Kill the Numbers [Dark Data]

[Claptrap]

Claptrap let out a 'whoa' as he dropped from the Terremoto into the battleground below. He lifted himself up to see Kuzuru tearing a bloody path through the koopa army and decided to follow suit. The small robot summoned his shotgun and fired at the distracted turtles, scattering them like bowling pins. The koopas which didn't have their shells pierced by Hyperion firepower retracted into their shells and were sent flying.

After fully emptying his shotgun, Claptrap went to reload but was narrowly hit by a flying hammer. The robot paused, searching for where it came from, before his eye locked onto the group of hammerbros tossing hammers from safety at the back of the koopa army. "Well, I guess somebody's gotta do something about that." Claptrap mumbled as he skirted around the side of the koopa army, the turtles too distracted by Kuzuru transforming into a demonic bonfire to care about the relatively harmless looking robot.  

Claptrap reached the hammerbro line and snuck behind them just as they prepared to fire another volley, only to be disrupted by the loud boom of Claptrap's shotgun. The line of hammer throwing turtles turned and their eyes met on the robot holding a shotgun behind them. "Uh, hey there." Claptrap said sheepishly before unloading into the hammerbros, sending turtles flying with each pull of the trigger.

As the darklings advanced on the koopas, Bowser turned, wondering why the hammerbros had stopped firing. To his surprise, in the place of the hammerbros was Claptrap. The Koopa King roared in anger and started lumbering over to the robot, the ground seeming to shake with every step. Claptrap screamed a little as the giant reptile charged towards him, and turned tail. As he ran, he fumbled with the dark chip Kuzuru had given him. 

Claptrap inserted the chip into himself and gave the command to run it. "Are you sure about that?" Asked the voice of Hyperion. "That is not a registered Hyperion program. Running may cause malware, voided warranty or spontaneous combustion." "Uh, yes. Run the program." Claptrap said uneasily. He really didn't want to spontaneously combust. As Bowser began to draw close, the chip hummed with power from within the robot, and a Gatling gun formed itself onto the robot's arm.

The koopa king's eyes widened as he saw the gun, and Claptrap laughed maniacally as he revved it. Before Bowser could get away, Claptrap unloaded the Vulcan cannon into him, and a large portion of the koopa's back line. The stream of bullets was wildly inaccurate, but was so thick that it appeared that the air between Claptrap and the koopas had ignited. Before Claptrap's fun had finished, however, the cannon overheated and sputtered to a halt. "Dammit, don't stop now." Claptrap muttered to himself. 

In the time it was taking for the cannon to cool down, Bowser had retreated into the midst of the koopa army and roared something Claptrap didn't catch. It didn't take long for him to find out, however, when a chain chomp came barreling out of the koopa army towards Claptrap. The robot shrieked and started running twice as fast as he was before, making a break for the darkling line. 

The chain chomp's jaws opened right behind the robot, before lunging forward and swallowing him whole. The chain chomp was still for a moment, before a hail of bullets exploded out from its mouth, shattering its teeth. Claptrap pulled himself out of the monster, before turning to the koopa army once more and releasing another hail of bullets, this time from the darkling line, ready to consume the koopas in the firestorm of artillery.

Used DARK VULCAN dark chip: Dark Vulcan grants you a powerful, arm-mounted vulcan cannon. It has eight barrels. It takes two seconds to spin up and ready to fire, but when it does it unleashes a hellstorm of explosive shells, several thousand rounds per minute. After firing for 10 seconds straight, it will overheat and need 10 seconds to cooldown. Individually, the shots are not all that powerful, the explosions only having about a foot in diameter, and its accuracy is not spectacular beyond about ten meters, but sheer volume of fire makes up for that. The vulcan cannon has infinite ammunition, though only lasts for three minutes when triggered.

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