11-30-2017, 05:30 AM
“I’m glad you asked M’Lady” Danny said, lifting her hand up and bending over to kiss it, before turning to his black-Clad comrade. “Ninja Brain, start playing using those conveniently located instrument statues on the fountain.” The Ninja disappeared in a puff of smoke before reappearing at the fountain. Danny backed away from the girl as the music begun to play… before rushing towards her and started to sing.
Suddenly the music stopped and Danny took a few steps back from his seductee before turning to the black clad ninja who was now in front of a random guy of about the same height of him are wearing a white shirt. “Ninja Brain, why did stop the music for?” The ninja just turned and death glared Danny. “What do you mean your stabbing didn’t kill him?” The Jewish ‘hero’ responded to the silence of Brain, who immediately replied back by stabbing the guy several more times, blood not even appearing on the knife or shirt. “That is strange…” Danny thought out loud to himself.
Quote:”Running really fast.”Mere moments before hitting Moira, the sexy man in blue spandex jumped over her, going into a frontflip.
Quote:”Jumping super high. Flipping over shit.”Danny sexbang landed perfectly next to his ninja buddy, the ninja in question focusing on a peddle on the brick on the ground.
Quote:”Making stuff explode.”Suddenly the brick exploded,startling the maiden once again.
Quote:”Flipping over more shit.”As Danny sang this last point point both of them flipped of the fountain in front of Moira, if she wasn’t distracted enough by the men she probably would be wondering how the music was still playing.
Quote:”Fighting lots of guys. Writing kick-ass jams. Doing other things. Giving you the sauce.”As Sexbang sung each sentence, he took out from in the back of his spandex that was covered by the cape, a clearly photoshopped image of Danny and Brian stading on a mountain of dead bodies, a music sheet, a chess board, and a bottle of tomato sauce.
Quote:”That's what we do cause…”Danny finally pulled out his blue bass, despite it not adding a thing to the music.
Quote:”We are Ninja Sex Party, Shooting music all over your body. I'm Danny Sexbang, Check out my kung fu.”The singing spandexed man flailed his leg into the air before getting uncomfortably close to Moira.
Quote:”I'm getting sexy. (unh!) I'm getting sexy for you. And Ninja Brian, is fast and deadly. Stabbing dudes and then writing tasty med-”
Suddenly the music stopped and Danny took a few steps back from his seductee before turning to the black clad ninja who was now in front of a random guy of about the same height of him are wearing a white shirt. “Ninja Brain, why did stop the music for?” The ninja just turned and death glared Danny. “What do you mean your stabbing didn’t kill him?” The Jewish ‘hero’ responded to the silence of Brain, who immediately replied back by stabbing the guy several more times, blood not even appearing on the knife or shirt. “That is strange…” Danny thought out loud to himself.
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Yuuka Kazami
es is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff