Dark on the Waters [Dark Data]

[Freeza]

Riding upon waves of fluffy white cloud, a spaceship hovercraft zoomed, trailing wisps of skimming sky behind the rocket's scorching boosters.

"That was the worst!" the young galactic patrolman frowned, "I can't believe I got roped into this one. If only the commander wasn't so scary I wouldn't have to do any of this... But I really don't wanna be killed by her..."

Jaco would rather face a million "Darklings" than the commander's fists alone. Plus he could run away from the battle and tell her the mission failed, he couldn't do that if he was being strangled to death by her. Ahhh yeah, super elite logic was good when it saved your life.

On the radio was the feed of information, which continued, "The forefront of the invading brigade has just decimated Blue Flame Island. If this keeps up, Sabaody Archipelago will be next... Information, like aid, is limited. Please if anyone is able..."

Jaco cut off the human reporter with a quick tap of his high-tech glowing buttons. It sounded really bad. Jaco felt the jitterbug of nerves and desperate grasp for hope squeeze his inside with fear.

"There!" His yellow eyes didn't miss a thing despite the galactic speed he was traveling at, the jets on his craft immediately ceased to a sputtering halt and the tiny-framed alien was held from the glass dome by the ribbons of his seatbelt.

"Whew!" He exclaimed as he survived the violent hurdle of dangerously stopping mid-flight.  

Adjusting the modules and controls of the ship. He plunged from the sky, rocketing toward the ground with his super elite navigating skills!

With his supremely awesome landing which spar wind and dirt from the boosters. But just what had he spied that had made him cease his flight toward the ruthless massacre he was approaching so swiftly?

Really, any type of excuse to get him out of this battle or procrastinate his joining was something he would've leapt at. But this one was one of his best ideas yet.

A prime meat shield would double the cowardly alien's chances of survival. He'd spotted the male human-looking prime speaking to a storm trooper. Plus recruiting another for the cause would make him look great to the commander. Increasing their forces against evil and helping, basically, the entire Omniverse Galaxy. He didn't even care if it helped his side's chances. Not that they needed it, with a super elite on their side. Still, logic, self-preservation, and the desire for survival overwhelmed him.

The unabashed Jaco raised the tightly sealed dome overhead with a press of a button and boinked out like a toy on a spring.

"I am Jaco! Super Elite Galactic Patrolman! Hero of the Galaxy!" Jaco felt himself going into his classic, stunning pose and had to hold off, "Ah I forgot I can't do the hero's pose anymore, it's too epic for your human eyes! Ahaha!"

Jaco boasted a smile and did a different pose, one that also pointed to the stars while the two humanoids looked at the alien who was about half as short as them, had purple skin and was super skinny. The puny alien didn't look like it meant to be a threat so the storm trooper lowered his rifle.

"You there, human prime!" The alien exclaimed in his funny-sounding voice, "I have a proposition for you!"