Video Game Atrocities and Altruism

[Ezrihel]

Yea, seriously.

I keep all those fucks alive in every Mass Effect game.

I never let my space babs die. I'm too attached. I won't play the 3rd game because I can't choose between Tali or Legion. Breaks my heart man.

As for the evil shit, oh fucking boy.

I'm the most evil in Skyrim (and ark but we'll get to that later). Say in skyrim I was wondering around and an NPC really just irked me in town. Well, I'd set to sneakily following them around for about a week or so IC, stalking them, learning all their schedules and quirks. Then, on the dawn of the seventh day (always the seventh day, I'm never late) I'd make a dagger that matched my feelings on the NPC and name it after them. That night when they were alone or sleeping, typically at around 4 am, I'd get into their house (had already lockpicked and produced a key copy), cast soul trap on them and then murder them with the dagger I'd named after them.

I'd then stuff their body in a corner or under a table, maybe behind some boxes, or what have yous. I'd leave the house and as soon as possible (typically at daybreak) enchant the dagger with their black soul gem and throw it into a drawer somewhere because I already have mad loot.

I think the worst time I did this was when Braith's mother effectively pissed me off. I killed her with my bow and propped her corpse up in a chair and left a book on the table in front of her. I did this so Braith and her husband could see the crime as soon as they walked in. I also killed Nazeem and left him in the fire pit of the Bannered Mare's main room. The entire Inn watched him burn that night and I had myself a dazzling new enchanted necklace.

Also any random NPC travellers on the road that aren't the Bard or the Merchants? I'm killing them. I specifically look for NPCs travelling to solitude for the wedding because they usually have some good stuff on them. I always strip them of their fancy clothes and dump them in the nearest body of water.

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In Ark I'm one of those asshole raiders. Don't leave things unlocked, don't build out of thatch. Put a fucking roof on your house for god's sake. I will ninja into your house, I will take the things I want and I will dump the rest on the floor to despawn. I will break all the containers, your mortars and pestles, your well worked for smithy. Your dinos aren't an issue- I'll kite something into your base to handle them when I'm done ruining your day. I'll take your body and drag it into the water and feed you to the sarcos or just watch you drown. I collect Specimen Implants as trophies in PvP.

And I love to revisit people who cry about it in the world chat. I'll listen to you complain, I might even give you some supplies to help you rebuild.

And when you sign out for the night I'll do it all over again.

Because if you're stupid enough for me to raid you without effort (seriously I don't put much effort into raiding) you deserve to be raided. //end evilness