Ash’s eyes flicker with even more interest. “Oh~!?”

Wolfe lifted his head to look her in the eyes and reached for her hand. She didn’t resist in the least as he pulled the hand Kanda slapped away close to his mouth and planted a kiss on the back of it. The kiss was the perfect amount of pressure and pleasure. Staring into her eyes as he did it, inviting a connection more intimately than it would be if he’d closed his bright blue eyes. “Who do I have the pleasure of meeting?” He teased with a smirk of his own.

“Ash” She replied, smiling at him. “Afraid the only fancy title I have is ‘The Storm Demon’ which gives no claim to anything special.”

“Trust me, you are special enough, you gorgeous woman.” Victor sang, unable to contain his good mood. “Mind if we take a walk? I’d love to discuss Kanda with you.”

Ash flashed a greedy mischievous grin at the lord. “Oh?” He had already had her interest, but now it was completely undivided.

“Among a few other things.” Wolfe offered as he pulled her up to her feet.

“Go on.” Ash agreed, letting him take her but only if she could gather her things. Not that she couldn’t just re-summon everything. It just would be tedious.

The Nippur Diplomat allowed her to part with him long enough to rearm herself, but when she was done he wouldn’t allow her to refuse his offered arm.

Not that it crossed the woman’s thoughts, she accepted it with an exceptional amount of grace as she wrapped her fingers around his naked bicep and smiled up at him. “As you were saying?” She asked, pulling closer.

“Right.” Victor began to lead her out of this place, his steps calm and steady. “I personally love this thing you have with Candy. Marvelous. I encourage you to continue these... ‘Games’ as he puts it.” As they walked through the hallways back towards the direction they’d come, the couple caught plenty of looks by the others around them.

As if the seams of the Omniverse were beginning to strain under the decision of what limits it was willing to put up with the air felt charged with something hot and dangerous. Each step the two took seemed to echo through the facility, through time, and space…

“However, I can’t allow just any woman into my friend’s life. So I hope you don’t think it is too forward of me to request an interview with you first. After all, I shall only accept the very best for my friend, especially with him being the captain of our guards. He can’t be with just anyone.”

“Naturally,” Ash responded, around her waist she wore the gifted jacket, the sleeves in a knot in front of her hips. “I am an open book, what would you like to know.” She spoke, fairly quick to what the Lord of Nippur was getting at.

“Well of course, what qualities do you have that entitle you to a chance with a lord of Kanda’s caliber?” Wolfe began.

“I take physical abuse very well,” Ash responded, quickly and subtly hinting it to be more than what it seemed. “As well, I am rather stubborn myself, especially when it comes to personal goals.”

“Hm… Those are both good answers.” The handsome man commented, focusing on reading between the lines. “What would you say sets you apart from other suitors?”

Ash smiled as she side glanced him. “I guarantee, I am not someone Kanda would be able to forget so easily. Also, given his obsession with demons, I think I am just his type.”

Victor’s smile slid smoothly into place at that one. “I have to admit, his hobbies indicate that you would at least be able to keep his attention firmly on you.”

“That’s not the only firm thing I want from him, mind you.” Ash didn’t feel the need to play games with Victor Wolfe.

Her quickness and bluntness were refreshing for the desert man-whore. The way she was toying with Kanda he’d expected the same treatment. This apparently wasn’t the case. “I’m not surprised, you made your other intentions very clear earlier. I am curious, though. Intercourse is not to be taken lightly, how would you rate yourself on a scale from one to ten, ten being exceptional.” He inquired.

Without a breath, without a thought, without an ounce of arrogance or even a glimmer of cockiness. “Ten out of ten.”

Victor let out a slow impressed whistle. “Is that so?”

“I wouldn’t lie about something so importantly vital to Kanda’s friend.” Ash’s response was smooth and convincing.

“I hope you do not take this the wrong way, as I would not want to offend you, but what would you say to us finding someplace to test your ability to back up that claim?” He said calmly, thinking about where a spare closet might be.

“I would have to agree to it. It’s only natural to question a claim like that.” Ash spoke with a sly affliction in her voice as if she knew exactly where this was leading. “But I would be more than willing to prove it all to be true. Do you have an office we can take this into?” She asked, taking control of this ‘interview’.

“Not here, but I’m sure we can find something in the barracks.” Victor directed them towards the brightly lit sign with a single word on it hanging over top the doorway.

As politely as he could he guided them to a room as far into the back as possible. He released her arm to try the closed door, finding it unlocked. Perfect. He twisted the knob with a surprising amount of control and then gave the door a light push. He goes to motion her inside, turning around just in time to feel her hands against his bare chest and pushing him into the door. He was surprised since they’d been so civil before this, that he fell into the room and right against the bed that sat parallel to the doorway. He caught her silhouette in the light behind her, her shadow casting its reach onto him. It wasn’t foreboding in the least, it only brought a satisfied grin to his face.

He watched her step in and drop her equipment onto the floor opposite side of the door’s swing, only when she was done did she reach back and grab the door, pushing it behind her and cutting off their only light source. He heard her laugh under her breath, the smile on his face growing about as big and fast as the bulge did in his pants.

“Great start.” He announced and waited for her next move.

It came in the form of her climbing into his lap, legs spread across his crotch. Victor’s hands waste no time wrapping around her hips to hold her up, finding nothing between his palms and her buttock.

He wasn’t allowed to say anything more as her pierced lip was already pressing down on him, kissing him hard and passionately. As his hands roamed her body, of which she’d stripped it of every last piece of clothing already, he finalized his decision. She would do perfectly for what else he had planned for Kanda. For now, however, he’d enjoy breaking her in for his Captain’s guard, after all, that’s what friends are for.

Ash and Victor are in the Barracks - Doing exactly what you imagine Ash and Victor would be doing in the Barraks.