[E-Mail] Ash to Jaixe

[Ash]

From: Ash <shock_n_awe@...com>
To: Jaixe <Heartless@...com>

Subject: <Re: Re:> dante's abyss

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sorry, it took me a week to respond to this, i died.


yeah, i didn't include a good chunk of people because they didn't hold my attention the way the list of people did. the other contestants are in those files, so if you saw any of them that stood out, just send me a list and i'll update my to-do's.

i'm not here to bore you with that stuff though.


i was shot in the face by an ultramarine, death here is so invigorating~!! and the pain was so delicious...

yeah, before you write me off as insane, just listen. i have a point.

apparently, respawn takes 7 days, so if you have anything time sensitive going on i'd suggest not dying. for the most part, it was boring, so i also don't suggest it if you don't have anything to occupy your time with. and no, its not like that one idle game in the browser, no dinosaurs jumping for you while you wait. luckily for me, i had some manipulated version of my mother to keep me company. if that sounds like fond memories, it wasn't. again, let's skip the bullshit. point is i thought i'd inform you if you haven't experienced this yet.

secondly, the empire might have it out for me really soon. they warned me to stay out of coruscant, but that wouldn't be fun, would it? besides, higgs and a number of the contestants - last i checked - roam about there.



lastly, i've had the pleasure of being escorted around by jak - yes that one - this whole time. don't worry though, i've got him wrapped around my finger~! it wasn't even a challenge. he does have a friend i am working on, im sure there's something i can offer that will get me on good terms. he doesn't seem like the brightest, just has a strong sense of morality. *eye roll*

anyways, the reason im even bothering with this place is because jak said he had a secret to show me, and apparently, you feel like shit after respawning. i mean, that feels like cheap programming, but my stomach feels like its going to hurl itself out of my mouth at any point. so whatever programmers.. if it does maybe i'll send you a picture.

jak and his friend, desman btw, insisted we go to the beach. and who do you think i find there? gildarts, takezo, and dust. they had some other people, but only one worth noting. this molly girl. she claimed to be a hacker, i never got to confirm this, but it made me realize i might can utilize my cyberdeck. i'll explain that all another day. my point is:

whoever this molly girl is, she was really important to gildarts. like really important. enough to death glare anyone who jeopardized her precious little impressionable mind. (did I mention she's like fucking 10?)

oh yeah, and i got the low-down on gil straight from his own mouth. its so easy getting information out of these people its sinful!! long story short he's crazy powerful and always has been. the details are boring, but he thinks he can be a good guy. i want to shake his core so badly!! but he is still too powerful to fuck with. you should have seen what he did during story time. it was creepy and cool.

as well, takezo touched a little on existence crisis. don't know if that will be useful later but keeping our notes updated seems important.

finally, dust's behavior seemed the same. he's big, he's dumb, and he's cute. there was something about this one story that bothered him, but i'm not a phycologist so i couldn't tell you what or why.


i think that's everything. keep in touch.

don't be a grammar nazi
~Storm Demon


ps - that's a lot of talk about heartless. are you talking about the kingdom hearts stuff? like.. nobodies and keyblades? and you are saying you have a way of making heartless? hawt. let's talk about this later.