08-11-2017, 07:47 AM
As Des's senses and motor function came back online, he could have sworn that he felt something between his legs, well where his legs were before becoming a robot, something he hadn't felt in about... how long was it... 4 years? But he knew that couldn't happen, nor could the pounding head be from a hangover, so what happ...
It was at this moment that Des didn't know whether to pat himself on the back, or to go back to sleep and hide under his covers. He had done it... or had he? Did any of those experiences really count as 'sex'? He could always ask Ash about it, but that would probably make things awkward... assuming they weren't already.
'Oh well' Desman knew he would have to get of the bed eventually, and now's a good a time as any.
As the robot got into the main room, he was greeted by a wicked grin and overly happy tone. "Good morning, Sunshine~!"
"Did you seriously not sleep at all last night?" With the dozieness of his voice, it was hard to tell whether Desman was actually concerned, or just overly teasing after last night.
"You are going to have to do better than a couple of rounds to tire me out." Ash teased as she picked up another cherry and put it in her mouth, pulling the stem off this time. Her wicked grin ever continuing to stay in place.
"Well if we ever end up in another hotel room this expensive again, could you put me on the couch instead, not only are the beds so comfy you don't want to get out of them, but their softness is a pain when you have wheels." Desman groaned, his first time having sex, a hangover probably borrowed from Ash when they were fused, and oversleeping catching up with him at the same time.
"Sure thing, hun." Ash continued to tease, her tail flicking as playfully as a cat's. "It's bad form though, to make the guy paying for the room sleep on the couch."
"You're not making me." The robot explained, before following along on his predator's game. "And isn't it just as bad form to let a lady do the same?"
"Who said I was going to sleep on the couch? There's more than enough room in that bed for the both of us." She winked at him.
The girl seemed to have struck a nerve, or whatever replacement Desman had for them, as his visor light seemed to brighten up a little. 'Holy crap, is she already making advances, this soon after I just woke up from the last?'
"I-I mean, it s-sounds nice and all, b-but..." He stuttered.
Victory crossed her dark lips in the form of a smile. She let him deal with that for a moment. "There's even more room when were wrapped up in each other like that.." She sounded like she was thinking out loud, but the direct eye contact between both eyeless Primes made it impossible to deny her blatant teasing. "I can always see how Jak feels about sharing a bed if it bothers you that much that I might have to sleep on the couch." After a pause to pull the pit out of her mouth politely instead of spitting it across the room, she added: "Did you want breakfast? I don't know what a cyborg built like yourself can and cannot do."
"That's pretty understandable, if you asked me about some random robot I wouldn't be able to tell you much about it either." Desman tried to joke, it just came off as desperate and cutely awkward. "Do you want me to help with anything..." though as soon as he asked, he immediately wished he hadn't as his mind flooded with all the ways that could be misinterpreted.
Indeed it could be and in many ways, and were. She didn't make the obvious comments. "Not at the moment, room service took care of everything. But if I think of something I'll let you know."
The robotic midget signed a breath of relief, almost wiping the sweat off his forehead before remembering he didn't have any. Leaning on the edge of the couch, he let himself sag as a new song came on. "In, The, Tall skyscrapers, of ancient japan..." With the awkwardness of before, it was nice to have something else to focus on. Maybe he was focusing a little too much as a gold glowing sphere shape starting appearing right in front of the radio.
As the ball dispersed, two groups of men were birthed out of it and onto the floor of the hotel room. One duo were definitely samurai, but the other one consisted on a ninja and a ...superhero? ... with a boner?
As all four opened their eyes, the samurai clothed in pink was the first to talk. "What is this place?" Arin said. It looked similar to the city they were just in, sure the big difference was it was still standing, but something felt weird.
Desman on the otherhand had finally realized what had happened. 'Omni did say anything, guess that means people too.' The robot walked up to the samurai duo, and held his hand out to pick them up. "We're in The Omniverse, long story. Short answer is that I seemed to have summoned you here."
The two imminently got down on there right knee, looking down and placing their weapons in front of themselves. "My lord." The robot was obviously startled by this but tried to keep his cool the best he could. "You obviously must be powerful to have teleported us from our Dystopian future, we are in your debt."
The so far quiet samurai looked back over his shoulder. "What is it Barry?" Arin asked, looking back himself, to see the scantily clad blue skinned woman behind the counter. The two immediately got into a fighting stance. "Stay back vial demon, we will not allow you to use your wicked spells on our lord!"
Ash has been watching this all go down curiously while still eating on the large amounts of quickly cooling food. She'd never tried to summon a person, of course she had no one worth summoning. Purposely or accidently.
When the attention was put back on her she didn't even flinch, but she did smile her famous devil's smile when the samurai threatened her. "You are a bit late to stop that." She teased, more Desman than the man with his hand on his weapon. Folding her fingers and sitting her chin in the hammock that they made.
"How dare you, you despicable..."
Des was about to interfere when the afro spandex guy butted in with singing.
"Everybody, Shut up!
I have an erection
Look at all it's glory, it's the only way
to stop this fight before peek escalation
This is more important than what you have to say!
Just stop your quarrel and look at my cock
look at the way it hops, pops and locks
I see your gonna' honor me with that sword/Please hold your applause"
And with that Arin swung his sword at the spandex wearing superhero. Suddenly the ninja threw a smoke bomb at the ground and avoided getting hit too, when the smoke cleared the room an obviously fake dummy dressed up to look like the singer was lying on the ground cut in half.
"Now what do you want me to do with the devil?" the leader of the samurai duo asked while turning to face said 'devil'.
"I don't want you to do anything with them, they're... they're someone special" Desman tried to explain.
The two samurai immediately bowed at their hips. "I am sorry my lord, my lady."
It was at this moment that Des didn't know whether to pat himself on the back, or to go back to sleep and hide under his covers. He had done it... or had he? Did any of those experiences really count as 'sex'? He could always ask Ash about it, but that would probably make things awkward... assuming they weren't already.
'Oh well' Desman knew he would have to get of the bed eventually, and now's a good a time as any.
As the robot got into the main room, he was greeted by a wicked grin and overly happy tone. "Good morning, Sunshine~!"
"Did you seriously not sleep at all last night?" With the dozieness of his voice, it was hard to tell whether Desman was actually concerned, or just overly teasing after last night.
"You are going to have to do better than a couple of rounds to tire me out." Ash teased as she picked up another cherry and put it in her mouth, pulling the stem off this time. Her wicked grin ever continuing to stay in place.
"Well if we ever end up in another hotel room this expensive again, could you put me on the couch instead, not only are the beds so comfy you don't want to get out of them, but their softness is a pain when you have wheels." Desman groaned, his first time having sex, a hangover probably borrowed from Ash when they were fused, and oversleeping catching up with him at the same time.
"Sure thing, hun." Ash continued to tease, her tail flicking as playfully as a cat's. "It's bad form though, to make the guy paying for the room sleep on the couch."
"You're not making me." The robot explained, before following along on his predator's game. "And isn't it just as bad form to let a lady do the same?"
"Who said I was going to sleep on the couch? There's more than enough room in that bed for the both of us." She winked at him.
The girl seemed to have struck a nerve, or whatever replacement Desman had for them, as his visor light seemed to brighten up a little. 'Holy crap, is she already making advances, this soon after I just woke up from the last?'
"I-I mean, it s-sounds nice and all, b-but..." He stuttered.
Victory crossed her dark lips in the form of a smile. She let him deal with that for a moment. "There's even more room when were wrapped up in each other like that.." She sounded like she was thinking out loud, but the direct eye contact between both eyeless Primes made it impossible to deny her blatant teasing. "I can always see how Jak feels about sharing a bed if it bothers you that much that I might have to sleep on the couch." After a pause to pull the pit out of her mouth politely instead of spitting it across the room, she added: "Did you want breakfast? I don't know what a cyborg built like yourself can and cannot do."
"That's pretty understandable, if you asked me about some random robot I wouldn't be able to tell you much about it either." Desman tried to joke, it just came off as desperate and cutely awkward. "Do you want me to help with anything..." though as soon as he asked, he immediately wished he hadn't as his mind flooded with all the ways that could be misinterpreted.
Indeed it could be and in many ways, and were. She didn't make the obvious comments. "Not at the moment, room service took care of everything. But if I think of something I'll let you know."
The robotic midget signed a breath of relief, almost wiping the sweat off his forehead before remembering he didn't have any. Leaning on the edge of the couch, he let himself sag as a new song came on. "In, The, Tall skyscrapers, of ancient japan..." With the awkwardness of before, it was nice to have something else to focus on. Maybe he was focusing a little too much as a gold glowing sphere shape starting appearing right in front of the radio.
As the ball dispersed, two groups of men were birthed out of it and onto the floor of the hotel room. One duo were definitely samurai, but the other one consisted on a ninja and a ...superhero? ... with a boner?
As all four opened their eyes, the samurai clothed in pink was the first to talk. "What is this place?" Arin said. It looked similar to the city they were just in, sure the big difference was it was still standing, but something felt weird.
Desman on the otherhand had finally realized what had happened. 'Omni did say anything, guess that means people too.' The robot walked up to the samurai duo, and held his hand out to pick them up. "We're in The Omniverse, long story. Short answer is that I seemed to have summoned you here."
The two imminently got down on there right knee, looking down and placing their weapons in front of themselves. "My lord." The robot was obviously startled by this but tried to keep his cool the best he could. "You obviously must be powerful to have teleported us from our Dystopian future, we are in your debt."
The so far quiet samurai looked back over his shoulder. "What is it Barry?" Arin asked, looking back himself, to see the scantily clad blue skinned woman behind the counter. The two immediately got into a fighting stance. "Stay back vial demon, we will not allow you to use your wicked spells on our lord!"
Ash has been watching this all go down curiously while still eating on the large amounts of quickly cooling food. She'd never tried to summon a person, of course she had no one worth summoning. Purposely or accidently.
When the attention was put back on her she didn't even flinch, but she did smile her famous devil's smile when the samurai threatened her. "You are a bit late to stop that." She teased, more Desman than the man with his hand on his weapon. Folding her fingers and sitting her chin in the hammock that they made.
"How dare you, you despicable..."
Des was about to interfere when the afro spandex guy butted in with singing.
"Everybody, Shut up!
I have an erection
Look at all it's glory, it's the only way
to stop this fight before peek escalation
This is more important than what you have to say!
Just stop your quarrel and look at my cock
look at the way it hops, pops and locks
I see your gonna' honor me with that sword/Please hold your applause"
And with that Arin swung his sword at the spandex wearing superhero. Suddenly the ninja threw a smoke bomb at the ground and avoided getting hit too, when the smoke cleared the room an obviously fake dummy dressed up to look like the singer was lying on the ground cut in half.
"Now what do you want me to do with the devil?" the leader of the samurai duo asked while turning to face said 'devil'.
"I don't want you to do anything with them, they're... they're someone special" Desman tried to explain.
The two samurai immediately bowed at their hips. "I am sorry my lord, my lady."
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Yuuka Kazami
es is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff