Fairytales of the Omniverse

[Amaterasu]

The inhabitants of the Omniverse are bound to have brought some fairytales from their respective cultures, and maybe mothers have made up "If you don't eat your broccoli a big bad Prime will come and eat you" types of tales and bedtime stories to their kids which have turned into fairytales - inspired to no small degree by the numerous Primes that inhabit this world.

I mean, somewhere out there there's BOUND to be a "Amaterasu and the seven dwarves", wherein Ammy hides in a house in the Frozen Fields that's inhabited by seven dwarves, all named Urist, who first think she's a troll. At the same time Karl Jak, who's jealous because Ammy is almost half as hot as he is, has one of his employees present Ammy with a cursed katana to put her to an eternal sleep when she touches it. Finally Dust comes around and kisses her back to life, then runs away into the sunset, chased by imperial Stormtroopers because he has 217 instances of sexual harassment in Coruscant ("unwanted french kissing of civilians, Stormtroopers, Space Marines and Judge Dredd") resulting in a massive bounty on his head.

... right?

So then, what stories do you think are coursing around? Tell us one! (or more)

(Or if you prefer, re-tell a fairytale in which your character is the protagonist, and tell us how it would go!)