Beach Filler Episode (OPEN)

[Desman Black]

As Desman walked to get some food, he could have probably figured out what was happening if he thought about it, but he didn't, and even if he did he still probably would've gone and let Jak have his playtime, but let's stop focusing on what could've happened and instead focus on what is happening.

The line had to be long, that's what Ash said, the problem was, the problem was that there were no lines, anywhere. Everyone was too busy crowding around a game of Vollyball, so he decided to get candy floss... except the stall was completely empty besides a sign that said "The owner of this cart has been arrested, due to return in 5 minutes. NEVER!!!"

'Seriously.' The robot gives a sigh before just going to the closest food place, he could just explain the situation to his comrades later. "What do you have?"

"Well, we have this new 'hard lemonade' and it's selling like hotcakes." says the old dude with a beard that went all the way down to his feet casually. "We only have this singular bottle and the free sample jug left, do you want a try?"

"Sure." Desman says, grabbing the small plastic cup as soon as it's filled up. "That's actually pretty good. Also, your lying."

"What?"

"I said your lying, you have various packs of that drink in your stall."

"H-How could you tell?" The shopkeeper asks though whisper into where he assumed the midgets 'ear' would be.

"Well," Des explains in the cockiest accent he could muster. "1. My sonar can detect body shapes, which includes that of an inanimate object, and 2. you just told me."

The old man just groans that this comment. "So how many do you want?"

"Two packets please."

"Anything else, Sherlock?"

"I wouldn't mind some food."

"Here, have this 3l tub of Ice-cream on the house, now leave please."

"Don't you want the money for the dr-"

"JUST LEAVE!!!"

~~~15 mins later~~~

Des has by now summoned a towel to sit on, and a picnic set-up near the volley-ball game. The robot recognized some of them from Dante's Abyss, and judging by how she was with Jak, maybe she'd get distracted by them and he could finally talk to the eco-warrior about what happened during those forgotten times, they were quite hot males after all. In fact, if he was gay, Des would probably kiss them, who is he kidding, if the opportunity arrived he would probably kiss them anyway. Why did those last two thoughts sound like they were foreshadowing something, oh well.

And Des probably thought the dog was cute in that swimsuit too.