Dataverse Youtube: Stand Alone Videos

[Guu]

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[spoiler]The man in the crappy Omni disguise sits on his throne again, looking directly into the audience (or as much as he could with no eye holes in his mask.) The camera zooms out slowly, revealing that he is holding a wine glass full of milk, which he is swirling around. The camera keeps zooming out, the pink haired woman from before lies obediently at his feet. Keep going and we see angels, all mostly naked to show off their athletic bodies, donning curly blonde hair, standing in random poses as if they thought they were in a modeling shoot. Keep zooming and it’s revealed to be a bar with naked woman shaped tables and the place was all full of angels.
“That was I and my sex slave, and some of my boys hanging out at the oververse milk bar. They served stuff like… Goat’s milk, soymilk, sheep’s milk, and cat’s milk. That’s what we were drinking. It was the perfect substance to get you going for a night of ultra snatching.” Narrated fake Omni.

Omni, the pink haired woman, and some of the blonde angels were walking down the street of a dark british neighborhood. They pass by an aging old man babbling to himself.
“I have to admit, the things that man said made no sense, but it was funny none-the-less. Maybe he’d be good for my collection.” Continued the narration.
The fake Omni jabbed his pimp cane into the old man.
“You interest me.” The fake Omni said.
Suddenly, the old man disappeared, screaming the whole way. Omni smiled and continued walking.
“I sent him to the Omniverse, my world of endless torment. He will die a million times while I enjoy the company of his loved ones.” Said the narration.

The group arrived at the door of a house. Fake Omni rapped three times with his pimp cane. A young couple opened the door.
“Yes, what do you want?” asked the young man.
“Are you in relations to this old man?” Omni said, holding up a picture of the old man from before.
“That’s my father!” Yelled the woman excited. “Do you have information on his whereabouts?”
The group giggles wildly as Omni breaks down the door with the single tap of a finger. Then he charges in, decking the young man with an uppercut. The woman screams, but quickly gets pelted with one of his stomach punches. Suddenly, he starts singing.
“What if god was one of us?” he sang.
He kicks the man, causing him to scream in pain.
“Just a slob like one of us.”
He kicks the woman in the face, causing her roll several times.
“Just sitting in a bus. Trying to find his way hooome.”
One of the angels holds up the woman by the arms. Omni grabs a pair of scissors from a nearby table. And moves in to towards her chest.
However before he could do anything. Omni looks up and sees something off camera.
“Holy shit!” he yelled as he took off running the opposite direction.
Suddenly, a volley of bullets fills one of the angels with holes, dropping it dead. The angel holding the woman, throws her away and reaches for his bow, but finds himself also with holes. The couple climbs to their feet to greet their rescuer. It was a buff soldier, armed to the teeth with weapons.
“Doom Guy!” Yelled the two in unison.
“Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of gum.”

Suddenly, Doom Guy was at the bar from earlier, just greasing angels left and right. Bodies filled the floor, but DG only looked on with pure fury at his opponents.

Suddenly, he was outside the CGI gates of the oververse. 3D models of undead zombie angels and demons charged forward to fight their manly opponent, but all met a gruesome fate. The last of the demons was a Cacodemon from Doom, but it had the eyes of Guu. It roared at him, but DG wasn’t deterred. He pulled out a rocket launcher, blasting it to gooey bits. He quickly ran up the steps to the matte painting of a castle.

Omni sat on his throne, DG stood beside him, gun pressed against his head.
“The message I have for my subjects today is… well, don’t fuck with Doom Guy. I learned the hard way.” Omni Said.
“Blow it out your ass.” DG said as the bullet goes through Omni’s head, killing him instantly.[/spoiler]

[float=left]Omni Speaks to His Subjects Ep2[/float]


[float=left][/float]Omni in da House