(Nippur) Cleaning up the streets [Great]

[Victor Wolfe]

Jogging through the streets of Nippur Victor scowled, he had been cockblocked by Dave of all people, he was sure somewhere in the sky that Omni was looking down on him and laughing at the twisted sense of karmic justice. Although he was the only lord available right now to inspect the changes to the guards and it would give him time to try and push the buttons of the new guard commander. After all his job was to enforce the law, something that the assassin viewed like the sanctity of life, something that is good for people to support but could get in the way of Victors fun. 

Following the trail of new guards in their rather snazzy new uniforms, the black making them stand out a lot and the material looking light enough to not cook them for being dumb enough to wear all black in a desert it reminded Victor on his own uniform, certainly an improvement over the old golden armour, that was apparently as strong as butter judging by how many dead guards there had been in the palace. The attitude and posture of this new batch of cannon fodder had changed for the better too, they seemed determined and serious for once. Although the assassin still swore to himself that if any of them got choked out by a petty thief and a rodent again he would crucify them on top of the palace for everyone to see.

The city seemed to be improving even quicker than Victor expected, there was a new sense of hope, and people seemed more willing to leave their houses now that the guards where clearly visible, although a secret clothed police force may be something to look into, after all, if the civilians can see the guards then so can the crooks and they may eventually start to use this to work around them. Things were improving though and it was clear that one of Gilgameshes greatest talents was knowing the right people for the jobs that needed to be deligated. 

The Uchiha kid had already dusted off his death and with a renewed passion was currently dealing with outside threats, Victor was using his cunning and civic brilliance to help draw in new prospects and build new relations with The Town With No Name, and clearly, this new guard captain was doing better than the last one. as he walked down the cobbled path Victor wondered what happened to the last captain of the guards, who even was the last captain of the guards? Questions for later the assassin thought as he reached what he hoped was just a temporary headquarters for the guards. Not the most impressive building in the Nippur skyline although the line of residents outside showed that they probably were just happy to have someone to complain to at last. Either that or they where already lynching the person who built this offence to architecture. 

As Victor walked towards the line people slowly noticed the gleaming badge on his jacket and bowed as they allowed him to pass towards the desk, the feeling of power causing Victor to glow with joy as he made his way towards the perplexed girl who had been taking requests, a wicked smile crossed Victors face as he noticed her teammate, a badly shaken and now terrified Dave. Walking over as the guardsmen started to Panic Victor put a hand on his shoulder "Dave old buddy old pal, how are you doing, I assume you have been working hard to make up for your sins? In fact, I bet that you have not had a bathroom break all day, actually yeah come with me we are going to the bathroom!" Before the guardsman could complain the surprisingly strong lord had pulled him up and started walking towards the sign labelled as the staff bathroom.

The Brunette made a motion to complain but before she could utter a word Victor placed a finger on her lips.

"Shh, you see this badge? It means that I not only outrank you but also outrank your boss, so I am just going to the bathroom with my friend here, don't worry I think I am going to be bringing him back in one piece? But any way you should smile more, you would look much cuter if you did miss" he said as he walked away sure she would probably be seething at that last comment. 

"Sir I know I should not be complaining but don't you worry that she will complain to human resources about the sexual harassment?" Dave questioned Victor as they walked towards the door of the bathroom labelled men's staff. 

"well you see my good fellow that is the advantage, I AM HUMAN RESOURCES, if they call up it just means I get to talk to them even more or send them through an increasingly annoying line of automated messages and annoying accents!" Victor beamed only half joking about that, after all with all of the other problems Victors lewd and lascivious ways where probably the least of Gilgameshes concerns and thus he could get away with a lot more than one would expect. 

Once they reached the bathroom Victor let go of Dave and began to check the stalls, lightly kicking them to make sure they where alone, once assured Victor walked over to the furthest reaches of the room and hand signalled for Dave to come over, his normally playful and mischievous expression replaced with a dead serious scowl. 

"So Dave, who was it exactly that ordered you to kill the King? I doubt it was cultists, they were living in a water treatment plant, not exactly the smartest or best planners from my understanding, and not the sort of method I would expect cultists to use, so who did it?" Dave hesitated for a few moments, before swallowing and answering. 

"It was all me, I am making up for my stupid mistake as we speak, he said as he turned lifting the shirt off his guard uniform to show the marks on his back from the punishment that had been inflicted. Victor let out a loud sigh as he put his hand on his face in disappointment. 

"Do not lie to me Dave, I know the sort of people that plot the assassination of world leaders, it was kind of my thing for around fifteen years, you are not the sort of person that would do this, no this is clearly the actions of a shadowy puppet master, someone who is not to pleased to have a charismatic leader back on the throne. Otherwise, you would be dead for treason right now, I don't think that guard captain would have let you off with just some marks, either that or he is much softer and a lot less stupidly loyal than I thought. Although if he let you live that means that he probably knows what it is, so I can just skip the middleman and go right to him!" Victor said placing his fist on the palm of his hand as he started to storm off towards the office before turning back.

"Oh you can actually pee if you want," he said as he stared at the guard who gulped uncomfortably clearly wanting to use the restroom but concerned by the lewd lord standing in the doorway.

"are you going to stand there whilst I go?" Dave asked nervously causing Victor to chuckle and nod. "I think I will just wait until I finish for the day," the guard said pained.

"Are you sure about that?" Victor said as he rushed forward the edge of his fingers digging into the lower gut of the guard, causing his bladder to release the lower part of his uniform staining even darker as he dropped to the floor from the pain. 

"take your time to clean yourself up" the sadistic lord giggled as he skipped off to the office of the guard captain. Letting himself in as he ignored the long-haired swordsmen he scanned the room making sure there was no way their conversation could be heard. "So Mr guard captain, what do you know about shadow organisations?" he asked nonchalantly as he took a seat and smiled.