03-20-2018, 02:44 AM
To: FQOC@revenge.net
From: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: NFL-R
You're a really shitty prime, ya know that? Here, cuz ol' Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX loves you so much, he's gonna give you a lesson.
Step one: Whip out your magic glowy orb thing like it's your dick and the world is a urinal.
Step two (optional): Give it a little shake to get the creative juices flowing. Legend has it, every little orb of Omnilium has its own miniature Omni trapped inside.
Step three: Think of what you want to summon, be it weed, hookers, more weed, or a shitty watch you found at a garage sail during your edgy teen highschool years.
Step four: Will it into existence. Wouldn't it be great if you actually had all that weed and all those hookers? Wouldn't it be great if you had a shitty fucking watch? Obviously not, but let's pretend it would be to give you motivation.
Step five: Stand still for like, five minutes. Or longer if you're summoning a lot of weed. Kinda varies a bit. But your shitty watch is just gonna take a few minutes, lol.
Step six: Marvel as the mini-Omni inside the orb does literally all the work for you without you even knowing how your watch even worked because you're a really shitty wannabe scientist tech-dude who should go back to living in his mum's basement.
Step seven: Press the laser button on the watch. Gotta give it a test run first, right?
Step eight: Wait almost fifteen seconds the laser is charging. If you opted to summon weed and hookers as well, then now is the time to use them.
Step nine: Point the watch at your head.
Step ten: Fucking die because you're an idiot who now literally doesn't have a brain.
Disclaimer: YL does not actually condone smoking weed.
From: hecate.best.waifu@weebmail.com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: NFL-R
You're a really shitty prime, ya know that? Here, cuz ol' Xx_Yandere_Lo♥er_xX loves you so much, he's gonna give you a lesson.
Step one: Whip out your magic glowy orb thing like it's your dick and the world is a urinal.
Step two (optional): Give it a little shake to get the creative juices flowing. Legend has it, every little orb of Omnilium has its own miniature Omni trapped inside.
Step three: Think of what you want to summon, be it weed, hookers, more weed, or a shitty watch you found at a garage sail during your edgy teen highschool years.
Step four: Will it into existence. Wouldn't it be great if you actually had all that weed and all those hookers? Wouldn't it be great if you had a shitty fucking watch? Obviously not, but let's pretend it would be to give you motivation.
Step five: Stand still for like, five minutes. Or longer if you're summoning a lot of weed. Kinda varies a bit. But your shitty watch is just gonna take a few minutes, lol.
Step six: Marvel as the mini-Omni inside the orb does literally all the work for you without you even knowing how your watch even worked because you're a really shitty wannabe scientist tech-dude who should go back to living in his mum's basement.
Step seven: Press the laser button on the watch. Gotta give it a test run first, right?
Step eight: Wait almost fifteen seconds the laser is charging. If you opted to summon weed and hookers as well, then now is the time to use them.
Step nine: Point the watch at your head.
Step ten: Fucking die because you're an idiot who now literally doesn't have a brain.
Disclaimer: YL does not actually condone smoking weed.
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