Dataverse Youtube: Stand Alone Videos

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[spoiler]There’s a black screen. In fades a man dressed in an all white ski outfit. Everything is covered up with exception of his mouth.
“My name is Omni. This is not the world you know. This is the Omniverse. You interest me, so I have abducted you to be my play thing. The Omniverse reflects the wishes of those who are a part of it. But, there are rules that I expect you to follow to the letter, so listen me dammit.

Omni holds up what is clearly a basketball painted in a rainbow of colors. The green on the ball is mostly disappearing into the background. He puts the ball in a hand that has outstretched at the bottom of the screen.
“This is Omnilium. I designed it based off of one of my testicles.”
Suddenly, the hand jerks in horror, dropping the ball, causing it to bounce off screen.
“It is accepted currency in this world, because the people around here know whose boss. You’ll learn to like it.
“Oh yeah, you won’t be alone in the Omniverse. There are plenty of people to abuse at your leisure all so you can grab on to my shiny balls. They give you powers. Trust me, ask my Ex.

“Don’t need to fear death. If you don’t believe me, throw yourself into a pit of lava. You won’t die! Trust me!

“Well anyways, that’s all you really need to know right now. Hope my vague explanation was good enough an orientation for you. BTW, all your loved ones are in my sex dungeon. See ya later, and know me better man!”

The man disappears in a sudden bath of light.[/spoiler]

[float=left]Omni Has Kidnapped You Today![/float]


[float=left][/float]Omni in da House