Storm Trooper Assault Fighting Force and the Rise of the Rebel Nuisance!

[The Vision]

Eyes tutted at Grumps.

"I'm just saying," she said in her usual dear tone, "that's quite a shameful thing that you are reading. A very disrespectful depiction of women."

Grumps subtly tucked the book behind him, sitting on it slightly. "Uh huh."

"It's a kind of theft! You are stealing this woman's... privacy!"

"Yeah."

"And it's quite unrealistic, no woman is able to do any of... oh dear, what is that-"

"C'mon, Granny, you know Grumps isn't gonna listen to you," Rooster chuckled, "He's too... invested in his reading."

Granny made a "Hmph!" noise and totted her way to the table. It was always an amusing sight, especially when clad in Stormtrooper armor.

"Ah, hello, Scrubsey!" Granny smiled warmly.

"Hello, Granny!" the secretary chirped.

Granny headed over to the counter and turned on the Quick-T teapot. "On another errand, dear?"

"Yes, ma'am," Scrubsey said.

"Do hurry back, dear, I would simply love to hear more about the water fowl."

Scrubsey gave Sarge a knowing look as she said to Eyes, "Ten-four!"

"Oh!" Granny exclaimed, "My apologies, I didn't realize they were gophers. And where were they moved?"

In the back, Sarge could be seen stopping mid-sip to stare at the pair of women.

"Really?" the commander muttered under his breath before taking another sip of weak coffee.

"Oh, no, Granny, it's military parlance! Means something like 'affirmative'!" the secretary explained, "Don't worry, it happens to me too."

"Ah," Eyes shrugged, "All this new-fangled lingo. I can't keep up with you kids."

The Quick-T teapot made an artificial whistling noise. Eyes tottered over to it and pressed a button, causing soothing hot water to stream out of it. A single tea bag launched out of the machine and into Granny's cup. Fuse wandered over, burns still healing, seemingly bored by Sarge's orders not to mess with the coffee machine. Granny slapped his hand away.

"Ow!" Fuse shouted, gripping the burn on his hand, "What was that for?"

"You've already weaponized one device this morning," Granny snapped, "And I quite like my tea, thank you very much."

Fuse slumped away as Granny sipped from her cup.

"Are there any biscuits left or...?"

"Hammer ate it all," Fuse muttered.

Granny shot a disapproving glance at Hammer before sitting down at the table.

"What?" the soldier said, "People were talking about birds. I got stressed."

"Dear, if you don't watch out how much you eat, you're going to start-"

Almost immediately, everyone's eyes glazed over.

"-you know, my late husband used to have a small snack at 2200 every night. Do you know how he passed?"

"Heart attack," everyone mumbled.

"Heart attack," Granny agreed sadly.

"Wait, I thought he got shot?" Rooster frowned.

"No, that was Trevor," Granny scowled, "Still don’t know who shot him. God rest his evil, evil soul."

Granny gave a slight smile before sipping her tea again. The smile quickly turned into a scowl as she noticed Grumps reading again.

"Grumps!" the old woman chided.

"What?" the medic snapped, "I like reading."

Granny shook her head slowly. "Kids these days and their pornos."