Forest-y Adventures

[Guu]

Guu was just in the middle of another blog post that analyzes the greater nature of one-syllable names when she suddenly sensed something.
“Huh, the ninja’s are back.” She said out loud.
“Oh yeah.” Chuck the ninja responded, “Demon ninjas are fiercely loyal to whomever they swear to.”
Guu turned her head 180 degrees and shot the back of his head a glance.
“Then how do you explain yourself?” She asked.
Chuck looked a tad uncomfortable at the question. After a long pause, he answered.
“Uhh, I never swore to him. I had my fingers crossed.” He said nervously.
She kept up the glare for a few seconds before relenting. Sitting right next to him, she could feel his heart rate with her senses. It shot up when he said that. However, it didn’t do that when he said he didn’t care about Mao anymore, so she figured some other factor was in play. She decided not to worry about it.
Climbing onto her toes, she twisted her head back into place. Taking a few minutes, she summoned a couple lengths of rope and swallowed them whole.
“Well, better take care of those guys before they become a problem.” She said before running off into the general direction of the ninja.

Ninja #1 was limping steadily forward, trying to get back to a reasonable distance from Mao. However. He felt a leg get snatched again, toppling him to ground. He looks up and again he seems those horrible eyes. He screams horrible at the sight of them, before Guu gives him another wop on the head.
She pulls out the length of rope and this time tying him down. Then she shapes her arm into a shovel and digs a hole in the ground. She buries the ninja neck deep in the soil. He struggles against the ropes that bind him to no avail.
But just as Guu finished, Ninja #2 jumped out of the woods sword drawn. He slices into Guu’s arm, chopping it off. The ninja stood there, looking accomplished. Guu looked down at the dismembered arm. She picks it up, and eats it. Within seconds, it grows back to full length. Upon seeing this, the Ninja turns to run in terror again. However Guu launched another fist into the back of his head, knocking him out.
Guu would tie him by the leg and string him up to the branch of a tree. After that, she spent a few minutes summoning a tiny cage to put around the head of the ninja buried in the ground.
Shifting around the shape of her throat, she would make the best impression of a velociraptor call she could make. Ducking back into stealth, she watched as a pack of raptors circle around the two Ninja. The one in the tree screams for help as the raptors try to jump up to the ninja, who is just out of reach.
Guu, with an accomplished smile on her face head back to Chuck to go back to her surfing.