Guu - Threw down with Gilgamesh and won. Runs a kingdom. Has a gatling gun in my arm. Wrestled a bear and won. Manliest of men Gildarts is my side bitch next to god.
(Much apologies to Gilgamesh, Gildarts, and Omni. Trying to imitate the attitude of the thread.)
Isabelle: Competed in F Zero racing and won second despite never doing it before. Survived a bullet to the head through sheer endurance. Received a lapdance from a genuine catgirl stripper and took her home to her penthouse suite.
(Much apologies to Gilgamesh, Gildarts, and Omni. Trying to imitate the attitude of the thread.)
Isabelle: Competed in F Zero racing and won second despite never doing it before. Survived a bullet to the head through sheer endurance. Received a lapdance from a genuine catgirl stripper and took her home to her penthouse suite.
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