01-10-2018, 09:50 PM
The emperor found his gift and went into a corner to open it. After a few minutes of attempting it, he opened the brown wrapping to find a VHS tape, a CD and a book called 20 haikus for christams (or any other day of the year, it was written by two people called Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian although Danny was taking most of the credit with a red marker message saying BUT MOSTLY DANNY. He opened it and saw the list of haikus.
Pg.1- Intro
Pg.2-Opening Your Lover's Eyes to New Possibilities
Pg.3-I Know Kung Fu. Not Really.
Pg.4-Staying Over At Your Girlfriend's House
Pg.5-Questionable Holiday
Pg.6-There's A Chance That I've Been Stood Up For New Year's Eve
Pg.7-Spring Break Experimentation
Pg.8-Magical Intervention
Pg.9-Thoughtful Debate
Pg.10-Mourning The Loss Of A Pet
Pg.11-Congrats On Your Move To New York City
Pg.12-Appreciating Romance & Nature
Pg.13-Learning About Your Partner's Interests
Pg.14-Writing A Beautiful Romance Novel
Pg.15-Phone A Friend
Pg.16-Being Too Honest With Your Holiday House Guests
Pg.17-Paying Attention To The Words Of Friends In Need
Pg.18-Finding Your Place In The World
Pg.19-Frustration With Technology
Pg.20-Dealing With A Freaky Partner
Pg.21-False Accusations
The next page had a message saying that the emperor had gotten the first copy of all the haikus in written form and that he should be special. He was not feeling special. He looked at the front of the CD, it had the words ninja sex party and NSFW in red text and on the back was the list of songs. The Emperor looked around, he saw a VHS player and a CD player but decided to not play either of the items in them. There was a bloodied note still in the paper that was crumpbled into a ball. He opened it up and saw a poem, it read;
Your blood is Red.
This is not a haiku.
But Danny is dead,
And soon you will be too.
He looked around, there was no one who looked like they were out to kill the emperor so he went outside to draw out his attacker and to dispose of his....
Pg.1- Intro
Pg.2-Opening Your Lover's Eyes to New Possibilities
Pg.3-I Know Kung Fu. Not Really.
Pg.4-Staying Over At Your Girlfriend's House
Pg.5-Questionable Holiday
Pg.6-There's A Chance That I've Been Stood Up For New Year's Eve
Pg.7-Spring Break Experimentation
Pg.8-Magical Intervention
Pg.9-Thoughtful Debate
Pg.10-Mourning The Loss Of A Pet
Pg.11-Congrats On Your Move To New York City
Pg.12-Appreciating Romance & Nature
Pg.13-Learning About Your Partner's Interests
Pg.14-Writing A Beautiful Romance Novel
Pg.15-Phone A Friend
Pg.16-Being Too Honest With Your Holiday House Guests
Pg.17-Paying Attention To The Words Of Friends In Need
Pg.18-Finding Your Place In The World
Pg.19-Frustration With Technology
Pg.20-Dealing With A Freaky Partner
Pg.21-False Accusations
The next page had a message saying that the emperor had gotten the first copy of all the haikus in written form and that he should be special. He was not feeling special. He looked at the front of the CD, it had the words ninja sex party and NSFW in red text and on the back was the list of songs. The Emperor looked around, he saw a VHS player and a CD player but decided to not play either of the items in them. There was a bloodied note still in the paper that was crumpbled into a ball. He opened it up and saw a poem, it read;
Your blood is Red.
This is not a haiku.
But Danny is dead,
And soon you will be too.
He looked around, there was no one who looked like they were out to kill the emperor so he went outside to draw out his attacker and to dispose of his....
Quote:Bad Desman, BAD