05-04-2018, 04:24 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-18-2018, 12:43 PM by Scratch-N-Dent.)
Personality & Writing Guide:
Scratch is very loosely inspired by HK-47 from KOTOR. Imagine Don Rickles and the Fruit F*cker combined to become a malevolent (but well-intentioned) Jehovah’s Witness. Scratch believes that organics are inherently flawed and need careful guidance and saving from their own nature. Despite his intended programming, he’s enthusiastically religious and is eager to spread word of a fictional deity known as Derp to all corners of creation. Because the gods have a sense of humor, he as one of their most fervent apostles is completely unable to speak and was only ever outfitted with a cranky dot-matrix printer. He’s happy to accommodate poor eyesight by printing in Easy-Eye ™ large font or even in braille, however the message is usually an insult-ridden criticism interwoven into whatever he’s trying to say. In all respects he’s rather fond of his equally defective forge-mate, though he’s got all the intelligence of an over-achieving doorstop. They were parted when Omni nabbed Scratch, so in terms of a primary motivation, it's definitely to find his brother.
When communicating, Scratch will print a few lines of sarcasm and either hold it aloft, hand it over, or just let the paper flap around from his printer unit. In any case, make use of the CODE markup within Vbulletin.
As Scratch looks for his forgemate, he will occasionally print religious tracts for the almighty Derp. Expect resistance to any attempt to discuss theology. Because he can DISASSEMBLE, he'll occasionally be taking other forms. Did you see a large, armored robot in the shape of a toaster walking around in Camelot? Probably Scratch.
Breakfast.exe: He's got a waffle iron in his chassis, so if if you're ever hungry while listening to some religious banter, a waffle might be on its way too.
Argument.tiff: Adept at proselytizing, preaching, and or selling absolute hogwash. Scratch is noted for being somewhat persuasive when it comes to getting his way. This often involves being quite rude, and printing in precise detail the thing that people feel self-conscious about. Call it insult comedy, observational humor, whatever. He’s so good at this that General Automatics Inc. reported a 75% decrease in product complaints in the two years he worked in the mailroom.
Scratch is very loosely inspired by HK-47 from KOTOR. Imagine Don Rickles and the Fruit F*cker combined to become a malevolent (but well-intentioned) Jehovah’s Witness. Scratch believes that organics are inherently flawed and need careful guidance and saving from their own nature. Despite his intended programming, he’s enthusiastically religious and is eager to spread word of a fictional deity known as Derp to all corners of creation. Because the gods have a sense of humor, he as one of their most fervent apostles is completely unable to speak and was only ever outfitted with a cranky dot-matrix printer. He’s happy to accommodate poor eyesight by printing in Easy-Eye ™ large font or even in braille, however the message is usually an insult-ridden criticism interwoven into whatever he’s trying to say. In all respects he’s rather fond of his equally defective forge-mate, though he’s got all the intelligence of an over-achieving doorstop. They were parted when Omni nabbed Scratch, so in terms of a primary motivation, it's definitely to find his brother.
When communicating, Scratch will print a few lines of sarcasm and either hold it aloft, hand it over, or just let the paper flap around from his printer unit. In any case, make use of the CODE markup within Vbulletin.
Code:
Like this, loser.As Scratch looks for his forgemate, he will occasionally print religious tracts for the almighty Derp. Expect resistance to any attempt to discuss theology. Because he can DISASSEMBLE, he'll occasionally be taking other forms. Did you see a large, armored robot in the shape of a toaster walking around in Camelot? Probably Scratch.
Breakfast.exe: He's got a waffle iron in his chassis, so if if you're ever hungry while listening to some religious banter, a waffle might be on its way too.
Argument.tiff: Adept at proselytizing, preaching, and or selling absolute hogwash. Scratch is noted for being somewhat persuasive when it comes to getting his way. This often involves being quite rude, and printing in precise detail the thing that people feel self-conscious about. Call it insult comedy, observational humor, whatever. He’s so good at this that General Automatics Inc. reported a 75% decrease in product complaints in the two years he worked in the mailroom.