07-13-2017, 06:45 PM
As the pair sat down at a soba noodles shop, a man in all sky blue spandex walked across the beach in a trenchcoat. He approached the dog as she’s horking down a bunch of noodles. She froze in place as she felt the gun barrel against the back of her head.
“Don’t move, Isabelle, or should I say, Who Let the Dogs Out?” Spoke the man in a deep, threatening tone.
“Who is this?”
“Twitter Security.” He said coldly, as if he was a cop in a thriller detective series.
“Izzy? Who is it?” Said Rosie, looking up from her noodles as she’s scooping up a bunch in her mouth. She saw the gun and her eyes bulged, she fell out of her seat into the pavement below! “He’s got a gun!”
A nearby woman screams, the shop owner has the her palms over her mouth in horror. The Twitter guy simply continued.
“I have you on counts of making a troll account and causing a flame war on false pretenses. That’s a bannable offense.”
“Co-come on! Let her off the cook!” Pleaded Rosie. “I mean, who isn’t guilty of that sort of thing?”
The guy gave her a twisted look that caused the cat to scooch back a bit on the spot.
“That’s right, Rosie, I have you on a report of hate speech.”
“I did no such thing! My ex reported me out of revenge!”
“It is not my place to make the call, I only carry it out. But I will deal with you later.” He turned it’s attention towards Izzy. “Do you have any last words?”
This was bad. She knew she would survive the bullet, but Rosie was now at risk. She didn’t know what to do. She didn’t know how to get out of this.
“Don’t move, Isabelle, or should I say, Who Let the Dogs Out?” Spoke the man in a deep, threatening tone.
“Who is this?”
“Twitter Security.” He said coldly, as if he was a cop in a thriller detective series.
“Izzy? Who is it?” Said Rosie, looking up from her noodles as she’s scooping up a bunch in her mouth. She saw the gun and her eyes bulged, she fell out of her seat into the pavement below! “He’s got a gun!”
A nearby woman screams, the shop owner has the her palms over her mouth in horror. The Twitter guy simply continued.
“I have you on counts of making a troll account and causing a flame war on false pretenses. That’s a bannable offense.”
“Co-come on! Let her off the cook!” Pleaded Rosie. “I mean, who isn’t guilty of that sort of thing?”
The guy gave her a twisted look that caused the cat to scooch back a bit on the spot.
“That’s right, Rosie, I have you on a report of hate speech.”
“I did no such thing! My ex reported me out of revenge!”
“It is not my place to make the call, I only carry it out. But I will deal with you later.” He turned it’s attention towards Izzy. “Do you have any last words?”
This was bad. She knew she would survive the bullet, but Rosie was now at risk. She didn’t know what to do. She didn’t know how to get out of this.
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