E-mail from Kuzuru to Karl Jak

[Karl Jak]

Renji,

Oh, sweetheart, you’ve clearly done your research. You know me, I love theatrics, money, and drama. I also know we have a market out there in the Omniverse that’ll eat that stuff up.

But Death Mountain’s a bit of a mess right now, what with being blown up a while back. Plus, those Goron’s might complain that you’re using their ancestral grounds ‘for blood money’ or some other hippie nonsense like that. Maybe Mount Vulcan? Mount St Helena?

You can sort that out though. Who really cares about those rock eaters anyway? Hell, you could do it at Death Mountain and use some dead Goron skulls for combat arena ambiance.

But yes – your idea sounds fun. Terms for sponsorship include the following: Allowing our crews to film and broadcast the event and billing myself as a co-host. We’ll pay for setting up the arena (just send us a schematic, unless you would like to forward us your own personalize designs), but any insurance or security will have to be fronted on your end. We’ll want eighty percent of streaming revenues and twenty percent of anything made at the door. How you reimburse your participants will be wholly on you.

If you’re interested in playing ball, please print and sign the included contract. Deliver the contract, along with a bottle of merlot, to one of our drop boxes. I’ll jot down those locations in the event that you’re unfamiliar with our field offices.

Smooches,

Karl Jak