11-12-2017, 04:00 PM
Perkins heard Leeroy calling for him, he rushed in and asked Dekkog;
“What’s going on?”
Dekkog thought for a second, scrunched up his eyebrows and pointed at the doors;
“Stormtroopers.”
One of the stormtroopers walked forwards and held out their hand while talking in a voice between a naturally happy sounding one and a monotone:
“I am 73J5C42AN, pleased to meet you. We have been sent by the Coruscant police force to investigate most of the buildings in tier 5, my partner here is CJ48612KND a criminal named 13-Jzall who was seen hanging around tier 5 and was seen near this building.”
Leeroy looked at the hand, wrinkled his nose and daintily shook the stormtrooper’s armoured hand with his gloved one. “And my name is Leeroy, I can assure you that we wouldn’t associate with any of the criminal riff-raff of Coruscant, we are merely in tier 5 because a property is much cheaper here and that lets us customise the interiors to our liking a lot more. And then, of course, there’s the fact that we can actually live our lives without…. constant surveillance.” The Stormtrooper took the alibi for the moment and asked to come in, they agreed except for Dekkog who stayed silent. Perkins noticed this and talked to him “How about you sit this one out in your room big guy?”
“Okay.”
The Stormtroopers went into Perkins’s room first. They looked at the two posters on the wall one of Palpatine and one of the Emperor of mankind. Under his bed, they found a metal box which contained his gun “A man has to defend himself here y’know?”
“I suppose that you’re right.”
In Leeroy’s room was a cupboard, a bed and two bedside tables. In the tables were various bottles, pills and cream and in the cupboard was an iron, a fold out ironing board, 5 different suits and a small box containing gloves and socks. Everyone looked at Leeroy who seemed to have shrunk into his clothes a bit. Luckily they were distracted by one of the stormtroopers finding a flintlock pistol and a small knife behind a hidden panel. Leeroy let out the same excuse as Perkins and the stormtroopers accepted it. Lastly, they went into Dekkog’s room who was sleeping on his bed, the stormtroopers quietly looked around but they only found a few simple crossword books and not much else. One of the stormtroopers asked a valid question,
“Why does only, what’s his name, oh right. Leeroy have his own cupboard with clothes but all of you don’t?”
Perkins answered this question.
“We have more rooms but those are just eating rooms, showers and boxes of random clothes that we’ve found in our various journeys around here.”
The stormtroopers looked through those rooms and found nothing, while they were digging through clothing Steve opened the door to his room and widened his eyes. Perkins saw him and quickly pushed him back into his room, telling him to stay quiet.
The Stormtroopers looked at Perkins, satisfied with their search.
“Well, it looks like everything is in order here, as a ‘sorry’ for taking up your precious time we’ll take up any rented items that you have at the moment.” Perkins handed them the books that they had finished the night before.
“Okay, here you go. Goodbye now.”
“Goodbye, sir. And stay safe.”
“What’s going on?”
Dekkog thought for a second, scrunched up his eyebrows and pointed at the doors;
“Stormtroopers.”
One of the stormtroopers walked forwards and held out their hand while talking in a voice between a naturally happy sounding one and a monotone:
“I am 73J5C42AN, pleased to meet you. We have been sent by the Coruscant police force to investigate most of the buildings in tier 5, my partner here is CJ48612KND a criminal named 13-Jzall who was seen hanging around tier 5 and was seen near this building.”
Leeroy looked at the hand, wrinkled his nose and daintily shook the stormtrooper’s armoured hand with his gloved one. “And my name is Leeroy, I can assure you that we wouldn’t associate with any of the criminal riff-raff of Coruscant, we are merely in tier 5 because a property is much cheaper here and that lets us customise the interiors to our liking a lot more. And then, of course, there’s the fact that we can actually live our lives without…. constant surveillance.” The Stormtrooper took the alibi for the moment and asked to come in, they agreed except for Dekkog who stayed silent. Perkins noticed this and talked to him “How about you sit this one out in your room big guy?”
“Okay.”
The Stormtroopers went into Perkins’s room first. They looked at the two posters on the wall one of Palpatine and one of the Emperor of mankind. Under his bed, they found a metal box which contained his gun “A man has to defend himself here y’know?”
“I suppose that you’re right.”
In Leeroy’s room was a cupboard, a bed and two bedside tables. In the tables were various bottles, pills and cream and in the cupboard was an iron, a fold out ironing board, 5 different suits and a small box containing gloves and socks. Everyone looked at Leeroy who seemed to have shrunk into his clothes a bit. Luckily they were distracted by one of the stormtroopers finding a flintlock pistol and a small knife behind a hidden panel. Leeroy let out the same excuse as Perkins and the stormtroopers accepted it. Lastly, they went into Dekkog’s room who was sleeping on his bed, the stormtroopers quietly looked around but they only found a few simple crossword books and not much else. One of the stormtroopers asked a valid question,
“Why does only, what’s his name, oh right. Leeroy have his own cupboard with clothes but all of you don’t?”
Perkins answered this question.
“We have more rooms but those are just eating rooms, showers and boxes of random clothes that we’ve found in our various journeys around here.”
The stormtroopers looked through those rooms and found nothing, while they were digging through clothing Steve opened the door to his room and widened his eyes. Perkins saw him and quickly pushed him back into his room, telling him to stay quiet.
The Stormtroopers looked at Perkins, satisfied with their search.
“Well, it looks like everything is in order here, as a ‘sorry’ for taking up your precious time we’ll take up any rented items that you have at the moment.” Perkins handed them the books that they had finished the night before.
“Okay, here you go. Goodbye now.”
“Goodbye, sir. And stay safe.”
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