Make-Out Master

[Dust]

THE VISION
What is with all the cold lips? Well.. Okay. So he's actually a really good kisser! Took a bit for him to get into things, and I think even he was surprised.

9/10 - Would not kiss in the snow.

No real advice I can give.

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AMMY(The Hoomanz)
[Insert incoherent scribbles as Ammy walks in]

10/10 [more incoherent scribbles]

Writer's advice Advice: Go get that Dust, GO GET THAT!!!

UNDYNE
Very intimidating, kind of scary. But really passionate! No words just grabbed me and kissed me. Pretty sure she gets me, a kiss is just a kiss. That or she has no idea what's going on.

7/10 - Would Kiss again. (15+ Seconds)

Get a little experience under your belt, technique is key but keep that attitude.

MALON
Real cute, really shy. High expectations.

4/10 - Can kiss again.

I blame myself for thinking she was going to be great. Get some experience, I am available for lessons.

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CELL
Not... Sure what happened. Just starting to get into it when the guards had to pull him off and take him away. Super confident though. His opening line was 'Are you ready to kiss Perfection?'

4/10 - Awkward kiss. Not sure if I would kiss again.

Usopp
Kind of odd, seemed nervous and seemed almost forced to do this either through a dare or bribe. Really good kisser.

8/10 - Would kiss again. (15 Seconds max)

Go get a girl or like 5. You are wasting your potential on me.

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Ebondywood
Another shy girl and hot girl, but no expectations made because of last time. She seemed very surprised by my approach and I felt bad because I think this is her first kiss.

5/10 - Would kiss again. (for at least 3 seconds)

Your technique feels like it comes from a romance novel, which I can match all day and give you that. But other guys would wonder what you are doing. My advice is read fewer books and live more life.

Dane
So this manly guy who looks like he belongs on one of those romance novels strides up and gives me a good one on the lips. I am thrown off a little bit, but I have a job to do.

9/10 - Would kiss again (15+ Seconds please)

I have no idea what just happened, but I approve.

[Dane's Sexy Rating(See Ash for details) goes up to a 6/10]