08-29-2017, 09:15 PM
The next advert moves in as a cereal box comes in rather dramatically.
Two kids sit around the table, watching Dante's Abyss 15'. (Old infomercial)
A actor with wastelander clothing and long ears falling off with a stuffed Daxter laughs dramatically "Hey KIDS, It's ME , DYNAMITE KID with your favorite cereal "[/b]DYNAMAR-O's[/b]
The kids smiled "OH BOY! IS THE DYNAMITE TOY REAL, MAR?"
The fake Jak giggled "Only if you are lucky, kids maybe you'll be just like me." HAHAHAH!"
The kids take the "toy" dynamite and throw it on the ground and it ticks just like Dante's Abyss 15'
"THANKS, DYNAMITE KID!"
[Jak Mar toy included.. no sueing if toy explodes etc terms and conditions may apply, see Omni for details]
Two kids sit around the table, watching Dante's Abyss 15'. (Old infomercial)
A actor with wastelander clothing and long ears falling off with a stuffed Daxter laughs dramatically "Hey KIDS, It's ME , DYNAMITE KID with your favorite cereal "[/b]DYNAMAR-O's[/b]
The kids smiled "OH BOY! IS THE DYNAMITE TOY REAL, MAR?"
The fake Jak giggled "Only if you are lucky, kids maybe you'll be just like me." HAHAHAH!"
The kids take the "toy" dynamite and throw it on the ground and it ticks just like Dante's Abyss 15'
"THANKS, DYNAMITE KID!"
[Jak Mar toy included.. no sueing if toy explodes etc terms and conditions may apply, see Omni for details]
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Jak/Mar- Dynamite Kid/ DA 2018" (Translated text)![[Image: hVDTXBF.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/hVDTXBF.gif)
(Thanks Ezzy!)