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The Dragmire's Fortress Post
VOL. 32 NO. 133CITY FINAL
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 21, 2017
When Humans Attack!
The Issue
After several reports of pet humans violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.
The Debate
“These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!” says Sherlock Weber, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. “I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They’re a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!”
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“Why punish the poor things?” asks animal-lover Anakin de Castro, covered in scars from previous encounters with humans. “All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I’m holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!”
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“Who cares!?” screams Emily Lannister, transmitting from a pirate radio station broadcast. “Just repeal any laws preventing us from gunning the things down when they attack and we’ll be able to save ourselves without this stupid, authoritarian, overbearing government and legal system wasting our tax money!”
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« Back to Issues
1 FLANMIRE
The Dragmire's Fortress Post
VOL. 32 NO. 133CITY FINAL
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 21, 2017
When Humans Attack!
The Issue
After several reports of pet humans violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.
The Debate
“These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!” says Sherlock Weber, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. “I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They’re a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!”
Accept
“Why punish the poor things?” asks animal-lover Anakin de Castro, covered in scars from previous encounters with humans. “All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I’m holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!”
Accept
“Who cares!?” screams Emily Lannister, transmitting from a pirate radio station broadcast. “Just repeal any laws preventing us from gunning the things down when they attack and we’ll be able to save ourselves without this stupid, authoritarian, overbearing government and legal system wasting our tax money!”
Accept
