07-23-2017, 12:30 PM
I had a weird dream. So I was a kid, in the USSR at presumably the time of the cold war. I had gotten there with my sister (maybe; I don't have a sister irl) who had a time machine book. So for some reason I decided I wanted to help the USSR and make Stalin happy. So I was with Stalin for some reason, and he made me and my (probably) sister do some stuff I don't remember. Then like, he asked us the date, and my sister told him but I said I didn't know, and for some reason he was happy that I didn't know I guess? So he tells me to go upstairs (we were in a really weird modern-type house) and that there's a job up there. I get up there, Stalin is nowhere, but there's some officer or something? So the officer gives me a bottle, and tells me to drink it, says it's poison but it's expired so I'm okay. I don't wanna drink it so he grabs a syringe and injects himself, making him get all bulked up (think Roshi from Dragon Ball). I run away, and I don't remember what happens next, but it ends up with me as an actor on Star Trek and I have to play with a dolphin.

