How [insert text] Are You?

[Guu]

Ebonywood Hellscyth: "How Goffic Are You?" You judge people on who's a goth and who's a poser. Your basis seems to be based on who looks the most like Gerard Way and can recite My Chemical Romance word for word. Also, you devote a paragraph every other judging to what entirely black outfit you're wearing at the moment.

Dane Regan: "How D&D Are You?" You judge people based on how well they fit in a d20 format. Sadly, 1 page in, the thread fails a saving throw and falls to the wayside.

Dust: “How Fuckable are you?” In a tragic turn of events, the source of your magic transfers to your penis. You try to make it work, but your life turns into an erotic dating sim. You can never come back from that…

Amber Vertz: “What Do You Take Me For, A Loser?” You judge people on how they judge you. Unfortunately, they judge you for your judgement. Then you judge them right back for judging your judgement. Then they judge you for judging their judging of your judgment. Then you achieve meta-enlightenment. There is no longer up or down, there is only judge heaven.
You were not allowed in though, judged poorly.

Clownpiece: *resists from reusing One Piece joke again*
“Would You Make a Scary Clown?” Being a noted cute clown, you claim yourself the authority on who would look good in clown make up. TBH, this would almost be a good thread to do… God, did I actually put out a genuine one? Holy shit. 0.0

Desman Black: “Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?” Seriously, what happened to that guy?