How [insert text] Are You?

[Guu]

Summer: “How hard can I melt you like Frosty?” This thread has a strong start but it eventually dies when people realize every response is some variation of “Very much.” Afterwards, you storm off in a huff and sing on a mountaintop somewhere.

Sarah Kerrigan: “What would your character look like as an infested Zerg slave?” This thread goes well until Jim Rayner posts in it. You give a snide remark like: “Well, you wouldn’t be paying alimony as you do.” This leads to a long argument about child custody until the thread is mercifully locked by staff.

The Vision: “Do you have true insight?” This thread goes on for a long time, but it eventually ends tragically. All those hours in front of the computer ruins your eyes. I guess hindsight wasn’t 20/20.

Daniel: “Are you a comedian?” No? Then SHADDUP!
#thoughseriouslydon’tbanmeplease

Belle: “Would you have the nads to steal Gaston’s girl?” This gets a strong response at the start, but then Gaston forgets he’s playing a character and not actually Gaston. He demands from staff to ban Belle for adultery. His powers to sway the universe through sheer testosterone doesn’t carry over to his real life personality, so it doesn’t end well for him. As for Belle, the sheer embarrassment sent her into hiding. They say she’s living somewhere in Canada, but that’s merely rumor.