09-13-2017, 08:14 AM
Red Amming Hood:
Version 1 (Amms as Red Riding Hood): Ammy is told by Oki that her parent living on the other side of Japan is not feeling very well and asks her to deliver some sake and onigiris (those triangular rice cakes with a black piece of algae at the bottom). Along the way she is approached by an evil Kitsune who misleads her into tking a detour which lands her at a shrine that, as the Kitsune knows, Ammy will pray at, while the Kitsune goes to devour her parent, then will shapeshift into them and get all the sake and onigiris for herself.
Except that when the Kitsune turns up at the house, because it didn't read up on japanese mythology it didn't know that Amaterasu's parent is Izanagi, the legendary hero who birthed Amaterasu and her siblings after escaping the Underworld and bathing to cleanse himself. He is so badass that the Kitsune doesn't even make it through the door before backing away as his immensely powerful aura warns it. By the time Ammy comes around, the Kitsune is long gone and she gets drunk with sake together with Izanagi.
Version 2 (Amms as the Wolf): Some japanese girl is traveling through the forest to bring sake and onigiris to her grandma when Amaterasu encounters her, and because Ammy is a wolf and often hungry she wants some of them delish onigiris. So she tells the girl that the forest is dangerous and infested with Youkai, and offers to lead her along a safe path through it. Because she's the goddess of the sun no Youkai dare come near them and they make it through safely, and as a thank-you the girl and her grandma leave some of their food and drink on a shrine for the gods, which Amms snags when they're not looking.
Version 1 (Amms as Red Riding Hood): Ammy is told by Oki that her parent living on the other side of Japan is not feeling very well and asks her to deliver some sake and onigiris (those triangular rice cakes with a black piece of algae at the bottom). Along the way she is approached by an evil Kitsune who misleads her into tking a detour which lands her at a shrine that, as the Kitsune knows, Ammy will pray at, while the Kitsune goes to devour her parent, then will shapeshift into them and get all the sake and onigiris for herself.
Except that when the Kitsune turns up at the house, because it didn't read up on japanese mythology it didn't know that Amaterasu's parent is Izanagi, the legendary hero who birthed Amaterasu and her siblings after escaping the Underworld and bathing to cleanse himself. He is so badass that the Kitsune doesn't even make it through the door before backing away as his immensely powerful aura warns it. By the time Ammy comes around, the Kitsune is long gone and she gets drunk with sake together with Izanagi.
Version 2 (Amms as the Wolf): Some japanese girl is traveling through the forest to bring sake and onigiris to her grandma when Amaterasu encounters her, and because Ammy is a wolf and often hungry she wants some of them delish onigiris. So she tells the girl that the forest is dangerous and infested with Youkai, and offers to lead her along a safe path through it. Because she's the goddess of the sun no Youkai dare come near them and they make it through safely, and as a thank-you the girl and her grandma leave some of their food and drink on a shrine for the gods, which Amms snags when they're not looking.
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