Hello, World!... Whoever You Are.

[Desman Black]

“There is nothing here.” Danny said, his head low and cape dragging across the ground. “Literally nothing at all. NO!  I CAN NOT GIVE UP!” The Sexbang looked around the scenery before spotting a structure off in the distance. “Over there.” He said pointing a finger over to the object of desire and placing a hand on Brian’s shoulder, which the ninja quickly sweeping it away; his permanent death stare still glued on their face. “We can ride to it on my noble and majestic steed. COME BARRY-NICORN, I SUMMON THEE!!!” The spandex-clad man stood there in a majestic pose, that soon turned awkward as nothing happened. “I said: BARRY-NICORN, I SUMMON THEE!!!” Still nothing. “Let’s just go on foot.” Sexbang went into a naruto run, Brian just walked.

It didn’t take long for the duo to arrive at the fountain, as soon as they did however. “Do not worry civilians, I, Danny Sexbang, am here to save you and, if you're a woman, give you the most pleasurable time of your life!” This obviously gave Moria a startle, enough to make her fall backwards into the fountain's water.

When our ‘superhero’ heard the splash he quickly turned his head to see the woman lying under the water. He gave her the cheesiest smile and put out his hand, pulling her up. “Hello there beautiful.”

Before she could reply, or comment on the music she could swear she heard fill the background, the superhero figure begun to sing.

“If I, I get to know your name. Well if I, could trace your private number, baby…”

The man lend Moira down the steps of the fountain into a spontaneous dance routine, throwing her away and circling around her.

”All I know is that to me, you look like you're lots of fun, open up your lovin' arms; I want some, want some.”

Before the tattooed pirate could object, the relatively handsome man pulled her in and dipped her.

“I set my sights on you, And no one else will do,”

she could swear that she heard more then one voice with that secound part.

”And I, I've got to have my way now, baby”

“All I know is that to me, you look like you're havin' fun. Open up your lovin' arms. watch out, here I come!”

Suddenly Danny picked up the girl by her hips, spinning her around above her and probably making her dizzy.

“You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round, Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round. You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round, like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round.”

The background music slowly faded as the man put Moira down, the culprit of the music walking up next to his 'friend' with his permanent deathstare. "So, what do you think?"