02-05-2015, 02:11 PM
"LUUUFFYYY!" resounding voices called out in unison, echoing through the woodwork the way a male blue jay would court his mate. Falling on deaf ears, their nakama Straw Hat failed to respond. His crew searched tooth and nail, all but literally overturning every leaf and every stone. Wasted efforts, as all that remained in the captain's wake was the shallow fissure carved into the terrain by his tumbling body.
"Damn that rubber brain! Always going off on his own!" Buggy cursed, popping a squat on a rotting stump. "No doubt causing unnecessary trouble that we'll all be dragged into," he scoffed, plucking his boot off and flipping it, allowing sea water to stream out. "By the way pinky, why didn't you just aid us from the start?! That flashy wave of yours completely wiped away those bumbling apes, and would have swept us up too had it not been for the barriers," red nose insisted, reapplying his soggy footwear.
"It would appear you possess the wrong impression of me, mister clown. I do not relish in attacking my own kind. It pains me dearly, resorting to harming any Pokemon," Slowking equipped a gloomy expression, shutting his eyes and loosing a sigh. "However, at the opposing side of the same coin, I can't stand idle and allow new patrons of the island to be marred. It would draw too much attention to this haven, and peace would surely deteriorate," the royal advisor clarified, displaying his torn resolve.
"S-sorry, it's our fault you had to act against your brethren, Bubble Man solaced, patting the narcoleptic pokemon on the back. "Not to change subjects here, but either I'm delusional or I recall our cute and fuzzy little kitten here suddenly matured into something...not so cute and fuzzy," the aquabot surmised, nestling Kilala in his arm as he tickled the underside of her chin, inviting an entranced purr from the dainty feline. "Ah, you're right! That anklebiter morphed into some flashy beast and faced off with the even flashier monkey king!" the star clown confirmed, directing a finger at the seemingly innocuous kitty." Matter of fact, she contended better than any of us, he thought, groveling about his humiliating defeat.
"Indeed. What you saw was so. I assumed her to be of my species undergoing evolution, however we cannot revert back as she had done. Within her dwells a menacing presence unlike our own, demonic in nature, she...she's a...awwwn" the shell-crowned psionic dozed off, a snot bubble inflating from his nostril.
Dong!
"Wake up damn it!" Red Nose barked as he bonked him over the head, reviving the pink maven from a short-lived slumber. Planting his gloved hands on both shoulders, he shook Slowking rigorously, "We gotta' find Straw Hat before he starts trouble! I need you to take us to the biggest food source around here, or the nearest place that attracts fighters! The bastard has a sixth sense for those kinds of pl-"
Brrrrrrt.
"Ah?" The eccentric pirate quipped as the forest drew silent, a distinct fart noise pierced their clamorous chattering; there was no mistaking it, he knew pressurized gas forcefully purging from a bunghole when he heard it. All party members sniffed the air, a waft of putrid smell lingering about. Simultaneously, the group plugged their beaks, all secretly accusing the other of such a horrid atrocity, until Kilala hopped from Bubble Man's grasp onto the mossy terrain, growling at a quivering bush.
Drawing the attention of Buggy and the others, they each shot a glance. Pouncing out from cover, a violet skunk hissed before spinning to aim its buttox. "Oh poo! A Skuntank! Run for it!" Slowking announced, half charging away by the time the words left his maw. "Gyaaah!" Buggy squealed as he flitted behind, soliciting a wide-eyed Bubble Man to follow suit, but not before scooping up a tenacious Kilala; the group high tailed it the hell out of dodge. Panicked wailing scoured the forest as it was filled with sporadic clouds of butt gas.
— — — — — — —
Trailing through the edging skirt of the forest, Luffy parted a final sheaf of verdant thickets, revealing what lies beyond. Bright-eyes and bushy-tailed, so to speak, the jubilant pirate loosed an awe-inspired sigh of relief. "Are you positive you don't wish to turn back and join your crewmates?" Flabébé ascertained, perched cozily upon the captain's shoulder. "You said my friends are just fine, and even though you had seen so yourself, I believe in them. They are stronger than they look," Straw Hat insisted with unabated confidence, mesmerized by the colossal arena towering before him.
Rahhh. Rahhh.
Pandemonium seeped out from the gargantuan château of craggy stone and ore. Rousing cheers and wrenching moans bellowed from within, invigorating the pirate captain and lighting a flame in him that nothing could extinguish. Well, almost nothing; Luffy's rowdy gusto was snuffed out by a deafening growl, originating from his belly. It seemed his appetite for adventure was exceeded only by his appetite for delicious grub. "Oh my," the pale fairy gasped at the impressively audible gurgle, "You sound like a hungry Snorlax," She giggled preciously, covering her mouth with a teensy palm.
"Boy, I'm famished! Let's head to that place, beebee! I'll bet they have lots and lots of meat! . . . and fun!"
"Damn that rubber brain! Always going off on his own!" Buggy cursed, popping a squat on a rotting stump. "No doubt causing unnecessary trouble that we'll all be dragged into," he scoffed, plucking his boot off and flipping it, allowing sea water to stream out. "By the way pinky, why didn't you just aid us from the start?! That flashy wave of yours completely wiped away those bumbling apes, and would have swept us up too had it not been for the barriers," red nose insisted, reapplying his soggy footwear.
"It would appear you possess the wrong impression of me, mister clown. I do not relish in attacking my own kind. It pains me dearly, resorting to harming any Pokemon," Slowking equipped a gloomy expression, shutting his eyes and loosing a sigh. "However, at the opposing side of the same coin, I can't stand idle and allow new patrons of the island to be marred. It would draw too much attention to this haven, and peace would surely deteriorate," the royal advisor clarified, displaying his torn resolve.
"S-sorry, it's our fault you had to act against your brethren, Bubble Man solaced, patting the narcoleptic pokemon on the back. "Not to change subjects here, but either I'm delusional or I recall our cute and fuzzy little kitten here suddenly matured into something...not so cute and fuzzy," the aquabot surmised, nestling Kilala in his arm as he tickled the underside of her chin, inviting an entranced purr from the dainty feline. "Ah, you're right! That anklebiter morphed into some flashy beast and faced off with the even flashier monkey king!" the star clown confirmed, directing a finger at the seemingly innocuous kitty." Matter of fact, she contended better than any of us, he thought, groveling about his humiliating defeat.
"Indeed. What you saw was so. I assumed her to be of my species undergoing evolution, however we cannot revert back as she had done. Within her dwells a menacing presence unlike our own, demonic in nature, she...she's a...awwwn" the shell-crowned psionic dozed off, a snot bubble inflating from his nostril.
Dong!
"Wake up damn it!" Red Nose barked as he bonked him over the head, reviving the pink maven from a short-lived slumber. Planting his gloved hands on both shoulders, he shook Slowking rigorously, "We gotta' find Straw Hat before he starts trouble! I need you to take us to the biggest food source around here, or the nearest place that attracts fighters! The bastard has a sixth sense for those kinds of pl-"
Brrrrrrt.
"Ah?" The eccentric pirate quipped as the forest drew silent, a distinct fart noise pierced their clamorous chattering; there was no mistaking it, he knew pressurized gas forcefully purging from a bunghole when he heard it. All party members sniffed the air, a waft of putrid smell lingering about. Simultaneously, the group plugged their beaks, all secretly accusing the other of such a horrid atrocity, until Kilala hopped from Bubble Man's grasp onto the mossy terrain, growling at a quivering bush.
Drawing the attention of Buggy and the others, they each shot a glance. Pouncing out from cover, a violet skunk hissed before spinning to aim its buttox. "Oh poo! A Skuntank! Run for it!" Slowking announced, half charging away by the time the words left his maw. "Gyaaah!" Buggy squealed as he flitted behind, soliciting a wide-eyed Bubble Man to follow suit, but not before scooping up a tenacious Kilala; the group high tailed it the hell out of dodge. Panicked wailing scoured the forest as it was filled with sporadic clouds of butt gas.
— — — — — — —
Trailing through the edging skirt of the forest, Luffy parted a final sheaf of verdant thickets, revealing what lies beyond. Bright-eyes and bushy-tailed, so to speak, the jubilant pirate loosed an awe-inspired sigh of relief. "Are you positive you don't wish to turn back and join your crewmates?" Flabébé ascertained, perched cozily upon the captain's shoulder. "You said my friends are just fine, and even though you had seen so yourself, I believe in them. They are stronger than they look," Straw Hat insisted with unabated confidence, mesmerized by the colossal arena towering before him.
Rahhh. Rahhh.
Pandemonium seeped out from the gargantuan château of craggy stone and ore. Rousing cheers and wrenching moans bellowed from within, invigorating the pirate captain and lighting a flame in him that nothing could extinguish. Well, almost nothing; Luffy's rowdy gusto was snuffed out by a deafening growl, originating from his belly. It seemed his appetite for adventure was exceeded only by his appetite for delicious grub. "Oh my," the pale fairy gasped at the impressively audible gurgle, "You sound like a hungry Snorlax," She giggled preciously, covering her mouth with a teensy palm.
"Boy, I'm famished! Let's head to that place, beebee! I'll bet they have lots and lots of meat! . . . and fun!"
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