08-02-2017, 11:28 AM
Dawn:
Whoah! You're sort of like a ninja, but with out the ninja stealth stuff and with lots of guns instead. So... not really a ninja. Dunno where that came from. But it gives you cool points! The headphones and your whole theme you've got going works super well. And you have explosives! Even more bonus points for all the demon stuff.
Erika:
At first I thought, "nah, your outfit ain't cool", but I'm beginning to actually have some second thoughts here. You can probably go somewhere with it. Move and ability wise, similar to Dawn. The whole "two people in one body" also gives you some bonus points.
In conclusion (combined ranking): 8/10 - Guns and Explosions. Demon stuff. A katana. Two people in one body. But you're still missing out on the top tier of cool stuff. More flames. More lightning. More wow! You know what'd totally be cool? You summoning a big dragon or demon or something to just smash everything! I dunno if you'd be great sidekick material though, maybe a friend. Can we be friends? Please?
Cell:
Cool lasers and stuff. But you're kinda gross. Eww. Please don't touch me.
In conclusion: 3/10 - Come back when you're "perfect", whatever that means.
Aquamarine:
Come back when you've got an appearance on your roster.
Provisional score, no fire or anything cool. Just a bit of ice I guess: 1/10
Dust:
Wolf guy, huh? That's pretty cool. I prefer cats, but I guess you've got something going. I can't really say much else. I guess you can do some running and jumping stuff... and please put on some clothes. Like a shirt. Or anything...
In conclusion: 3.5/10 - Wolfs are cool but that's all you've got going for you. I'm going to pretend... erm... that the other move you have doesn't exist. Come back when you've got darkness and fire or something. And maybe when you can actually transform into a big (super cool) wolf.
Jak:
You don't really look that cool normally, but you've got some lasers. Dark Jak is pretty epic though. So is that big slam move. Besides that, I don't have a lot else to say. Nothing stands out.
In conclusion: 4.5/10 - Get some fire, more explosions, lighting, and a super epic darkness move or assist. Like raising an army of shadows! And get yourself a better outfit, man. The blue-brown thing is kinda lame.
Marcus:
You look like a person, but you've actually got robot stuff? Isn't that kind of a waste? Embrace your robot powers! Why look like a human when you can look like a big black/silver robot thing with red eyes and stuff? Who needs a heart when you could have a massive laser beam shoot out your chest?!
In conclusion: 5/10 - Kinda like Vision mixed with Dawn, but without any of the wow! Although you probably would make a reasonable sidekick, I'd just have to train you a bit.
Serraph Quarrere:
Suits can actually be surprisingly cool sometimes, and I have to say, you rock yours fairly well. Also, you're the only person so far to get the fabulous bonus points for having a really cool name! I dunno what it is about it specifically, but I kinda like the way it rolls over my tongue. You can also copy my moves, and the whole smart guy thing with the glasses is working out for you. Besides that though, you need some more on your resume (roster).
In conclusion: 6.6/10 - When I first glanced at you, I expected a 2 or 3. You surprised me a bit there. I reckon if you can provide some witty or smart comments you'd make a great sidekick. To be cooler though, you've gotta work for it. Maybe get a move that makes all your allies burst into flames. You heard me right: allies. They don't have to be damaging, but they'd look totally cool! And when people look cool they feel good and morale improves! And it could even scare the enemies you're fighting as well if you wanted to upgrade it further! If you want something more short-term, consider for now just making one ally (within 12ft) set on fire for a while and get a morale boost from how cool it looks. You could even change the fire colour or something per person or as you feel like it!
Cirno:
Your outfit isn't that cool. I don't like the whole blue and white thing. I guess the blue is needed for your ice, but scrap the white. I'm not really a fan of cold things, and most really light colours are boring, but you've got an ice explosion thing which is cool.
In conclusion: 2/10 - Adorable little ice fairy girl. This is not the type of cool I'm looking for. Ice can still be awesome though. There is still hope! Get yourself a big scythe made out of ice, and a "coldfire" move where you set people on fire but instead of being hot it's super cold. Obviously, it'd look blue or something like that, and maybe it'd slow them down or just do some damage.
Chara:
You can teleport, which is cool. And do a shield thing. Your outfit is boring.
In conclusion: 1/10 - Needs more fire. Get yourself a cool cloak or something like me. You're never too young to start rocking that stuff. Maybe get the power of invisibility to go with it. So you can disappear into the darkness and teleport away! Or teleport into the darkness and sneak about!
Jade:
Green eyes. Potential black outfit. Ding ding ding! Bonus points! Rocking those glasses as well, girl. And you can fly, teleport, go through walls, and read people's minds! And you've got dog ears, awesome! (Cat ears would be better tho) Bang! is awesome, and most of your moveset is as well.
In conclusion: 8.1/10 - Great! You're sorta like a mini-me that went on a power buying shopping spree. Get yourself a scythe, some proper good fire, and a cloak with a hood, then you could be rocking the 10/10 threshold. Sadly, I can't take you as my sidekick. You've already got your own! (The doggo). Let's just be friends instead.
Ogong:
Elemental fighting martial arts guy. Cool! I'm loving your spells. You could definitely do better for the outfit. And as much as I like red, your hair looks kinda dump.
In conclusion: 6.5/10 - Good points for the elemental spells, but you need to start using some abstract ones. Like the darkness! Maybe even get a cool elemental golem to fight by your side! Lastly, you're really missing out. I know using weeb symbols for spells can be kinda cool, but come on man! You've gotta have a totally sick spell incantation that sounds epic! And maybe even rhymes! Focusing for a few seconds is boooorrrinnng.
Summer:
Rocking that mystery weeb guy look, man. Which is pretty cool. I appreciate puns, so keep making those terrible weather jokes. And the lightning is pretty awesome. Whips aren't that cool though. Get a katana, man. Go full weeb. I'm a fan of your air/wind based stuff, but you can definitely do better.
Sonny:
Whoah! That "ha, get rekt scrub u can't hit me" move is brilliant. Even if people can still kinda hit you. Otherwise, similar to Summer.
In conclusion (combined ranking): 6/10 - A cool mystery guy. But you'd totally make a good sidekick while I "accidentally" draw all the ranged attacks towards us. Get yourself a proper fireball attack. Or a lightning-ball. A super big explosion. You know you want to. Or even get a wind spirit ally to help you out.
Gaston:
I dunno. You're a big manly man with big manly man muscles. I guess a cloak like mine wouldn't suit you. And your moves aren't that cool. All you've really got going for ya is your big manly man body with its big manly man muscles. Or a kangaroo impression, I guess.
In conclusion: 2.5/10 - Get yourself some fire and explosions. Why not make even your punches cause explosions! And make your gun shoot lightning! Also, get a black leather jacket or something like that. Your wardrobe needs improvements. I guess you could be like my minion or something. Maybe carry me places? Yeah. You can be my minion. Maybe one day you'll get cooler.
Whoah! You're sort of like a ninja, but with out the ninja stealth stuff and with lots of guns instead. So... not really a ninja. Dunno where that came from. But it gives you cool points! The headphones and your whole theme you've got going works super well. And you have explosives! Even more bonus points for all the demon stuff.
Erika:
At first I thought, "nah, your outfit ain't cool", but I'm beginning to actually have some second thoughts here. You can probably go somewhere with it. Move and ability wise, similar to Dawn. The whole "two people in one body" also gives you some bonus points.
In conclusion (combined ranking): 8/10 - Guns and Explosions. Demon stuff. A katana. Two people in one body. But you're still missing out on the top tier of cool stuff. More flames. More lightning. More wow! You know what'd totally be cool? You summoning a big dragon or demon or something to just smash everything! I dunno if you'd be great sidekick material though, maybe a friend. Can we be friends? Please?
Cell:
Cool lasers and stuff. But you're kinda gross. Eww. Please don't touch me.
In conclusion: 3/10 - Come back when you're "perfect", whatever that means.
Aquamarine:
Come back when you've got an appearance on your roster.
Provisional score, no fire or anything cool. Just a bit of ice I guess: 1/10
Dust:
Wolf guy, huh? That's pretty cool. I prefer cats, but I guess you've got something going. I can't really say much else. I guess you can do some running and jumping stuff... and please put on some clothes. Like a shirt. Or anything...
In conclusion: 3.5/10 - Wolfs are cool but that's all you've got going for you. I'm going to pretend... erm... that the other move you have doesn't exist. Come back when you've got darkness and fire or something. And maybe when you can actually transform into a big (super cool) wolf.
Jak:
You don't really look that cool normally, but you've got some lasers. Dark Jak is pretty epic though. So is that big slam move. Besides that, I don't have a lot else to say. Nothing stands out.
In conclusion: 4.5/10 - Get some fire, more explosions, lighting, and a super epic darkness move or assist. Like raising an army of shadows! And get yourself a better outfit, man. The blue-brown thing is kinda lame.
Marcus:
You look like a person, but you've actually got robot stuff? Isn't that kind of a waste? Embrace your robot powers! Why look like a human when you can look like a big black/silver robot thing with red eyes and stuff? Who needs a heart when you could have a massive laser beam shoot out your chest?!
In conclusion: 5/10 - Kinda like Vision mixed with Dawn, but without any of the wow! Although you probably would make a reasonable sidekick, I'd just have to train you a bit.
Serraph Quarrere:
Suits can actually be surprisingly cool sometimes, and I have to say, you rock yours fairly well. Also, you're the only person so far to get the fabulous bonus points for having a really cool name! I dunno what it is about it specifically, but I kinda like the way it rolls over my tongue. You can also copy my moves, and the whole smart guy thing with the glasses is working out for you. Besides that though, you need some more on your resume (roster).
In conclusion: 6.6/10 - When I first glanced at you, I expected a 2 or 3. You surprised me a bit there. I reckon if you can provide some witty or smart comments you'd make a great sidekick. To be cooler though, you've gotta work for it. Maybe get a move that makes all your allies burst into flames. You heard me right: allies. They don't have to be damaging, but they'd look totally cool! And when people look cool they feel good and morale improves! And it could even scare the enemies you're fighting as well if you wanted to upgrade it further! If you want something more short-term, consider for now just making one ally (within 12ft) set on fire for a while and get a morale boost from how cool it looks. You could even change the fire colour or something per person or as you feel like it!
Cirno:
Your outfit isn't that cool. I don't like the whole blue and white thing. I guess the blue is needed for your ice, but scrap the white. I'm not really a fan of cold things, and most really light colours are boring, but you've got an ice explosion thing which is cool.
In conclusion: 2/10 - Adorable little ice fairy girl. This is not the type of cool I'm looking for. Ice can still be awesome though. There is still hope! Get yourself a big scythe made out of ice, and a "coldfire" move where you set people on fire but instead of being hot it's super cold. Obviously, it'd look blue or something like that, and maybe it'd slow them down or just do some damage.
Chara:
You can teleport, which is cool. And do a shield thing. Your outfit is boring.
In conclusion: 1/10 - Needs more fire. Get yourself a cool cloak or something like me. You're never too young to start rocking that stuff. Maybe get the power of invisibility to go with it. So you can disappear into the darkness and teleport away! Or teleport into the darkness and sneak about!
Jade:
Green eyes. Potential black outfit. Ding ding ding! Bonus points! Rocking those glasses as well, girl. And you can fly, teleport, go through walls, and read people's minds! And you've got dog ears, awesome! (Cat ears would be better tho) Bang! is awesome, and most of your moveset is as well.
In conclusion: 8.1/10 - Great! You're sorta like a mini-me that went on a power buying shopping spree. Get yourself a scythe, some proper good fire, and a cloak with a hood, then you could be rocking the 10/10 threshold. Sadly, I can't take you as my sidekick. You've already got your own! (The doggo). Let's just be friends instead.
Ogong:
Elemental fighting martial arts guy. Cool! I'm loving your spells. You could definitely do better for the outfit. And as much as I like red, your hair looks kinda dump.
In conclusion: 6.5/10 - Good points for the elemental spells, but you need to start using some abstract ones. Like the darkness! Maybe even get a cool elemental golem to fight by your side! Lastly, you're really missing out. I know using weeb symbols for spells can be kinda cool, but come on man! You've gotta have a totally sick spell incantation that sounds epic! And maybe even rhymes! Focusing for a few seconds is boooorrrinnng.
Summer:
Rocking that mystery weeb guy look, man. Which is pretty cool. I appreciate puns, so keep making those terrible weather jokes. And the lightning is pretty awesome. Whips aren't that cool though. Get a katana, man. Go full weeb. I'm a fan of your air/wind based stuff, but you can definitely do better.
Sonny:
Whoah! That "ha, get rekt scrub u can't hit me" move is brilliant. Even if people can still kinda hit you. Otherwise, similar to Summer.
In conclusion (combined ranking): 6/10 - A cool mystery guy. But you'd totally make a good sidekick while I "accidentally" draw all the ranged attacks towards us. Get yourself a proper fireball attack. Or a lightning-ball. A super big explosion. You know you want to. Or even get a wind spirit ally to help you out.
Gaston:
I dunno. You're a big manly man with big manly man muscles. I guess a cloak like mine wouldn't suit you. And your moves aren't that cool. All you've really got going for ya is your big manly man body with its big manly man muscles. Or a kangaroo impression, I guess.
In conclusion: 2.5/10 - Get yourself some fire and explosions. Why not make even your punches cause explosions! And make your gun shoot lightning! Also, get a black leather jacket or something like that. Your wardrobe needs improvements. I guess you could be like my minion or something. Maybe carry me places? Yeah. You can be my minion. Maybe one day you'll get cooler.