How [insert text] Are You?

[Guu]

Omni: "What in god's name are you?" You judge players based on Omni's favor of their characters. Sadly, you were way too brutally honest and it causes the inevitable calapse of the site. The civil war along the way will lead to the deaths of thousands. The West Side gang forms in real life, you go in hiding in the Bahamas, and I keep writing for the site not realizing it's empty.