08-06-2017, 03:48 PM
Jak blushed drunkenly as he was able to walk with his own two feet as ash kept him up. " ugh... he continued until they all reached the fancy penthouse and desman slid the key. Jak found himself starting to get a headache and held himself up against the wall. He waited for Ash and Des to open the door when he saw the room "W...wow... Shit, this is great."
Entering the palace-like room, passing the pure white couches and shag rug combo seating area, Jak's bare feet slapped across the dark wood floor to the marble tiled kitchen and went straight to the fridge. He was looking for something cold to drink and got distracted by a glass bottle that looked a lot like the stuff he'd been drinking all night.
The man bent down and drunkenly stared at the stocked fridge's contents, grabbing one. "So mannnnny... To try.." He said, unscrewing the top and gulping it down. To his disappointment, it was non-alcoholic, and after a moment of waiting for it to kick in, he frowned. "No... No buzz." He tossed the glass behind him. Desman froze in horror at the idea of the drunk trashing the place already, but Ash's hand quickly caught the glass in mid air and was already moving towards the trash can with it.
None the wiser, Jak rummaged through the various flavors of pops, beers, and juices already present in the fridge for something with more of a kick. He hadn't drunk so much since his friend disappeared, what was his name again? "Anybody.. *Hic* ...waaaant some of my world's finest drinks?" He asked, having enough of not able to tell which drink was good or not. The long-eared man moved to the island and climbed into a chair.
"What kind of drinks?" Ash asked with a curl of her tail.
Summoning something he's had a million times would be easy, even drunk off his ass. When Jak's butt was firmly in the stool he summoned a beer bottle, the label in some language only he could read.
"Haven's best." He slurred, sliding it across the island at her. He gave her a kinky bartender wink, before summoning shot glasses full of some murky swirling hard liquor. One was pushed along the polished counter as he explained: "Eco shots."
You could see the exclamation mark appear above the bobbing orb that was Desman's antenna, but Ash's only reaction was to raise a brow with the obvious question on her face.
It took Jak a second to register it, only to let out a hardy drunk laugh. "It's not real Eco, guys." Jak then raises his hand and summons a simple glass. The inky substance looked a lot like the stuff the shots were made of, but held Ash's attention a lot more carefully. This was the real thing. Just as she was about to ask what he planned to do with it, the sludge took the form of a wobbly orb and lifted up in the air. The dark-Eco moves towards its master, Jak. "This is real eco."
It slowly began to melt and be absorbed into Jak's bare skin. He cocked another drunk smile. Des felt panic rise inside of him as the wastelander offered the floating ball to them both. "Anybody brave enough to at least try?"
Ash summons a straw and is already stabbing the eco, sucking it through the straw like a thick milkshake. It tasted awful, so she chases it with one of the shots he'd made. Jak's jaw dropped as he watched her consume it without hesitation, he may never be used to how outgoing this woman was. "Taste like jizz." She said a mere moment before a strange feeling came over her.
Like Jak's own transformation, blue electricity crackled around her as the eco reacted to her magical blood. Her form turned a bright red. They watched as it consumed her, and just as the two began to wonder if that was a bad idea, bright neon blue lights in the shape of her colorless eyes opened slowly. The horns on the sides of her head turn from red to blue, and after a flash of light, her body was back to normal except the glow and the crackling electricity.
Desman was left speechless while Ash grinned a wicked smile, and Jak felt the beast inside him purr at the sight of something so gorgeously dangerous. Her hair floats down and he watches as the glowing stops, and finally, the sparks subside.
Just like that though, Jak's memories of Tess and Daxter at a bar waiting for him with a drink to celebrate whatever shit hole he had to crawl out of at the time were the last thing on his mind. He summoned one last drink, something red and slug like, a 'bloody metal heads' as Daxter called it, and downed it for courage. It worked its magic on him quickly before he leaned on the table and arched his brows several times in the classical 'how you doin' sexy lady?' manner. It got a laugh out of her, and he reached out for her hand.
She took it with her own, and he leads her towards the back to one of those king-sized beds, stopping and letting her hand go to back up into the bed. He wasn't new at this flirting game, but he was still a novice. Ash didn't mind because her grin only grew as he backed up seductively. He rocked his hips side to side while his hands untied the draw string on his shorts and let them fall a little shorter on his body. Her tail flicked playfully and she was ready to follow.
Unfortunately for Jak, as soon as he cleared the door way the door snapped shut and he'd hear the door lock into place. On the other side, the one responsible, Desman called through. "Enough of that, Jaky. It's time you get some rest." He said, taking charge of the situation. Then he pointed to Ash. "And you, he's sick and in no position for that kind of.. 'activity'." He was about to shame her when two things happened. Ash pouted, then smiled like she'd found a new target for her lust; making Desman turn a deeper shade of red just before he heard Jak howl out in frustration. Next thing he knew, a pair of claws slid through the door like butter about 2 feet above his head.
*Gulp.*
Entering the palace-like room, passing the pure white couches and shag rug combo seating area, Jak's bare feet slapped across the dark wood floor to the marble tiled kitchen and went straight to the fridge. He was looking for something cold to drink and got distracted by a glass bottle that looked a lot like the stuff he'd been drinking all night.
The man bent down and drunkenly stared at the stocked fridge's contents, grabbing one. "So mannnnny... To try.." He said, unscrewing the top and gulping it down. To his disappointment, it was non-alcoholic, and after a moment of waiting for it to kick in, he frowned. "No... No buzz." He tossed the glass behind him. Desman froze in horror at the idea of the drunk trashing the place already, but Ash's hand quickly caught the glass in mid air and was already moving towards the trash can with it.
None the wiser, Jak rummaged through the various flavors of pops, beers, and juices already present in the fridge for something with more of a kick. He hadn't drunk so much since his friend disappeared, what was his name again? "Anybody.. *Hic* ...waaaant some of my world's finest drinks?" He asked, having enough of not able to tell which drink was good or not. The long-eared man moved to the island and climbed into a chair.
"What kind of drinks?" Ash asked with a curl of her tail.
Summoning something he's had a million times would be easy, even drunk off his ass. When Jak's butt was firmly in the stool he summoned a beer bottle, the label in some language only he could read.
"Haven's best." He slurred, sliding it across the island at her. He gave her a kinky bartender wink, before summoning shot glasses full of some murky swirling hard liquor. One was pushed along the polished counter as he explained: "Eco shots."
You could see the exclamation mark appear above the bobbing orb that was Desman's antenna, but Ash's only reaction was to raise a brow with the obvious question on her face.
It took Jak a second to register it, only to let out a hardy drunk laugh. "It's not real Eco, guys." Jak then raises his hand and summons a simple glass. The inky substance looked a lot like the stuff the shots were made of, but held Ash's attention a lot more carefully. This was the real thing. Just as she was about to ask what he planned to do with it, the sludge took the form of a wobbly orb and lifted up in the air. The dark-Eco moves towards its master, Jak. "This is real eco."
It slowly began to melt and be absorbed into Jak's bare skin. He cocked another drunk smile. Des felt panic rise inside of him as the wastelander offered the floating ball to them both. "Anybody brave enough to at least try?"
Ash summons a straw and is already stabbing the eco, sucking it through the straw like a thick milkshake. It tasted awful, so she chases it with one of the shots he'd made. Jak's jaw dropped as he watched her consume it without hesitation, he may never be used to how outgoing this woman was. "Taste like jizz." She said a mere moment before a strange feeling came over her.
Like Jak's own transformation, blue electricity crackled around her as the eco reacted to her magical blood. Her form turned a bright red. They watched as it consumed her, and just as the two began to wonder if that was a bad idea, bright neon blue lights in the shape of her colorless eyes opened slowly. The horns on the sides of her head turn from red to blue, and after a flash of light, her body was back to normal except the glow and the crackling electricity.
Desman was left speechless while Ash grinned a wicked smile, and Jak felt the beast inside him purr at the sight of something so gorgeously dangerous. Her hair floats down and he watches as the glowing stops, and finally, the sparks subside.
Just like that though, Jak's memories of Tess and Daxter at a bar waiting for him with a drink to celebrate whatever shit hole he had to crawl out of at the time were the last thing on his mind. He summoned one last drink, something red and slug like, a 'bloody metal heads' as Daxter called it, and downed it for courage. It worked its magic on him quickly before he leaned on the table and arched his brows several times in the classical 'how you doin' sexy lady?' manner. It got a laugh out of her, and he reached out for her hand.
She took it with her own, and he leads her towards the back to one of those king-sized beds, stopping and letting her hand go to back up into the bed. He wasn't new at this flirting game, but he was still a novice. Ash didn't mind because her grin only grew as he backed up seductively. He rocked his hips side to side while his hands untied the draw string on his shorts and let them fall a little shorter on his body. Her tail flicked playfully and she was ready to follow.
Unfortunately for Jak, as soon as he cleared the door way the door snapped shut and he'd hear the door lock into place. On the other side, the one responsible, Desman called through. "Enough of that, Jaky. It's time you get some rest." He said, taking charge of the situation. Then he pointed to Ash. "And you, he's sick and in no position for that kind of.. 'activity'." He was about to shame her when two things happened. Ash pouted, then smiled like she'd found a new target for her lust; making Desman turn a deeper shade of red just before he heard Jak howl out in frustration. Next thing he knew, a pair of claws slid through the door like butter about 2 feet above his head.
*Gulp.*
Quote:ECO - Jak and Daxter's mix for a good time.
BASE:
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1 oz Strawberry Rum
1/3rd di amore quattro orange (any orange liquor can be used)
Sprite (filler)
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Pour all ingredients in a short glass over ice
stir gently.
Top with the shot (See below)
enjoy
SHOTS:
Light ECO
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3/4th oz 99 bananas
¼th vodka
splash creme de coconut
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Dark ECO
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¼th Blue curacao
¼th Sloe Gin
½ hypnotiq
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Yellow ECO
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½ creme de bananas
½ wild turkey American honey
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Red ECO
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1/3rd Cinnamon fireball whiskey
1/3rd Cherry pucker
1/3rd Amaretto
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Blue ECO
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½ hypnotiq
½ captain Morgan
splash blue curacao
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Green ECO
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½ midori
½ pineapple rum
splash Sweet & sour mix
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Instructions for all shots:
Pour all ingredients into a shaker with ice
shake vigorously
strain into a shot glass
pour into the base cocktail
Enjoy
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Jak/Mar- Dynamite Kid/ DA 2018" (Translated text)
(Thanks Ezzy!)

