Random Facts About You

[Jade Harley]

It could be anything. Your favorite food, which sock you pull on first, if you're left-handed or right-handed, etc.

I have my morning alarm set to the sound of baying bloodhounds so that, if I ever become a fugitive wanted for some heinous crime, I'll know that sound means to get up and get going.

[Tearen Wover]

I can fly small to medium sized aircraft, drive cars and civilian trucks, tractors, and motorcycles, and I am also pretty good at piloting outboard and inboard motored boats.


I'm a wheelman.

[Handsome Jack]

I have a mole on my right nipple which grows a 3-4 inch long hair.

[Desman Black]

One of my many favorite foods are chocolate spread, penut batter, and banana sandwiches.

[Kelly MacAryn]

I hold a second degree black belt in the ITF style of traditional taekwon do. I'm going for my third degree in June.

[Todd Ingram]

one of my favorite songs to sing in the shower is what's up by 4 non blondes, and I'm getting pretty Damn good at it.

[Luci]

I write spoken word and poetry. And it's not bad.

[spoiler]


Tangerines

I was taught if you can't find something nice to say about someone
Then ask yourself why
Well excuse me if I prefer codependent narcissism to a ramshackle knife fight
I would just rather spend my time picking tangeriens than picking shrapnel out of meat grinders
and I'm not looking to pick my battles, or pick that ten ton dead bolt you keep on your bedroom door
I don't mind tiptoeing barefoot on glass eggshells, but if you want to make an omlette, you're gonna need some blood
Now, I came out swinging for the fences...
and you came out swinging from the rafters
I bought the brooklynn bridge and lit it up like the fourth of july
while you told yourself "i told you so"
Maybe if we took a step back we could get some perspective
Like, maybe you could see where your spurs caught me in the neck if you just stepped down off your high horse
Or maybe its hard for me to see the forrest for the trees
But honestly I can't see trees for tangerines



Re: Tangerines

I saw a tear-gas cannister bounce off your upper lip
so i skipped a pipebomb across your lake and ended up short of a riot
Sorry.
It's like I always say
If you want a revolution, you'll have to be revolting.
So I took etiquitte classes from coyotes and hunting lessons from cobras
But if I had known that meant nothing to you, I wouldn't have bothered.
Maybe if we took a step back we could get some perspective.
Like, maybe you could see the piano lodged in my throat if you could get your head out of your ass.
In the meantime I'll just whistle
And play Xylophone with my ribcage, and turn my lungs to accordians
And string harps with my veins, and violins with my arteries
I'll use my heart for a kick drum and my snapping femurs for a snare
And ill dance around with my organs out playing circus music so you can eat your fucking tangerines

[/spoiler]

[Dell Conagher]

My preferred Terran opening is a planetary fortress rush

[Aadibah]

My body dries off incredibly quickly. Like, I hop in a lake and the second I get out of the water my super curly hair poofs right back out and my skin is dry. Except in showers because then it's super humid in the bathroom, but even then my hair dries really quickly.

[Hiro Protagonist]

I have a fantastic singing voice, I can dance like a motherfucker, and I'm a trained chef.

[Omni]

I've been idly working on the backstory for a large book series/fantasy world since I was 14 years old. It's going well!

[Guu]

I've been to England, Scotland, Whales, Ireland, and all over Australia.

[Marcus Wright]

I can sing good, and I weirdly cannot feel cold at times.

[Beta Ray Bill]

I'm a video game console and comic book collector.

[Broly]

If the world ever ended in Nuclear Holocaust I would drive to the closest possible ground zero point and voluntarily become photons.

[Alex Mercer]

I'm a novice concept gamer. I'm not at the level of selling/applying them, but I've developed over a dozen in depth game mechanics with applications over the last four years. Platforms vary from internet RP sites similar to Omniverse, or handheld to home consoles.

[Jade Harley]

Sometimes, if I can get away with it, I'll eat popcorn for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner.

I have actually unlearned how to ride a bike.

[Kuzuru]

I sing along to songs when no one is watching.

[Amaterasu]

I have a deck of ~700 unique trading cards (think Yu-Gi-Oh), 95% of which I made by doodling during class when I was still in school. All drawn in pencil, many ripoffs, but a lot of originals too.

[The Vision]

I'm working on a TV show based on the SCP Foundation. It's... slowly happening.

I try and remake popular characters in Skyrim? Made medieval versions of Captain America, sorta Charon, Flash, Jesse McCree (will gladly tell you more about McCree) more or less without mods. You'll probably need them to make them viable but yeah.

Also I set up my best friend with his current girlfriend by breaking a promise I made to both of them, thus pissing them off so much they got together. They aren't angry anymore and we're close friends still and that's not exactly what happened but yeah.