07-18-2017, 02:31 PM
"A... Kiss?" His eyes widened with shock and realization that Gildarts had indeed walked into Dust's kissing booth. His eyes narrowed, "No. I don't want a kiss! You made out with a little girl! Don't you see how wrong that is?"
"I asked him to Gilly!" Molly intruded. Well he'd at least managed to have a moment alone with Dust. "This isn't fair, you can ground me later but right now Dust has customers!"
"We're the only ones in line now Molly," Gil pointed out and turned back to Dust. "You can't just go around kissing children! That isn't PG thirteen or age appropriate! Plus you're running one of these things which means you could have a transferable virus after all the kisses! I don't think Molly's had... The talk from Guu yet."
"Hm? What talk?" Molly asked, dumbfounded.
"See!!!" Gil was panicking. Guu would be mad at him. He had to make this stick.
"Gil are you married? And Molly is your adopted kid?!!" Dust assumed with a frantic gulp. "I didn't think you had it in you. Course, you probably don't wear a wedding band because it would slide off your silver hand. I never realized! This "Guu" is she your wife?"
Gildarts blinked. "Wha- Molly is..." he didn't know how to classify her without losing his point, "Yeah basically. But Princess Guu and I aren't married. Anyway, back to the point. You can't just go around kissing children! It's bad for their development and growth and gives them the wrong idea! Also, you didn't even clean your lips between people! Sexually Transmitted Diseases are a real thing! Only my magic makes me immune!"
"U-uh immune?" There were multiple layers to this conversation, but that was an intriguing statement. "You can't get sick?"
"Don't jinx it!" Gil joked, "the Malefactor told me my new body might be able to, but in Earthland I was- hey wait... don't distract me, I won't be swayed so easily now that I'm cured and I'm mad at you. Apologize and promise never to kiss kids again!"
"Cured? So you were sick!" Dust received a deathly looking glare, "U-uh... Sorry?" Dust was cornered by the strongest mage, "And if we are getting into technicalities she paid me to kiss her."
"You think... That makes it better?" Gil's eye twitched. "My Molly will not be reduced to paying for your services!"
"Don't be mean Gilly, ground me instead, plus it was totally worth it," Molly said, a rouge hue still forming upon her cheeks as she was in the presence of her first kiss.
Gildarts picked up Dust and slung him over his shoulder like a sweat-filled towel. One jump and Gildarts was in the air, blinded by the collapse of the cloth tent over his face and body. Another jump, platformed as a boosting piece of warped gravity in the sky and both of the shirtless Primes had shed the layer of tent, below them was the sandy dunes of the Vasty beach. In one swift motion Gildarts straightened Dust to a stand and with a dash of magic to loosen the condensed beach, pushed the sable haired Lucan into the sand.
Completely buried, save his head.
Gildarts landed firmly on his feet. "You're in time out, Dust. I'll come back when you've thought about what you've done!" Gildarts smacked his hands clean of the sandy filth and strode back to the boardwalk assumably to retrieve Molly, who had snuck up around the two Primes. She was now facing the head of Dust.
"I'm sorry I got you in trouble," Molly said with a girlish pout. Blush still delicately tainting her cheeks like little dew covered roses.
"Aww that's okay, I'm sure Gildarts is just doing what he thinks is right... I think. Even if it gets sand in my trunks.... But does this mean you'll dig me out?" Dust asked Molly with shimmering hope in his eyes.
"Oh uh, no. I'm not defying Gildarts who's already mad at me. Plus, you look cute with your head in the sand. I'll provide you with my company though, if you'll have it." The girl said with a kind smile.
Dust blinked, "That sounds nice. Just don't get caught." The kissing male winked.
"Also I managed to nab these before I came down here!" Molly revealed the cones of cotton candy and placed one firmly upright in the sand in front of Dust's nose. His mouth watered.
This punishment was patience training mixed with the sweetness of reward for his hard work. In other words, cotton candy and time spent with a kind, adorable little girl even while buried in the sand, wasn't so bad after all. Now this was a true vacation.
Gildarts smiled from his perch on the boardwalk as Molly extended cotton candy to Dust. That was more like it.
All was mostly in order. Gildarts let a smile form across his lips as he thought about how some people's lips got them into trouble, and others got them out of it.
The tent was gone and the tip jar was ringing as Gildarts jingled it. He'd have to guard Dust's well-earned money and return it to him later.
"Eh-hem, excuse me is this were the kissing booth is?" a beautiful woman with shimmering eyes asked as Gildarts turned around, realizing that the wooden frame was still attached and the sign still readable. Gildarts dropped the tip jar on the desk platform and a smile grew on his lips.
Gildarts, father, Ace of Fairy Tail, King of Destruction, and now...
King of the Kissing Booth.
"I asked him to Gilly!" Molly intruded. Well he'd at least managed to have a moment alone with Dust. "This isn't fair, you can ground me later but right now Dust has customers!"
"We're the only ones in line now Molly," Gil pointed out and turned back to Dust. "You can't just go around kissing children! That isn't PG thirteen or age appropriate! Plus you're running one of these things which means you could have a transferable virus after all the kisses! I don't think Molly's had... The talk from Guu yet."
"Hm? What talk?" Molly asked, dumbfounded.
"See!!!" Gil was panicking. Guu would be mad at him. He had to make this stick.
"Gil are you married? And Molly is your adopted kid?!!" Dust assumed with a frantic gulp. "I didn't think you had it in you. Course, you probably don't wear a wedding band because it would slide off your silver hand. I never realized! This "Guu" is she your wife?"
Gildarts blinked. "Wha- Molly is..." he didn't know how to classify her without losing his point, "Yeah basically. But Princess Guu and I aren't married. Anyway, back to the point. You can't just go around kissing children! It's bad for their development and growth and gives them the wrong idea! Also, you didn't even clean your lips between people! Sexually Transmitted Diseases are a real thing! Only my magic makes me immune!"
"U-uh immune?" There were multiple layers to this conversation, but that was an intriguing statement. "You can't get sick?"
"Don't jinx it!" Gil joked, "the Malefactor told me my new body might be able to, but in Earthland I was- hey wait... don't distract me, I won't be swayed so easily now that I'm cured and I'm mad at you. Apologize and promise never to kiss kids again!"
"Cured? So you were sick!" Dust received a deathly looking glare, "U-uh... Sorry?" Dust was cornered by the strongest mage, "And if we are getting into technicalities she paid me to kiss her."
"You think... That makes it better?" Gil's eye twitched. "My Molly will not be reduced to paying for your services!"
"Don't be mean Gilly, ground me instead, plus it was totally worth it," Molly said, a rouge hue still forming upon her cheeks as she was in the presence of her first kiss.
Gildarts picked up Dust and slung him over his shoulder like a sweat-filled towel. One jump and Gildarts was in the air, blinded by the collapse of the cloth tent over his face and body. Another jump, platformed as a boosting piece of warped gravity in the sky and both of the shirtless Primes had shed the layer of tent, below them was the sandy dunes of the Vasty beach. In one swift motion Gildarts straightened Dust to a stand and with a dash of magic to loosen the condensed beach, pushed the sable haired Lucan into the sand.
Completely buried, save his head.
Gildarts landed firmly on his feet. "You're in time out, Dust. I'll come back when you've thought about what you've done!" Gildarts smacked his hands clean of the sandy filth and strode back to the boardwalk assumably to retrieve Molly, who had snuck up around the two Primes. She was now facing the head of Dust.
"I'm sorry I got you in trouble," Molly said with a girlish pout. Blush still delicately tainting her cheeks like little dew covered roses.
"Aww that's okay, I'm sure Gildarts is just doing what he thinks is right... I think. Even if it gets sand in my trunks.... But does this mean you'll dig me out?" Dust asked Molly with shimmering hope in his eyes.
"Oh uh, no. I'm not defying Gildarts who's already mad at me. Plus, you look cute with your head in the sand. I'll provide you with my company though, if you'll have it." The girl said with a kind smile.
Dust blinked, "That sounds nice. Just don't get caught." The kissing male winked.
"Also I managed to nab these before I came down here!" Molly revealed the cones of cotton candy and placed one firmly upright in the sand in front of Dust's nose. His mouth watered.
This punishment was patience training mixed with the sweetness of reward for his hard work. In other words, cotton candy and time spent with a kind, adorable little girl even while buried in the sand, wasn't so bad after all. Now this was a true vacation.
Gildarts smiled from his perch on the boardwalk as Molly extended cotton candy to Dust. That was more like it.
All was mostly in order. Gildarts let a smile form across his lips as he thought about how some people's lips got them into trouble, and others got them out of it.
The tent was gone and the tip jar was ringing as Gildarts jingled it. He'd have to guard Dust's well-earned money and return it to him later.
"Eh-hem, excuse me is this were the kissing booth is?" a beautiful woman with shimmering eyes asked as Gildarts turned around, realizing that the wooden frame was still attached and the sign still readable. Gildarts dropped the tip jar on the desk platform and a smile grew on his lips.
Gildarts, father, Ace of Fairy Tail, King of Destruction, and now...
King of the Kissing Booth.
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