Storm Trooper Assault Fighting Force and the Rise of the Rebel Nuisance!

[Gilgamesh]

ST- Y8T or Grumps as they called him groaned as bright red flames entered his peripheral vision. Grumps closed his book of Pride and Prejudice, hiding the magazine of Stormtrooper smut he was actually reading. He glared at Fuse for a moment, alas the naked ladies with Stormtrooper helmets would have to wait. Making sure that the magazine wasn't sticking out of its disguise he walked over to the First Aid Kit looking for whatever Fuse needed. As he was searching the extensive cabinet of Medicine, Palpatine knows Hammer Squad needs it, he turned his head to see Hammer storming out of the room screaming about his fear of birds. 

Grumps moaned at Fuse who was laying on the ground, rubbing his head, "How bad is it?" The insane demolitionist took off the armor covering his arm, inspecting the burn.

"It isn't bad, looks mostly superficial," Fuse spoke without any concern in his voice. Grumps grabbed a small spray can of Anti-Burn Ointment before walking over to Fuse. 

"What the fuck do you mean it's not bad! These are at least second-degree burns!" Grumps screamed at Fuse, his face contorted in an expression of surprise, anger, and resentment. Unfortunately, he could only convey his anger through his voice, and the Hammer Squad could easily tell. 

Fuse spoke casually, with absolutely no concern in his voice, "Take it easy Grumps, that burn stuff you got will treat it all the same."

Grumps began to go on one of his famous rants, "It's not the fucking same stuff." He threw up his arms in defeat as he walked back to the First Aid Kit, "Those second-degree burns are gonna need an entirely different ointment, you dunce. Why the hell do you think I asked you how bad it was?" Grumps got a second, different Anti-Burn Cream and stomped back to fuse, kneeling over and applying the creamer to the burn.

"What kind of idiot doesn't know to put out flames on his own fucking arm?!" Grumps muttered to himself as he finished rubbing the ointment around Fuse's arm returned the ointment to the cabinet. Grumps sat back down mumbling to himself and opened his book with the 'romance' magazine.

A new voice spoke up, "What are you looking at!?" Grumps quickly turned to see the Squad's mom, Eye peering over at Grumps' Magazine. He quickly closed his book and banged it against his head.

"Shit."