FLDSMDFR Cannon [1200]
Requires: Ranged, Debuff, Area Attack
This is a heavy beast of a weapon, with a length of almost two meters, making it taller than Flint. Luckily, it collapses down, the barrel shortening into a half-meter barrel-like construct that stores on his upper back. The cannon takes ten seconds to retract, fully extend and properly position on his shoulder. During this time, he must stand still. Even after extension, the cannon is extremely heavy and very difficult to aim while moving. It takes five seconds to retract and put away.
"Ammunition" is sucked in from the back of the cannon, behind Flint's shoulder, mutated, and then fired from the front. Flint must set the food via verbal commands, which the cannon repeats for confirmation. This takes three seconds and must be done whenever switching between food types. The Cannon fires single-shot foods in massive quantities, the different foods are below:
Meatball
The cannon sucks in Omnilium from the surroundings for five seconds to charge. It can then fire three meatballs in succession, each roughly the size of a basket ball, at 40 meters per second. The knockback makes the second (and more so the third) meatball less accurate. Each meatball can deal moderate damage, but if all three manage to hit the same target, they are blinded for three seconds by the zesty sauce.
Ice Cream
The cannon sucks in Omnilium for ten seconds, then fires a glob of ice cream up to twenty meters, splattering a single or multiple targets in very close proximity. Flint's special Anti-Freeze Ice Cream does not give brain freeze, but the smell and texture is just perfect! Targets might find it difficult to resist eating by the hand fulls, stalling them for up to ten seconds. Being targetted by an attack immediately overcomes the sweet tooth and allows them to move freely, out of self preservation.
Overstuffed Potato
Oh mama... The cannon must take in Omnilium for a full thirty seconds. After this time it shakes violently until firing a massive basket-ball sized super double stuffed bake potato with extra everything. It can fly up to sixty meters before exploding, scattering large bacon bit shrapnel and hot potato goo in a two meter radius. Delicious.
Giant Shrimp
It takes fifteen seconds to gather enough Omnilium to fire a massive shrimp. This spinning shellfish flies up to fifty meters away. With great precision, Flint usually fires this in such a way that it hooks an enemy and pulls them along for the ride! Its deshelled body is too soft to deal damage and higher Strength can rip it apart before it can take the target very far.
FLDSMDFR Twin Pistols [900]
Requires: Ranged, Debuff
These small food mutators can be wielded with great precision and speed. Their light construct sadly suffers from lower fire power and less maximum range. The Pistols each have a "tank" in the handle that refills once empty, or when the food choice is switched. This requires ten seconds, during which time a new command can be given. They can be drawed in seconds and put away just as fast.
Baby Carrots
A single clip can fire fifteen baby carrots at a rate of one per second. Baby carrots deal a little more than minor damage, but can still be vary annoying!
Wasabi
Though it deals no damage, if Flint can hit a target in the face, the burning sensation around the eyes, nose and mouth lowers their technique! He has no chance of making this shot beyond ten meters. A single tank can fire up to five wads of Wasabi.
Dried Beans
Firing in a nearly automatic fassion, up to ten beans per second, each bean does very minor damage but sustained fire can cause this to accumulate fast. Focused fire can even slowly penetrate defenses! This is quickly recovered from though, with a few seconds removing the debuff. A single tank can fire up to fifty beans (five seconds sustained fire.)
FLDSMDFR Pump Action [1200]
Requires: Ranged, Debuff, Area Attack
Somewhere between the Cannon and the Pistol is the shotgun-style blaster. It can hold up to ten shells, and when one shell is missing the bottom of the stock sucks in Omnilium to restore one shell every five seconds. The long barrel and full stock make this weapon a two-hander for sure, and flint has to slow down, but not necessarily stop, to take aim mainly because of its weight.
Luckily, the barrel retracts and the stock shortens to make it easily storable. It takes three seconds to grab and extend the weapon, and the same amount of time to put it back.
In between shots, Flint can give a command for a new food. The gun responds to confirm, the whole process taking three seconds. Between shots, he must cock the gun, taking two seconds to cock and then reacquire his target.
Mashed Potatos
One shell fires almost like a grenade. On impact, it splatters, painting a circle with a diameter of three meters with buttery mashed potatoes. Targets moving through this space find it difficult to move, with lower Technique outright falling. This slick lasts for ten seconds before the butter cools and loses its slick quality - a single target can make their way through this in only a few seconds if they are careful.
Dried Beans
One shell can fire as many as twenty beans! The beans fire in a six meter long cone, dealing minor damage at the maximum range. Closer targets take more of the spread and significantly more damage. This is a good "shoot on the run" ammo that requires less precision to deliver at least a little damage.
Hot Dog
A single, long ranged, fully loaded wiender is fired. Its increased aerodynamics allows its range to reach up to one hundred meters to snipe an open mouth! If not used for the best game of catch ever, its impact can deal moderate damage. To achieve this amazing accuracy, he must stand still and aim for five or so seconds.
Spaghetti
Someone forgot the sauce! These cooked, sticky noodles are fired in a very narrow cone, usually only capturing one person at a range up to five meters. The noodles grapple the target harmlessly, though high enough strength can break free of the pasta. Those who are less buff can expect to be tied up for the next five or so seconds.
Requires: Ranged, Debuff, Area Attack
This is a heavy beast of a weapon, with a length of almost two meters, making it taller than Flint. Luckily, it collapses down, the barrel shortening into a half-meter barrel-like construct that stores on his upper back. The cannon takes ten seconds to retract, fully extend and properly position on his shoulder. During this time, he must stand still. Even after extension, the cannon is extremely heavy and very difficult to aim while moving. It takes five seconds to retract and put away.
"Ammunition" is sucked in from the back of the cannon, behind Flint's shoulder, mutated, and then fired from the front. Flint must set the food via verbal commands, which the cannon repeats for confirmation. This takes three seconds and must be done whenever switching between food types. The Cannon fires single-shot foods in massive quantities, the different foods are below:
Meatball
The cannon sucks in Omnilium from the surroundings for five seconds to charge. It can then fire three meatballs in succession, each roughly the size of a basket ball, at 40 meters per second. The knockback makes the second (and more so the third) meatball less accurate. Each meatball can deal moderate damage, but if all three manage to hit the same target, they are blinded for three seconds by the zesty sauce.
Ice Cream
The cannon sucks in Omnilium for ten seconds, then fires a glob of ice cream up to twenty meters, splattering a single or multiple targets in very close proximity. Flint's special Anti-Freeze Ice Cream does not give brain freeze, but the smell and texture is just perfect! Targets might find it difficult to resist eating by the hand fulls, stalling them for up to ten seconds. Being targetted by an attack immediately overcomes the sweet tooth and allows them to move freely, out of self preservation.
Overstuffed Potato
Oh mama... The cannon must take in Omnilium for a full thirty seconds. After this time it shakes violently until firing a massive basket-ball sized super double stuffed bake potato with extra everything. It can fly up to sixty meters before exploding, scattering large bacon bit shrapnel and hot potato goo in a two meter radius. Delicious.
Giant Shrimp
It takes fifteen seconds to gather enough Omnilium to fire a massive shrimp. This spinning shellfish flies up to fifty meters away. With great precision, Flint usually fires this in such a way that it hooks an enemy and pulls them along for the ride! Its deshelled body is too soft to deal damage and higher Strength can rip it apart before it can take the target very far.
FLDSMDFR Twin Pistols [900]
Requires: Ranged, Debuff
These small food mutators can be wielded with great precision and speed. Their light construct sadly suffers from lower fire power and less maximum range. The Pistols each have a "tank" in the handle that refills once empty, or when the food choice is switched. This requires ten seconds, during which time a new command can be given. They can be drawed in seconds and put away just as fast.
Baby Carrots
A single clip can fire fifteen baby carrots at a rate of one per second. Baby carrots deal a little more than minor damage, but can still be vary annoying!
Wasabi
Though it deals no damage, if Flint can hit a target in the face, the burning sensation around the eyes, nose and mouth lowers their technique! He has no chance of making this shot beyond ten meters. A single tank can fire up to five wads of Wasabi.
Dried Beans
Firing in a nearly automatic fassion, up to ten beans per second, each bean does very minor damage but sustained fire can cause this to accumulate fast. Focused fire can even slowly penetrate defenses! This is quickly recovered from though, with a few seconds removing the debuff. A single tank can fire up to fifty beans (five seconds sustained fire.)
FLDSMDFR Pump Action [1200]
Requires: Ranged, Debuff, Area Attack
Somewhere between the Cannon and the Pistol is the shotgun-style blaster. It can hold up to ten shells, and when one shell is missing the bottom of the stock sucks in Omnilium to restore one shell every five seconds. The long barrel and full stock make this weapon a two-hander for sure, and flint has to slow down, but not necessarily stop, to take aim mainly because of its weight.
Luckily, the barrel retracts and the stock shortens to make it easily storable. It takes three seconds to grab and extend the weapon, and the same amount of time to put it back.
In between shots, Flint can give a command for a new food. The gun responds to confirm, the whole process taking three seconds. Between shots, he must cock the gun, taking two seconds to cock and then reacquire his target.
Mashed Potatos
One shell fires almost like a grenade. On impact, it splatters, painting a circle with a diameter of three meters with buttery mashed potatoes. Targets moving through this space find it difficult to move, with lower Technique outright falling. This slick lasts for ten seconds before the butter cools and loses its slick quality - a single target can make their way through this in only a few seconds if they are careful.
Dried Beans
One shell can fire as many as twenty beans! The beans fire in a six meter long cone, dealing minor damage at the maximum range. Closer targets take more of the spread and significantly more damage. This is a good "shoot on the run" ammo that requires less precision to deliver at least a little damage.
Hot Dog
A single, long ranged, fully loaded wiender is fired. Its increased aerodynamics allows its range to reach up to one hundred meters to snipe an open mouth! If not used for the best game of catch ever, its impact can deal moderate damage. To achieve this amazing accuracy, he must stand still and aim for five or so seconds.
Spaghetti
Someone forgot the sauce! These cooked, sticky noodles are fired in a very narrow cone, usually only capturing one person at a range up to five meters. The noodles grapple the target harmlessly, though high enough strength can break free of the pasta. Those who are less buff can expect to be tied up for the next five or so seconds.