This Thing Don't Look So Tough

[PepsiYuuka]

Finally. Her moment in this chaos of broken limbs and porcelain.

Renko cleared her throat as she stepped forward. "Apparently, it's called the Tarrasque." Though she was staring Dane in the eyes as she spoke, the others were expected to listen in too. "According to the ad, it destroyed a lot of the surrounding verse roughly a year ago. But then it got killed and all was well."

"And it's back?" The rude interruption was courtesy of the flower Youkai, though Clownpiece was nodding along as well.

Though the secondary had half a mind to say 'no, we're being paid to go piss on its year-old rotten corpse, idiots,' she begrudgingly nodded as opposed to rolling her eyes. "Supposedly. The bounty says there will be some undisclosed gift upon the slaying or banishment of the beast."

"Banishment?" It was the french woman that spoke up, though Yuuka looked equally as baffled. This didn't surprise Renko- if Sandy was new and Yuuka didn't know what the internet was, it was only reasonable they may not have heard of it. Clownpiece seemed to be half paying attention, making her hard to read.

"Well, the fast and loose of it is that you use something to make it unable to revive again, and it gets a fate worse than death. There's much more to it than that, but it seems..." Renko glanced to Dane and Afrátos, who either already knew or did not care enough to pay attention. Then again, she didn't know how much attention Afrátos had to give in the first place. "This isn't exactly the time or place to go into those details."

"You're like an encyclopedia." Yuuka stated. Though, internally, she followed this up with, 'but I can't close the book to shut you up.'

"Of course. Because I know everything." Though her words were... dubious in truthfulness, Renko smirked as she spoke, with an intonation that said she was actually quite confident in that assertion.

Dane scoffed.

"What color is my underwear." Yuuka's question was so sharp it came out more as a demand.

"...Anyway, again according to the post, the current location of this 'Tarrasque' is much further into the Moors. It's at some place called the 'Primordial Scar,' or thereabouts. I have some general coordinates on my phone we could probably use to get there. But, by foot, it seems like it will take a couple days-"

"Daaaays?" Yuuka's tone was suddenly childish, as if she was mocking Clownpiece. However, when Renko turned to look, the woman seemed serious in her annoyance. Her cheeks were puffed out a bit. ...To be honest, Renko was not sure if this little outburst of hers made her less frightening, or a hundred times more. "I walked for hours just to get here, and now you're telling me I'm going to have to walk even more to get to the actual place we're going? What do I look like, some sort of... person who walks?"

"She has a point." The fairy piped up, earning herself a gentle shoulder pat from Yuuka.

"And, eh, should ve take days on ze roads... would it not be best to... prepare a bit first?" Sandy, the reasonable one, as always. Though of course they could summon things during the trek, it probably would be most efficient to do so beforehand...

"Yeah! Not to mention, Cirno's not even here yet!" Clownpiece jumped a little, or jumped as much as a floating fairy could, seeming to remember this all of a sudden herself. "To be honest she isn't very smart, and I don't exactly trust her to be able to find us if we leave." Yuuka snorted at this, but seemed to agree.

"Alright... well, I don't really know what sort of public transportation we're looking at in the Moors, but I'm thinking it may be nonexistent. So maybe we should all just take a moment, sit down, and... plan things out a little better?" Renko offered, to which Dane nodded, Yuuka, Clownpiece and Sandy seemed content, and Afrátos... well, he was still clinging to Clownpiece but she doubted the ceramic beast would have any objections if his master told him to wait. "Then we can figure out some sort of vehicle and route there once we have everything we need, and your friend is here."